Anyone who has ever gotten a tattoo is braver than every cop
Replies
Other things that make you braver than a cop: - Asking a server about gluten cross contamination - Driving on the upper level of the George Washington Bridge - Ordering a cheesesteak
jun 9, 2025, 10:48 pm • 11 0 • view
Ha… first one I can just imagine the blank stare
jun 9, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
My wife has celiac so we have to do it…never fun
jun 9, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
I bet, I spend a lot of time in foodservice kitchens…. Keep asking.
jun 9, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Ordering a cheesesteak from Genos drunk scared me so much and that’s an embarrassing fact about me
jun 9, 2025, 10:49 pm • 2 0 • view
- Paying an ATM service fee - Changing a flat tire - Using hedge trimmers
jun 9, 2025, 10:51 pm • 3 0 • view
- Doing a cartwheel - Cleaning a grill - Going to therapy
jun 9, 2025, 10:58 pm • 4 0 • view
- Drinking Bang - Getting a floor ticket for a concert past the age of 30 - Attending a Colorado Rockies game
jun 9, 2025, 11:03 pm • 3 0 • view
- Commenting on Reddit - Calling the health insurance company about an “explanation of benefits” - Getting an Uber but it’s a Tesla
jun 9, 2025, 11:05 pm • 5 0 • view
And i didn't use any numbing cream either.
jun 9, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
🫡
jun 9, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Shout-out to Lasik and bottom surgery.
jun 9, 2025, 11:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Bottom surgery is like being a WW2 and Vietnam vet at the same time
jun 9, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I absolutely take issue with the suggestion that there is an acceptable analogy to the demons who volunteered* to drop liquid fire on Vietnamese civilians, including children. That wasn't bravery, it was depravity. *specified because I'm aware of the draft
jun 9, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh good I thought I was going to get through this obvious joke thread without a Bluesky scold who can’t detect humor, glad you’re here
jun 9, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Saying vulgar and offensive shit tends to provoke unfriendly responses whether you're joking or not, yeah.
jun 9, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Get a grip
jun 9, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Fuck off, creep.
jun 9, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m afraid *you* came into *my* thread
jun 9, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm afraid *you're* contaminating *my* notifications. You're perfectly welcome to fuck off at any time.
jun 9, 2025, 11:52 pm • 0 0 • view
You are still voluntarily replying to me in my thread yet telling me to “fuck off.” Curious!
jun 10, 2025, 12:03 am • 0 0 • view