I love the minimap in this game. It ONLY shows roads, but pretty much every action scene happens in and around buildings, so the map just shows absolutely nothing anytime you aren’t driving.
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Jeff Gerstmann's video playing through a couple hours of the game was very entertaining. I feel like too many YouTube reviews are focusing on the bugs, when the real issues are core to the game's very design.
jun 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 4 0 • view
No amount of patching can save that game.
jun 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Yeah 100%. The game itself just does not play well and is designed in such a dull, repetitive way.
jun 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
This is the kind of game where every time it introduces a new mechanic, you’re instantly like “oh no please don’t.”
jun 15, 2025, 3:45 am • 265 12 • view
No, please, I am begging you: please don’t try to do a light refracting crystal puzzle. I am begging you.
jun 15, 2025, 4:12 am • 204 1 • view
Only Skylanders is allowed to do that, not some non-dust drinker.
jun 16, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Credits rolling now. Good Lord.
jun 15, 2025, 5:54 am • 101 0 • view
Seems like you beat it in a day, so at least it's short?
jun 15, 2025, 6:01 am • 0 0 • view
Started yesterday! It’s like 7 hours but it felt like 50.
jun 15, 2025, 6:05 am • 2 0 • view
Ugh. I'm so curious to play it when it hits 5 bucks.
jun 15, 2025, 6:06 am • 0 0 • view
This was the most entertaining review I've seen for the game and the one that really helped me get what the game is. Thanks for taking the hit for us. Can't wait to grab this bad boy once it hits 20 smackaroons
jun 15, 2025, 6:05 am • 0 0 • view
Hey quick spoiler for the video game Mindseye (2025) but when you beat the game you unlock “free roam mode” which contains quite literally nothing, and you are forced to play as this character by default and can not change anything about him.
jun 15, 2025, 6:10 am • 1,151 242 • view
…it’s kind of admirable in a way.
jun 15, 2025, 1:47 pm • 1 0 • view
RFK Jr?
jun 15, 2025, 2:00 pm • 4 0 • view
I don't know if you're being serious or not haha!
jun 15, 2025, 1:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Dead serious
jun 15, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
But... why? I'm so confused
jun 15, 2025, 2:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Incredible. No notes.
jun 15, 2025, 2:44 pm • 6 0 • view
This sounds like something Toby Fox would do to you if you played through his game killing everyone
jun 16, 2025, 2:23 am • 2 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 2:54 pm • 12 0 • view
he goes a little hard
jun 16, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 0 • view
What are the odds this is a complete accident
jun 15, 2025, 4:55 pm • 3 0 • view
I can't tell if this is a joke or not, and love it
jun 15, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
this fucking rules though
jun 15, 2025, 1:57 pm • 7 0 • view
I am in love with this man
jun 15, 2025, 8:20 pm • 4 0 • view
Honestly if this was a better game I'd kinda love it?
jun 15, 2025, 11:05 am • 1 0 • view
joe biden
jul 26, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
can't drink dust!
jun 15, 2025, 6:25 am • 13 1 • view
What an icon
jun 15, 2025, 11:44 am • 1 0 • view
This specific detail may elevate the game to the level of performance art?? How is this an actual video game and not a bit?
jun 15, 2025, 1:29 pm • 24 0 • view
Anyways this is the end of my Mindseye live play through thread. I leave you with this.
jun 15, 2025, 6:13 am • 602 108 • view
what was he "following"?
jun 15, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
A robot carrying a magic orb. Not a shitpost.
jun 15, 2025, 5:11 pm • 7 0 • view
yeah, sure, why not!
jun 15, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Nothing pulls this together as the perfect "Game that looks like a fake game seen in stock footage" like the quest marker in the bottom right corner, which says "Retrieve the orb"
jun 15, 2025, 2:32 pm • 73 1 • view
This thread is one of the funniest game reviews I’ve ever read somehow
jun 15, 2025, 3:07 pm • 15 0 • view
I’m suffering from a significant lack of sleep at the moment and it has been an amusing/confusing reading journey of ‘does he like this? Does he hate it? Is it weird good, or just bad bad?’ 😅😂 (It became pretty clear once I got to the end but was kinda funny)
jun 15, 2025, 4:47 pm • 6 0 • view
This UI gives off major early-360 era energy.
jun 15, 2025, 7:52 am • 6 0 • view
8/160 shells What the FUCK kinda firefights is the game expecting you to piss ammo into that you need 20 reloads for, and why
jun 15, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
i kinda dig that music, tbqh
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 pm • 6 0 • view
A lot of stuff that doesn’t work about the game, but the music is a bright spot!
jun 15, 2025, 2:18 pm • 8 0 • view
I know Rival Consoles did some of the music, so at there very least there’s probably a solid soundtrack album out of this.
jun 15, 2025, 2:39 pm • 5 0 • view
just like in TekWar
jun 15, 2025, 2:05 pm • 2 0 • view
i gotta play this
jun 15, 2025, 2:16 pm • 10 0 • view
Okay but this, this looks good
jun 15, 2025, 7:06 am • 3 0 • view
Cinema
jun 15, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Everything about this game seems insane. Definitely having a good time watching it from afar
jun 15, 2025, 6:39 am • 11 0 • view
the comedic timing 😭
jun 16, 2025, 1:25 pm • 1 0 • view
📌
jun 15, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
It looks like someone saw those joke videos of how The Division plays and decided to make a game based solely on that with a budget of a bottle of half full glue so the devs could fail to get high with.
jun 16, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
lore-accurate Tesla
jun 15, 2025, 4:53 pm • 105 3 • view
jun 15, 2025, 3:22 pm • 5 0 • view
Lmao genuine belly laugh,
jun 15, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
The way you have described this game makes it sound like some kind of fictional game you made up for a shitpost, including the "free roam" post. And yet you posted an actual video which just puts me into a state of "I can't believe this whole thing is real???" XD
jul 4, 2025, 5:38 am • 1 0 • view
simpons-ass exploding car
jun 16, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Did you like the instant fail stealth section with the robots?!
jun 15, 2025, 10:35 am • 4 0 • view
Easily the worst part of it, I think. I failed one time because a robot got stuck walking against a fence and would not turn around, so it was impossible to get past its cone of vision.
jun 15, 2025, 2:13 pm • 8 0 • view
I failed at exactly same spot for exactly same reason. The free roam mode is incredible. You exit the bunker by climbing a ladder... but there's no ladder climb animation so your character puts a key into the ladder. I feel like there's going to a Netflix movie about MindsEye with Gerald Butler.
jun 15, 2025, 2:23 pm • 17 0 • view
Retrieve the orb
jun 15, 2025, 10:44 pm • 11 0 • view
Retrieve the orb
jun 16, 2025, 1:14 am • 10 0 • view
Return the slab
jun 16, 2025, 10:36 am • 1 0 • view
That has the same feeling of a low budget itchio horror game. But they actually want you to think its cool.
jun 15, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 7:43 am • 57 1 • view
This is just normal Tesla behavior
jun 15, 2025, 7:42 am • 144 0 • view
Pretty sure this guy killed me in The Division 2 earlier today.
jun 16, 2025, 12:35 am • 2 0 • view
Yeah, you can tell this dude is always in the Dark Zone
jun 16, 2025, 10:40 am • 1 0 • view
That’s hilarious (derogatory)
jun 15, 2025, 12:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Dammit, I thought I got this fucked up weirdo by some random roll. Even more disappointing that it's just the standard.
jun 15, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
This is actually by far the best thing I heard about mindseye, I love this guy and wish he was in a better game
jun 15, 2025, 8:43 pm • 7 0 • view
Based on what I’ve seen and heard about this game, I can’t tell whether this is parody or not.
jun 15, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
can we talk about the fit tho? it's giving elder raver meets mad max
jun 15, 2025, 3:32 pm • 6 0 • view
LMAO. WHAT.
jun 16, 2025, 4:42 pm • 9 0 • view
thats john mindseye
jun 16, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
can't think of a single thing i'd want to change
jun 15, 2025, 1:44 pm • 49 0 • view
Unironically the most interesting thing I've heard about this game
jun 16, 2025, 4:35 pm • 6 0 • view
Honestly what a king
jun 15, 2025, 2:16 pm • 25 0 • view
Yeah sorry this might be the one thing i choose to respect about this game
jun 15, 2025, 2:18 pm • 55 0 • view
It’s legitimately my favorite thing about it. It’s genius.
jun 15, 2025, 2:19 pm • 37 0 • view
-and- he says trans rights 🏳️⚧️
jun 15, 2025, 2:20 pm • 20 0 • view
Why?
jun 15, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Custom tool environment! And, uh, players, get to it. Make it fun.
jun 15, 2025, 7:38 am • 4 0 • view
Who wrote CAN'T DRINK DUST on his gut with lipstick?
jun 15, 2025, 4:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Immortan Joe if he was from Florida
jun 15, 2025, 3:27 pm • 45 3 • view
Immortan Joe Bob
jun 15, 2025, 7:57 pm • 9 0 • view
That's John Mindseye!
jun 15, 2025, 1:40 pm • 39 0 • view
My summer looks is sorted. 😎
jun 15, 2025, 10:42 am • 3 0 • view
At least they can’t drink dust.
jun 15, 2025, 1:38 pm • 7 0 • view
I love him and he is perfect in every way
jun 15, 2025, 2:55 pm • 3 0 • view
Why would you want to change perfection?
jun 15, 2025, 2:31 pm • 7 0 • view
What an icon! Great cosplay idea, too!
jun 17, 2025, 7:09 am • 0 0 • view
Florida Man?!
jun 15, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
🤔😱😒
jun 15, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Speaking of credits, was this done by the Hungarian side of BARB, or...? 😬
jun 15, 2025, 3:17 pm • 0 0 • view
If you didnt name the games title I would have thought you were talking about a gta game.
jun 16, 2025, 7:02 am • 0 0 • view