You can really see the demo shift in these comments. Clearly there are not enough of you who grew up on the microwavable Totino's pizza and the grease slick pizza that was Red Barron in the day.

The Cheez-a

THe best pizza I ever had was a four cheese pizza in Bardonecchia Italy, sold from a kiosk and at least one of the four cheeses was a blue cheese.

Hell yeah

About to be my wife's hero when I heat one of these up this week and top it with more cheesits.

what time should I come over?

😳

A cheezing comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.

Honestly, the "made with real cheese" is a detriment here. If I'm eating a Cheez-It pizza, I want fake cheese. I want every ingredient to be genetically modified. I want to eat the products of industry to gain their strength. I want to behold a pale horse whose rider is Monosodium Glutamate

No actual food was used in the making of this product

When food scientists are so busy wondering if they could that they don't stop to think if they should.

The "Fuck it, we're putting a fifth blade on the razor" of frozen pizza.

Incredible

My BP spiked just looking at that.

Is that really four servings, Cheez-It Corporation?

Recession buster.

I just told my grocery guy that those pizzas on the box picture look like shit…. It looks like a fucking 1970’s bad TV dinner.

I have one in the freezer, gonna fire it up later in the week. Boo all you want. You know I'm right.

There simply is not enough weed in the world for you to be right

Sir I am actively working on refuting this notion.

May God have mercy on your accursed soul

America is a wondrous place.

science truly is a blessing

Nature is healing or some such thing.

Curse my celiac-riddled intestines 😭

Hey now, that looks good.

We've literally just got cheez-it crisps in the UK. They're fucking weird, think they gave me a migraine, can't stop eating them, send help

They have a preservative BTHQ if you eat too many they’ll just sit in your gut for a day or two.

So much innovation in the pizza space...

wat

$7? :/

The pizza is $6.99. The diarrhea is free.

Thanks I hate it!

My heart couldn't take it lol.

I can't explain why, but this feels like a recession indicator somehow

I think it actually is. Campbell's soup, e.g., is seeing an increase in sales right now because people don't have the money to go out to eat, but still don't want to cook every meal.

the tariffs are working

My son wants to know where he can buy this!! 😂😂😂

Oh my god

That. Is. Not. Pizza. With ☹️ from Brooklyn.

Thin crust takes a lot of getting used to, for an ex-NYer.

Now That's What I Call Innovation

J.F.C. that's reason enough to cancel any NYT subscription/employee 🤨

I immediately checked DoorDash for this. No dice. 😔

Specifying it is made with "real cheese" has the rest of the world raising an eyebrow.

The only thing missing from making this the most perfect dinner fit my sons would be a side of Kraft M+C.

Two of the four food groups!

Somebody get one of these and a Pepsi to the ice agents

Tried the pepperoni version, decent, but not as good as i was hoping for

They can only do so much to take our way of life.

Eww

NO

Ah quatro fromaggio multi bene

I'm generally against ultra processed food, but my kid likes Cheezits so for a laugh I got them won. It was absolutely disgusting.

LOL'd so loud I got the dogs barking!

Oh Jamelle, just when I'd thought you were a classy journalist. sigh.

Nature is healing

define “real"

Not imaginary?

What would 50% real cheese mean?

and what would the other 50% be?

is this a threat

Definitely gotta give that a try when it’s at stores around here. The Cheez it stuff they had at Taco Bell was really good, sad to see it end.

Only in America…

Would. I mean I'm horrified, but. Yeah.

👊🏻💥🇺🇸

All of this shit is a symptom of constant growth. It’s not good enough for Cheez-It to be one of the best selling crackers and its profits being stable as hell. Kellanova—the company that owns Cheez-It—needs to show investors new potential revenue streams. Here, it’s brand leasing.

‘Murica! F@&k yeah!

dear old mom's recipe: crush handful of Cheez-its over Stouffer's™ frozen macaroni and cheese, bake until brown and bubbling

I think that will actually get my kids home for a family meal night. 😂

@danryckert.com

this is an abomination. would eat 💯

Italy called. They said knock it off.

The salt in that picture is desiccating my mouth just by looking at it online.

That’s why America is so fat now. Next time show the back and all the “ingredients” it’s made of. Bonus points if you can pronounce them.

I'm not sure about this? Bought a box of Cheeze-It crackers a few months back, they are absolutely disgusting out of the box now, and it was the original Cheeze-It crackers. Not sure what the food tasters were going for in taste but they just suck now.

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Meet need to try this when the family isn’t around.

Oh, hello, I had no idea this existed! 😋

jesus christ

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Which part of Italy is this popular in?

In the pseudo little italies in America, IMO

How many cheese to a cheez

wow

That’s absolutely disgusting where can I get this I must have it

Cheezits has risen

I didn’t know this existed. Love at first sight! 😍

Italy is composing a sternly-worded rebuke letter right now

The other day I saw a reel for cheez-its in place of rice krispies for rice krispie treats. Cheez-its have gone rogue!

to hell

Ok. That looks disgusting, and I would absolutely try it. With gusto. And a crisp Pilsner.

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Guess what just went on the Wegman's list. Thanks for the heads up.

So back.

America is, at long last, great again

Making Charlottesville great again, one disgusting bite at a time. And Dr. Ho’s is worth the trip.

Omg I just put crushed extra toasty ones in my cheddar omelet and I am not opposed to this at all

Hmm. Maybe a small slice 🍕

America bay BEEEE

is it out now?!

Mama mia!

Man, probably the no sleep talking, but if I didn't eat a Little Caesar's Detroit style (and unexpectantly liked it) last month, I'd go out and find one of those for this month. Maybe next month.

Do you cover your face with a napkin while you eat it, to prevent God from seeing?

oh god. i….wanna try it. damn.

There should be tariffs on that

Would def try. Both kids were horrified.

...and the little children shall lead them.

That is wrong on so many levels.

🎶...then I don't wanna be right🎶

I’m so conflicted on this.

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

I can think of at least two of my family who would love this.

As a German, the funniest thing about it is that it says 100% real cheese. What the hell else is it supposed to be? Barbarians ;-)

Lemme introduce you to…drumroll…processed cheese food 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾 Kraft singles, velveeta, etc

Just like the Romans use eat.

As a Midwesterner, I've never had this product in my 60+ years in this country. Two questions: Is this an East Coast thing? Is it 'like' good? Full Disclosure: I do like Cheez-It crackers.

OMFG I DID NOT KNOW THIS PRODUCT EXISTED

Have you tried it, Jamelle?

That just made the shopping list. 😁

I don’t like Cheez-its but I would be tempted to try this

How I feel, too.

Had it last night. It was decent

I simultaneously want to vomit and eat an entire one.

AMERICA- FUCK YEAH.

MAHA

Just the way kindergarten cafeterias used to make it

is it 6.64 or 6.99

It's $6.64 a pound. Lots of places have started adding a "unit price" to everything to give you a weight to compare with.

oh wow that’s useful, never seen that!

$6.64 per lb.

thanks!

They always give price per pound and total price. 6.99 is the total

always? ive never seen that for pizza

Maybe not always but in recent years a unit price to have a comparison point

hmm in what state

The OP lives in VA and I’m in NY. Can’t speak for others. Though I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it in most of the northeast.

ah i see, havent seen that in CA yet

have you actually tried this madness?? lol

I like pizza. I like Cheez-its. For some reason this makes me want to rolf.

Only 6.99?!?

no

no, really, i am here for this. chefboyardee pizza kits are comfort food. this is spectacular.

Coming up with a grand economic theory about it being $6.99 in VA and $8.99 in NJ.

Do you.....like....like actually like....cheese its tho?

I once changed my handle to Hot n Spicy Cheez It