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jamelle @jamellebouie.net

i want to do the thing where i rewrite this so that it sounds like english but i don’t even know what he is trying to say

jul 9, 2025, 3:30 am • 1,158 11

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aviangirl.bsky.social @aviangirl.bsky.social

I think the best thing to do with this is to toss it with a vinaigrette and add some crumbled feta and a few croutons.

jul 9, 2025, 3:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Making-Good 👊🏳️‍🌈🔥 @making-good.bsky.social

Pretty sure this is ai

jul 9, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
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LEDlogic @ledlogic.bsky.social

Non-AI technogibberish is a lost art.

jul 9, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Uncle K 🏳️‍🌈 @unclek.bsky.social

I think he’s trying to blame Trump on The Excesses of Wokeness(TM). A theme that certainly hasn’t been touched on in the pages of the Times for at least…oh, the last 14 hours or so.

jul 9, 2025, 3:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Jonel ❌👑 @jonelstr.bsky.social

It’s bad. Maybe he used AI - trying it out?

jul 9, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Juan Arango @amanolimpia.bsky.social

I walked away with two words: Obfuscated and Incoherently. They apply to the text reasonably well, so it is fitting that it contains them.

jul 9, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
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J.Arizona @jarizona.bsky.social

I think he's trying to say he's the smartest person in the room, but it's an unconvincing argument.

jul 9, 2025, 3:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Heiz @heiz16.bsky.social

Good to see I am not the only one who has no clue what he is trying to say.

jul 9, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
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evalockhart.bsky.social @evalockhart.bsky.social

Just don't forget to capitalize the word English, Jamelle, or you'll break my heart.

jul 9, 2025, 4:33 am • 1 0 • view
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jellybean24.bsky.social @jellybean24.bsky.social

It's a lot like the way that I write, but that's why I have an engineering degree.

jul 9, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social

Grok, write me like one of your French girls, but use a lot of words

jul 9, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
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creativepower.bsky.social @creativepower.bsky.social

We must fall back on the ol de rigueur' "topic sentence" which really needs to be somewhere in the (nonfiction) paragraph. When I was in college we would watch Eric Severeid's reports and try to find the topic sentence. Maybe the author is writing fiction.

jul 9, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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creativepower.bsky.social @creativepower.bsky.social

After about your 8th legal memo to Partner or brief to the Court, you get this down: 4 maxims of coherent discourse 1.Quality: be truthful and have evidence of what you say 2.Quantity: be succinct and yet complete 3.Relevant: be relevant to the topic as presented 4.Manner: be clear and orderly

jul 9, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social

you should never say a nice word about ai on this platform because it is not a good use of your capital but as it happens claude is up to this one ai is amazing at sifting through trash

jul 9, 2025, 3:43 am • 4 0 • view
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social

"Biden openly embraced identity politics focused on antiracism. This replaced the more unifying message of early Obama-era politics. Instead of bringing clarity, this approach created more confusion in our complex society.

jul 9, 2025, 3:44 am • 3 0 • view
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social

Trump has exploited the failures of identity-focused politics. He has won over some disaffected Black and Latino voters while appealing to white Americans. Trump has flipped the script by portraying whites as victims and minorities as oppressors who receive unfair advantages."

jul 9, 2025, 3:44 am • 3 0 • view
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social

it is of course being stated obliquely because if stated directly someone might disagree with it

jul 9, 2025, 3:44 am • 6 0 • view
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

I guess the tacit assumption of our politics replaced the unifying ethos of the early Obama years and became a very bad conventional wisdom that obfuscated more than it illuminated. What was that tacit assumption? "antiracism." I feel like we need an abstract noun or three more.

jul 9, 2025, 4:34 am • 4 0 • view
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johniwaniszek.bsky.social @johniwaniszek.bsky.social

I re-read it a few times and then re-read what you said above. There a ton of words you can avoid avoid and you need to watch the bouncing ball. I agree with your reading. I think there is a question being begged up front, though.

jul 9, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Probably multiple questions driven to panhandling.

jul 9, 2025, 8:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Redshift ❌👑 @redshift42.bsky.social

1. I don't understand antiracism so it must be inherently confusing. 2. Why do these kids today persist in believing identities affect how they're treated and want to do something about it, when they just need to believe we're all the same and other people will accept that? But that's just a guess.

jul 9, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
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andy, crump @crumpandy.bsky.social

I imagine the sheer cognitive effort of untangling Tommy Chit-Chat's prose might trigger a brain aneurysm; please be good to yourself. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

jul 9, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Gwalla @the-gwalla.bsky.social

Allow me to translate: “Kids these days, amirite?”

jul 9, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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ulrichw.bsky.social @ulrichw.bsky.social

This is actually something LLMs are (IMO) good at. I asked ChatGPT to dial down the pretentiousness by 50%:

Early in the semester, I started talking excitedly about how the 2008 election had brought people together. But around the conference table, all I saw were blank stares. It hit me: for my thoughtful and engaged students, the political events I remembered so vividly were barely even history—just a vague idea they’d heard about. One student, a serious young woman from Queens who called herself Latina and brought a clear, activist perspective to most class discussions, said what everyone else was probably thinking: “Professor, I was 4 years old in 2008. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Joe Biden had clumsily put into words what’s become an unspoken assumption in today’s fractured political culture: that identity politics—or what some call “antiracism”—has taken the place of the more inclusive spirit people associated with the early Obama years. What started as a push for unity has hardened into a set of ideas that often confuse more than clarify, especially in a country as diverse and complex as ours. Trump, in his second political act, has leaned into this division. He’s taken advantage of the dysfunction in our culture and politics, turning identity into a wedge. He tries to win over frustrated Black and Latino voters, while at the same time painting white Americans as the new victims and portraying minorities as somehow privileged or threatening.
jul 9, 2025, 4:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Airwindows @airwindows.com

Long as you're getting your hands dirty, how about asking LolNazi Grok to do that? It might be more dialed in on what's going on there.

jul 9, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
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thethinblackduke.bsky.social @thethinblackduke.bsky.social

Isn't it easier to just write the damned thing?

jul 9, 2025, 11:44 am • 0 0 • view
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le @glansbury.bsky.social

I’ll try! Biden failed to make Obama’s utopian campaign vision of an America that’s equal to all a reality in 4 years. Trump capitalized on this during his campaign, so he was elected by the people Trump is trying to disadvantage further to create a white Christian ethnostate.

jul 9, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
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le @glansbury.bsky.social

i do not agree with this but i think it’s what he’s saying in what could definitely be done better in normal english

jul 9, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Henry/shhhhh @henhousesinger.bsky.social

Genuinely think he gets told "professor, I have no idea what you're talking about" all the time and he just adds the "I was 4 in 2008" part in his head.

jul 9, 2025, 3:34 am • 55 0 • view
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Maud Hart @hartsigns.bsky.social

My daughter says it sounds like a wannabe philosopher used AI like the students in her class

jul 9, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
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former dog @warybear.bsky.social

“We went woke, so, sadly we must go broke”

jul 9, 2025, 3:35 am • 2 0 • view
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social

I read one paragraph of that piece to my wife, the English major, and she was like, “Yeah, I have no idea what’s going on here. It’s just word salad.”

jul 9, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Cynthia @buskettigirl.bsky.social

😆

jul 9, 2025, 10:52 am • 0 0 • view
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biggerinjapan.bsky.social @biggerinjapan.bsky.social

I'll give it a shot. "Obama divided us into interest groups. Trump 2.0 capitalized on the people who preferred the vision of a unified United States, peeling off minority voters who preferred not to identify themselves as minority voters." That's the core idea buried in the tortured prose.

jul 9, 2025, 3:49 am • 2 0 • view
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biggerinjapan.bsky.social @biggerinjapan.bsky.social

I wrote Obama, but I meant Biden.

jul 9, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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pudgy puk @pudgypuk.bsky.social

i haven’t seen this much rhetoric obscuring the total lack of content since undergrad. wow.

jul 9, 2025, 3:32 am • 8 0 • view
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wormbologna @wormbologna.bsky.social

image
jul 9, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view
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MrMartini @mrmartini.bsky.social

Some awesome postmodern wordplay going on there.

jul 9, 2025, 5:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Andy Watson @gleep.org

I fed it into chatgpt and it exploded.

jul 9, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social

Just doing a less comprehensible Dennis Miller impersonation. Only thing missing is the "Now I don't want to get off on a rant here" opening.

jul 9, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
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k-ath320.bsky.social @k-ath320.bsky.social

My favorite t-shirt says “eschew obfuscation,” and that’s what this article forgot to do…

jul 9, 2025, 3:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Illmatic on JK Rowling @buckrawheat.bsky.social

"my kingdom for a copy editor willing to use corporal punishment to rein me in"

jul 9, 2025, 3:32 am • 6 0 • view
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Elisabeth Van Every @e-van-every.bsky.social

That costs a LOT more than most authors can pay.

jul 9, 2025, 3:38 am • 4 0 • view
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Illmatic on JK Rowling @buckrawheat.bsky.social

The DIY version is reading your work aloud to your cat.

jul 9, 2025, 3:40 am • 3 0 • view
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Sunsette / Cynthia Skye @sunderedmarches.com

The "read aloud" clue that people keep relying on is probably useless here. I give good odds this is how he talks extemporaneously, since this is how I talk, too. Especially since I don't struggle to understand his meaning at all. But I would never let my random ramble go into print unedited...

jul 9, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Illmatic on JK Rowling @buckrawheat.bsky.social

I agree it would be largely useless but I think if you read this to your cat you would get clawed because how dare you speak to them like this

jul 9, 2025, 4:03 am • 5 1 • view
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Chris Petersen @cpetersen-cs.bsky.social

It hovers between fascinating and horrifying. Seems like he's been radicalized and blames Obama, Biden, identity politics, wokeness, etc. for his descent into or rediscovery of his biases and blames his students for not going through the exact same experiences he did. #BadlyBroken

jul 9, 2025, 4:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Kerri Coombs @kerricoombs.bsky.social

I think he's saying Trump got elected partly because racialized people got tired of having to help white people learn about and make efforts to ameliorate systemic racism. At least I hope so, because otherwise it's little more than an erudite fart.

jul 9, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Cato Young @youngocato.bsky.social

I’d like some of whatever his editor was smoking though. Assuming there was an editor involved?

jul 9, 2025, 3:33 am • 1 0 • view
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an0nym0u53.bsky.social @an0nym0u53.bsky.social

It's not trying to say anything. It's clearly the output of a generative transformer. Those use randomness as a seed. That leads to lots of adjectives and it resembles writing approaching a point. But GPTs don't understand anything, so they never have a point, they just look like they do.

jul 9, 2025, 7:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Pallando the Blue 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🫘 @palando.bsky.social

I believe he's referring to an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era

jul 9, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
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dioiioib.bsky.social @dioiioib.bsky.social

Latinos like Trump even tho he's racist, so the usual Democrat wisdom of "minorities will automatically vote for us" doesn't hold anymore I think it's the gist of what he's saying

jul 9, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Superhypetime @worldofcardboard.bsky.social

He's trying to do the whole, "Trump is an acceptable response to people correcting me but also I don't like him but he is onto something because one of my students identified as latina but I don't think she really was based on (long fart sound) and really what did we expect?"

jul 9, 2025, 4:16 am • 3 0 • view
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Coleossus @coleosssus.bsky.social

It really reads like when you feed something thru a translator app over and over.

jul 9, 2025, 6:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Admiral Monke @admiral-monke.bsky.social

It's just color blind nonsense. A desire for things to be a certain way that they simply aren't and a refusal to ground what is likely a liberal worldview in history and socioeconomic reality. Basically, dems acknowledging that some groups have specific and unique concerns is the real racism.

jul 9, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social

Yeah that's the impression I got from the esoteric magic incantation that this writer seems to be channeling.

jul 9, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Casey Martin @caseymmartin.bsky.social

He probably got AI to do it for him?

jul 9, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Orion Kidder @orionkidder.bsky.social

I feel this constantly. I've retrained myself to recognize it as my writer brain warning me that the text is actually just disorganized drivel.

jul 9, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
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thejoesmith.bsky.social @thejoesmith.bsky.social

A sentence with a double appositive followed by a run on sentence fragment? Truly informative.

jul 9, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Erica Van Houten @epvh.bsky.social

The politics around identity have divided our society. Biden tried to speak to the ideal of atoning for our racist past and moving to a more just future. Biden’s clumsy efforts only served to make the divisions more clear to many voters.

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Erica Van Houten @epvh.bsky.social

Trump spoke to these divisions. Angering White voters with immigration and framing diversity as discrimination. While rallying disaffected Black and Hispanic voters with the perceived failure of decades of policy.

jul 9, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Erica Van Houten @epvh.bsky.social

Not exactly what I’d go with, getting each paragraph to fit in 300 characters is tricky. But it’s a little clearer at least. Can already see some more edits now that I posted it. OH WELL.

jul 9, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Hester Prynne @realhesterprynne.bsky.social

Yup. Had one of my 1L's turned in this gibberish, it would have earned a big red "X" across the whole damn thing with a "Start over, this time in English" comment up the margin.

jul 9, 2025, 10:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Kevin Riggle @kevinriggle.bsky.social

I really don't think that understanding whatever's there is in anyone's best interests

jul 9, 2025, 3:31 am • 2 0 • view
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🇨🇦 @hienrkoiwjski.bsky.social

That's me trying to write an essay...that's why I pursued a chemistry degree. Couldn't write to save my soul. Give me an equation or formula any time

jul 9, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nick S @holgate.permanent.red

Having flashbacks to tutorials where my essay partner was clearly up all night on double-strength Nescafé dosed with scotch.

jul 9, 2025, 3:41 am • 7 0 • view
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Nick S @holgate.permanent.red

But yeah, stylistically he’s trying to write around the edges of the thing, but there is no thing.

jul 9, 2025, 3:45 am • 9 0 • view
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

Of course there's a thing: the tacit assumption that calcified into a conventional wisdom. Plain as the nose on your face!

jul 9, 2025, 4:36 am • 7 0 • view
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beaudreadful.bsky.social @beaudreadful.bsky.social

This is one of those rare instances when using AI is justified

jul 9, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Amy K, 8647 @mangobee.bsky.social

Same.

jul 9, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
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danielbates.bsky.social @danielbates.bsky.social

“Both sides!,” duh

jul 9, 2025, 4:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Pontoon, dissident rando @johnpontoon.bsky.social

I just explained to my son that you gotta write like people talk.

jul 9, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Vera/Josh Mitchell @verasev.bsky.social

"It's Biden's fault because 'Don't be racist' was too complicated for people and yet, paradoxically, too simple for our complex society."

jul 9, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Tim “Positive Subway” Smith @positivesubway.bsky.social

Just write “Antiracist college students are the real racists” and have the sentence be a hyperlink to a Lee Fang tweet

jul 9, 2025, 3:42 am • 10 0 • view
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Emma Goldman @emmagoldman.bsky.social

So… are you free to comment on TCW because this is just a guest essay in the NYT? (Genuinely wondering what the parameters of the social media criticism restrictions at NYT are.)

jul 9, 2025, 3:43 am • 2 0 • view
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joyabb.bsky.social @joyabb.bsky.social

I think he means ignore race? But rewriting history that early Obama years were a time of no racism? um no. While Obama strove to be a unifier & we had a brief moment of hope we didn’t have to be so aware of differences - THE RACISTS STILL CLAIMED HE WAS DIVISIVE. So we learned to face the rot.

jul 9, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Susan M @whenigodeaf.bsky.social

“I am smart”

jul 9, 2025, 4:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Diane Aurelia Burton @daburton.bsky.social

Someone was writing with a Thesaurus…

jul 9, 2025, 4:30 am • 2 0 • view
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ghostdoggtv.bsky.social @ghostdoggtv.bsky.social

P1: I don't like anti-racism P2: what if we stopped with the anti-racism, because it works for Trump

jul 9, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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LeServ @leserv.bsky.social

At this juncture, let’s all say a quiet “thanks” to editors who fall on grenades like this every day.

jul 9, 2025, 4:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Chuck Tee @chutry.bsky.social

I thought I was just tired. But no, those paragraphs make no sense.

jul 9, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Abraham Gross @abrahamgross.bsky.social

Is he paid by the syllable?

jul 9, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Archaic Mermaid @archaicmermaid.bsky.social

That's okay. He doesn't know what he's trying to say. There's no fixing muddled thinking.

jul 9, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Carol Mithers @carolmithers.bsky.social

Trying to win a multisyllabic derby?

jul 9, 2025, 3:49 am • 2 0 • view
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artino.bsky.social @artino.bsky.social

Sir, you are disrespecting SAT scores

jul 9, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Douglas Moran @dougom.bsky.social

“Biden lost because of identity politics, and Trump’s appeal to racism and bigotry was even more effective because of that.”

jul 9, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Xaibril 🏳️‍🌈 @xaibril.bsky.social

My best guess is that this guy is complaining that some kind of hope for a "colorblind" America that he thought the Obama years would help usher in has been usurped by identity politics, and that Trump used this to convince white voters that they were victims being exploited by minority groups

jul 9, 2025, 5:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Xaibril 🏳️‍🌈 @xaibril.bsky.social

It seems to me like this dude seems to think that we were on track to solve racism forever after Obama got elected and is mad that it didn't turn out that way

jul 9, 2025, 5:17 am • 4 0 • view
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encounterparts @encounterparts.bsky.social

That's one hell of an unappealing and unintelligible word salad.

jul 9, 2025, 3:51 am • 0 0 • view
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danggiantcrabs.bsky.social @danggiantcrabs.bsky.social

Whatever the thing is where people use "utilize" where "use" would be better (which is almost always), that's like his entire writing style.

jul 9, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
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David Dickson @dickiddaveson.bsky.social

He thinks reaction to the identity politics he sees in his classroom is what brought Trump back to power. His mistake is thinking that his classroom has much to do with America In General. Again, I like the guy. But he holds the conceit that his lived experience is "representative" way too much.

jul 9, 2025, 6:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike B. @wrytir.bsky.social

It is a bit of a slog.

jul 9, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Cass 🌻 @thecass.bsky.social

This is giving me a compulsion to attempt to diagram these sentences and see if I can glean…anything.

jul 9, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
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beerzieboy.bsky.social @beerzieboy.bsky.social

He doesn't either

jul 9, 2025, 4:37 am • 0 0 • view
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DH @dungheap.bsky.social

He doesn’t know either. Half baked is generous

jul 9, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Ben Rush @continuity0.bsky.social

I’ve read and reread this carefully 6 times now, and I cannot, for the life of me, fathom what point or argument the author is trying to construct

jul 9, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
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emtoo.bsky.social @emtoo.bsky.social

I think he fancies himself the next George Will or William F. Buckley. Unlike those men, he can't write.

jul 9, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Hairybusiness @hairybusiness.bsky.social

I can see why a piece that short takes 7 minutes to read lol

jul 9, 2025, 3:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Nick Murphy @nmurph18.bsky.social

I'm trying to figure out how i would diagram these two sentences and I'm coming up short. "Run-on sentence" doesn't begin to describe them.

jul 9, 2025, 5:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Thoughts of Rob @thoughtsofrob.bsky.social

I *think* it says, “Wokeness is worse than ‘colorblindness’. Trump has used the wedge issue of DEI to reassert white supremacy while somehow also appealing to a cohort of POC.”

jul 9, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Alpay Temiz @nuts1976.bsky.social

If you ask chat got to clarify this, it will break

jul 9, 2025, 5:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Alpay Temiz @nuts1976.bsky.social

Chatgpt geez

jul 9, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view