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jamelle @jamellebouie.net

my solution to the question of “how to dress as a millennial man” is to dress like i am perpetually in attendance at the 1958 Newport Jazz Festival www.gq.com/story/bring-...

jul 28, 2025, 7:21 pm • 2,893 107

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Robert Lewis XXXX @robertlewisx.bsky.social

One thing I never wear is a suit, a tie Vest because I think it looks silly. I remember the 20s and 30s people I always wore this even doing construction work

jul 28, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Distraction @syyyyyyyyy.bsky.social

A lot of things that look like "suits" nowadays were actually designed to be activewear. I'm a huge fan of the Oxford Cloth Button-Down shirt, which was the original athleisure ~100 years ago.

jul 28, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cwnidog @cwnidog.bsky.social

I wore jeans and white button-down Oxford shirts in 1970, I wear them now. Life’s simple. OK, on days like today, when it’s in the 90s, I wear lightweight clothes. Jeans and heavy cotton shirts are a bit much.

jul 28, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

This is correct. For women too.

jul 28, 2025, 8:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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John Skawski @jwski.bsky.social

My 1975 Levi’s straight legs are back?

jul 28, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Blue Meme @bluememe.bsky.social

My 1975 Levi’s were definitely not straight leg, and would not be fit to be seen in outside of a Spinal Tap costume party

jul 28, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ann Given @missgiven.bsky.social

Skinny jeans forever!

jul 28, 2025, 8:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Stainless Steel Wererat @steelwererat.bsky.social

Glad I just made the cut on Gen-X and can wear loose clothing and flannel forever. 😁

jul 28, 2025, 11:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social

This is how I’m picturing you

Rahsaan Roland Kirk in a suit and shades playing a comical number of saxophones at the same time
jul 28, 2025, 7:37 pm • 13 0 • view
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Brisa Fresca @mrsdoos.bsky.social

Skinny jeans forever!

jul 29, 2025, 1:01 am • 0 0 • view
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keynesaddiction.bsky.social @keynesaddiction.bsky.social

I have those APCs in my closet.

jul 28, 2025, 7:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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onedrop1.bsky.social @onedrop1.bsky.social

Not a bad solution. For denim, the trend is to a wider straight leg and classic fades, which looks great especially when worn to break at the shoe or boot instep. This creates a break at the knee and a slight flare effect which, when combined with a tighter fitting top block, is very flattering.

jul 29, 2025, 8:30 am • 0 0 • view
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onedrop1.bsky.social @onedrop1.bsky.social

There is nothing oversized about a wide straight leg or even a boot cut, high waists, pleats on suit trousers, etc. But I guess if your formative years were spent squeezed like a sausage into tiny clothing, anything that doesn’t follow those lines might seem to be so.

jul 29, 2025, 8:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Donald (not a Facist) - Shame on US 🇨🇦Friendly @dn-ny-mtl.bsky.social

My first job was in the fashion business. I learned I really hated the fashion biz & people. Nothing’s changed. Wardrobe, jeans & a shirt or sweater, has changed little. Got the Wall St company I worked for in the 90’s to ditch the suits & ties. Try wearing a wool suit on a NYC subway in summer 🥲🤬

jul 29, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
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jakeofnotrades.bsky.social @jakeofnotrades.bsky.social

Well that explains a lot.

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jul 28, 2025, 7:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social

I just wear the same crap I wore in 2005, albeit with more of a straight fit than a JNCO jeans look

jul 29, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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chanellee.bsky.social @chanellee.bsky.social

Is this the same guy who used to write for The Village Voice back in the day?? 😳

jul 28, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Random Hajile @elimodnar.bsky.social

I've never worn skinny jeans. Just looks weird on guys and I don't fancy inflicting compartment syndrome on myself. www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-...

jul 28, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Forever Young and in Denial @valennb4.bsky.social

Wear what you enjoy.

jul 28, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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mickeysabbath1.bsky.social @mickeysabbath1.bsky.social

Now THAT’S a place to be!

jul 28, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Pollock @karlcotton.bsky.social

Skinny jeans with a stretch waist, does it for this boomer 🤓

jul 28, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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wingfoot1618.bsky.social @wingfoot1618.bsky.social

But that’s like retro for you, isn’t it?

jul 28, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Renée @reneethelibrarian.bsky.social

I guarantee you the rise on the pants of attendees to the 1958 NFF was much higher. I am guessing there were no low cut skinny jeans

jul 28, 2025, 7:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net

yes, that is the point. the statement is in contrast to the article, not a summary of it

jul 28, 2025, 7:25 pm • 15 0 • view
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Renée @reneethelibrarian.bsky.social

I figured. Love the tailoring of the 40-50s menswear

jul 28, 2025, 7:32 pm • 4 0 • view
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Distraction @syyyyyyyyy.bsky.social

Every time I wear khakis, I think I look like this but know I actually look like Dilbert.

jul 28, 2025, 9:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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zenosAnalytic @zenosanalytic.bsky.social

Honestly ppl who dont want to go the Prep route, who dont want to break with the "t-shirt and jeans" orthodoxy, should just buy "workwear" from places like Duluth and Dickies. Comfortable, durable, functional clothes that aren't ugly. Get shirts and pants in multiple colors, then mix-and-match.

jul 29, 2025, 11:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Alice @aliceapostate.bsky.social

Why won't skinny jeans just die?

jul 29, 2025, 12:50 am • 2 1 • view
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💙🦋💙Jen sees u 2 🦋💙🦋 @jenseesu2.bsky.social

Just cause they zip doesn’t mean they fit I can’t stand skinny jeans

jul 28, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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swimodin.bsky.social @swimodin.bsky.social

I just can’t. Gen Z will eat me alive.

jul 29, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lorne @lornetoledo.bsky.social

I like to think of my (aspirational) style as "Dollar Store Cary Grant"...

jul 28, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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FrozenBBQ @frozenbbq.bsky.social

Modern fashion can kiss my ass. It's right here, clad in my beloved slim taper Levi's.

jul 28, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Moot Dengrich ☠️🎢 @catfishsushi.bsky.social

They seem to have had that or something like it on display at RL Chicago

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jul 28, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social

Loose jeans and a hoodie, my dude. I never changed.

jul 28, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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More Abstract Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social

I Went Back To Skinny Jeans And It Feels Like They Will Have To Amputate My Legs, Beating Diabetes by 4 - 7 Years

jul 28, 2025, 9:41 pm • 355 5 • view
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Darcie B @bakeitso.bsky.social

I tried to go back to skinny jeans and they said “absolutely fucking not.“

jul 29, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Kwangger 🌻 @kwangger.bsky.social

way back when, we used to have up and coming bands play in our work breakroom at lunch. i forget who the band was, but 3 youngish men, all in very skinny jeans. first thought was there's no sexy way to get out of those things no matter how skinny you are...

jul 28, 2025, 9:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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A Man Has No Name 🇺🇦 @manhasnoname.bsky.social

I want skinny jeans wiped from our collective memory.

jul 28, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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William F. Tulloch @cptdoomdc.bsky.social

I walked into a Levi's store many years ago and the sales clerk asked if I wanted skinny jeans. I have naturally muscular legs - 24" thighs/17" calves - and was wearing shorts. I said "are you trying to kill me? 501s are skinny jeans for me."

jul 28, 2025, 9:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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dr2chase @dr2chase.bsky.social

541 might be a better cut.

jul 28, 2025, 10:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Radagast the John Brown @carsonenglish.bsky.social

Someone once complimented my jeans while wearing 541s, about a decade ago. I've not bought other jeans since.

jul 29, 2025, 12:29 am • 3 0 • view
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Heidrun @heidrunmead.bsky.social

Skinny jeans don't flatter any figure.

jul 29, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Aloysius Olberding @aloysiuso.bsky.social

A light colored French bulldog standing on its hind legs, front paws leaning on a table. Skinny jeans have been photoshopped onto it.
jul 29, 2025, 3:58 am • 6 0 • view
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Icidlink @icidlink.bsky.social

Why I had to think about this while reading it? youtu.be/Ex5034KRIaQ?...

jul 29, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Becky W @bwire.bsky.social

In my defense, my mom jeans are actually comfortable for this fat old lady. Comfort is #1 when you get old.

jul 29, 2025, 2:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Zack @newzackcity.bsky.social

I’m with you. I wore skinny jeans once and realized I’m old.

jul 28, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 1 • view
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bjkeefe.bsky.social @bjkeefe.bsky.social

attn @hausofholes.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/haus...

jul 28, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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TexinAZ.bsky.social @texinaz.bsky.social

Leg amputation is the new Ozempic

jul 28, 2025, 9:45 pm • 5 0 • view
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rchkbrn.bsky.social @rchkbrn.bsky.social

Hurray! A diabetes joke! so f*cking witty

jul 29, 2025, 6:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Back to 51% Existential Dread @housano.bsky.social

That's why I call them tourniquet pants

jul 28, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social

As a fat dude I look forward to JNCOs coming back

jul 28, 2025, 9:42 pm • 9 0 • view
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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social

Can I interest you in some Zubaz?

jul 28, 2025, 9:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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B Moorefield @bobmorfkc.bsky.social

Uhh, JNCOs are already back! jnco.com

jul 29, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
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TubaPeter.com @tubapeter.bsky.social

I wear shorts 10.5 months out of the year.

jul 28, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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chistery1.bsky.social @chistery1.bsky.social

In this heat, forget clingy skinny jeans. Get some air up there with utilikilts. www.google.com/imgres?q=uti...

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jul 28, 2025, 8:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tian Valerian @tian-v.bsky.social

Oh yes

jul 29, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Kibby Skibs @kibbyskibs.bsky.social

Just be careful you don’t accidentally stand over a very windy grate in the sidewalk.

jul 28, 2025, 9:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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chistery1.bsky.social @chistery1.bsky.social

Don’t on purpose! 😈

jul 28, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kibby Skibs @kibbyskibs.bsky.social

jul 28, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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chistery1.bsky.social @chistery1.bsky.social

Quick way to cool down, no?

jul 28, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Whoa! ✅ @burnt-veggies.bsky.social

I prefer to dress like a 1600s Court jester. Love those hats with the bells on them.

jul 28, 2025, 7:25 pm • 5 0 • view
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Irene Adler @ireneadlercal.bsky.social

And the shoes!

jul 28, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Whoa! ✅ @burnt-veggies.bsky.social

Yes! Forgot about the shoes.

jul 28, 2025, 8:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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davidpham5 @davidpham5.bsky.social

Do you thrift for good finds?

jul 28, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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QuixoticMage @quixoticmage.bsky.social

I'm so sorry, but I thought you were just an especially hip 60-something, so learning here that you're a millennial hit like a freight train

jul 28, 2025, 8:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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sossity.bsky.social @sossity.bsky.social

Fantastic lineup in ‘58 if yer dressed for it: Mr. Louis Armstrong & his All Stars, Sir Duke Ellington & His Orchestra, Miss Mahalia Jackson, The Dave Brubeck Quartet, Mr. Benny Goodman & His Orchestra, The Miles Davis Quintet, Miss Dinah Washington, Chuck Berry…..

jul 29, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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seanadamsartist.bsky.social @seanadamsartist.bsky.social

Have you seen the movie Jazz on a Summer’s Day? My all time fav. I think it was filmed at Newport in 1958.

jul 28, 2025, 7:24 pm • 38 0 • view
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onedrop1.bsky.social @onedrop1.bsky.social

I first saw it on the big screen with great sound at the Montreal Jazz Festival in the late ‘70s, there was a conservatory / theatre that ran free admission films spanning the history of the genre, including that masterpiece, the Ellington orchestra at the Savoy with the Lindy Hoppers outside, etc.

jul 29, 2025, 8:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Tony Weiss @mrweiss.bsky.social

Love that movie

jul 28, 2025, 7:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net

yes, i am specifically referencing this movie

jul 28, 2025, 7:24 pm • 59 0 • view
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seanadamsartist.bsky.social @seanadamsartist.bsky.social

Ah I should have known😊😊

jul 28, 2025, 7:32 pm • 5 0 • view
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social

Hard to go wrong. This is where the camera thing comes in, too?

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jul 28, 2025, 7:25 pm • 110 0 • view
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Ian Goldring @goldring.bsky.social

Well it IS a handsome camera

jul 28, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net

this is in fact how i dress

jul 28, 2025, 9:20 pm • 58 0 • view
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social

The Birth of the Cool 👍

jul 28, 2025, 9:26 pm • 13 0 • view
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BarbJoan @bjgt.bsky.social

Really? Never pictured you with a bandanna on your head

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Ryan @stonesfan23.bsky.social

It doesn’t get cooler than Miles…

jul 29, 2025, 4:56 am • 0 0 • view
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George Wright @georgewright.site

With an interval by Paul Gonsalves.

jul 28, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eric Hubbard ⚒️🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦 @nmgeologist.bsky.social

1958 Miles Davis is the high water mark of looking cool.

jul 28, 2025, 7:34 pm • 13 0 • view
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Gate of Ice @glaciergate.bsky.social

Of course. He birthed the cool.

jul 28, 2025, 10:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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hank @notgoodwith.computer

I would love to wear trousers with an absurd amount of zipper

jul 28, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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SteveIsDamaged @steveisdamages.bsky.social

These pants will be fashionable 7 out of every 21 years. I've dressed with worse odds.

jul 28, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alex @freegerator.bsky.social

I am always unsure about ditching them. I don't need to keep up with the kids, I'm just in it to be attractive to middle aged women.

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Distraction @syyyyyyyyy.bsky.social

I just wear regular jeans. Not skinny. Not wide. It's great. If someone else doesn't like it, they can fuck off.

jul 28, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ideological Pest Control @odoyle62.bsky.social

PF Flyers and stovepipes

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Tian Valerian @tian-v.bsky.social

So everyone is having a mid-life crises? Because unless you're 17 & fit skinny jeans look like shite. I mean, wear what you want & I’ll judge as I want. Now if we brought back tights, I’m in.

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William Gill🌻 @williamrgill.bsky.social

👍🏾

jul 28, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alfred Soto @sotoalfred.bsky.social

I feel seen. I never tossed my skinny jeans. The baggy era (1995-2008) left permanent scars.

jul 28, 2025, 7:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul @mondosalvo.com

As a boot cut guy, I've accepted the fact I'll forever be a grotesque monster.

jul 28, 2025, 7:39 pm • 7 0 • view
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Jim Tomlinson @jimtomjazz.bsky.social

A very good year

jul 29, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Global Security SME 🇺🇸 MAIR MBA @globalsecuritysme.bsky.social

We’re too tired just trying to survive. Gym shorts and a t-shirt. If you’re lucky, we’ll do our hair.

jul 28, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill Kalish @colorschoolbeat.bsky.social

Shopping at Costco is the answer.

jul 28, 2025, 7:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mickey Buntz Estes @mickey-buntzestes.bsky.social

Sheng Wang approves

jul 28, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net

you know what, this is actually exactly how i dress bsky.app/profile/edie...

jul 28, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1,058 31 • view
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smckinley.bsky.social @smckinley.bsky.social

If you had to have just one suit that would work well in most non-major-life-event situations (not getting married or getting buried), what color/cut/fabric would you go for?

jul 28, 2025, 9:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Samwyzh.bsky.social @samwyzh.bsky.social

Basically if Wes Anderson made a reporter. Which he has made reporters before and I think it is pretty accurate.

jul 28, 2025, 11:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ron James @digitmusic.bsky.social

Early childhood influences are very strong. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. 🙂

jul 28, 2025, 10:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Barry Cash @bbshort.bsky.social

When in doubt, tweed is the way to go.

jul 28, 2025, 10:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Schimelsal @schimelsal.bsky.social

Really honest look. Respectful but spunky. Enjoy!

jul 28, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wes has a masters 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 @ftmshepard.bsky.social

The thing about the 50s is they sucked BUT they give us a ton of excellent aesthetics to pillage (No I haven't been looking at old cars again, shut up)

jul 28, 2025, 9:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dale @rastapackermon.bsky.social

Fop!

jul 28, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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AndyC @andyc300.bsky.social

I am not at all skinny and would be deeply offended if my jeans were.

jul 28, 2025, 9:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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YIMBY Liberation Front @burnstony.bsky.social

I actually think this is basically what all of DC is going for, they are just botching it

jul 29, 2025, 4:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social

I mean, a good three piece suit and a stout red wool coat and cap are really all a man needs.

jul 29, 2025, 6:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Nelson Rare Books @nelsonrarebooks.com

Dude that’s a 💯 compliment.

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MER1 @msraney.bsky.social

To be seen, is to be loved

jul 28, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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lauriemac916.bsky.social @lauriemac916.bsky.social

Love the Stormy Kromer hat! Are you a Yooper from Michigan? 🤗 I'm a troll, but I still love Stormy hats.

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lauriemac916.bsky.social @lauriemac916.bsky.social

Awwwww I love this. 💙💙💙

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Eternal Cat War @eternalcatwar.bsky.social

that’s a snappy bunny, damn

jul 28, 2025, 9:34 pm • 34 0 • view
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David of the Valley @willietrombone.bsky.social

Isn’t this just what the gentry wears when they’re at their country manor? Well-fitting, hard-wearing pieces made well from high-quality materials with a more relaxed, “sporty” cut? Not a criticism of you or the illustrator (probably more like a compliment) but that seems to be the inspo.

jul 28, 2025, 9:51 pm • 5 0 • view
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KateW @kateweb.bsky.social

That is one stylish bunny.

jul 28, 2025, 9:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social

Dude has style. Can't deny it.

jul 28, 2025, 9:29 pm • 6 0 • view
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Z H Challah esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.bsky.social

In the 00s and early 10s my partner used to tease me about dressing like it was still the 90s. Can't stop won't stop

jul 28, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Flamingogrrl @flamingogrrl.bsky.social

I heartily endorse 🤩

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Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social

I ran for the train wearing slightly skinny jeans once which resulted in really bad knee pain. Turns out they can do this because they limit the movement of the kneecap. So DON'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS, KIDS, THEY'LL TRASH YOUR KNEES!

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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

I have this crazy notion of wearing jeans that fit with polos that fit. And that nobody I'm not having sex with even gets an opinion about it.

jul 28, 2025, 7:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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RevDJEsq @revdjesq.bsky.social

Paul Gonsalves and the blonde dancing to his solo on Diminuendo and Crescendo in Blue approve.

jul 28, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Icidlink @icidlink.bsky.social

Is it just that I don’t like it I heard it’s normal to pull your trousers above your belly button that’s just strange to me and uncomfortable I wear all trousers below them on my hips

jul 29, 2025, 4:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Icidlink @icidlink.bsky.social

I don’t even know how to describe my style it’s what fits and doesn’t look bad

jul 29, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Elsie NJSLP @elsieslp.bsky.social

You and my husband. He hasn't changed his style in 50 years.

jul 28, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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johnmaen.bsky.social @johnmaen.bsky.social

nice.

jul 28, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon Green @modestholdings.com

I don't have the body (or style) for skinny, but my kingdom for jeans that ride above the waist in a bootcut.

jul 28, 2025, 9:55 pm • 7 0 • view
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Carlito is a very good boy @nmcarlito.bsky.social

@dieworkwear.bsky.social fast fashion comes and fast fashion goes cotten, linen, wool... "stuff that fits and stuff that lasts"

jul 28, 2025, 8:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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PRRH @prrh.bsky.social

I saw you in your white linen suit, on Velshi, was it? You looked good. Very summery.

jul 28, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Beecher Bibles and Broadswords @beecherbibles56.bsky.social

I just dress like Tony Soprano but I’m also a man of fat.

jul 29, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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frisson310.bsky.social @frisson310.bsky.social

We’ll all be wearing them thanks to the tariffs and no workers picking and processing food.

jul 28, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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B Moorefield @bobmorfkc.bsky.social

Skinny jeans are a scourge upon the earth that should NEVER come back again. They look good on precisely no one over 150lbs.

jul 29, 2025, 1:59 am • 2 0 • view
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To the Moon and Back @to-the-moon.bsky.social

Anyone with link to a non-paywalled version?

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bogyankee.bsky.social @bogyankee.bsky.social

Avoid 1965. It was a whole thing! 😲

jul 28, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Aley @aleyoop.bsky.social

You’re thinking of Folk Fest

jul 28, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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bogyankee.bsky.social @bogyankee.bsky.social

Ah, yes I am.

jul 28, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave Robbins @daviddeanrobbins.bsky.social

Excellent, but I'm a bit older and I think I'm going with the waistcoat and scarf look this fall.

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jimothy @jimothy63.bsky.social

straight men are going to melt down in the replies

jul 28, 2025, 8:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ken MacLennan @historiken.bsky.social

certainly works for you, doubt i could pull it off though

jul 29, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Walter @walterkatz.bsky.social

Black Ivy www.reelartpress.com/catalog/edit...

jul 28, 2025, 7:27 pm • 14 0 • view
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coleitrim.bsky.social @coleitrim.bsky.social

Jazz on a Summer's Day absolutely blew me away when I finally saw it in 1992 at the age of 38. The clothes, music, performances. Changed my understanding of Louis Armstrong so much that I made a pilgrimage from RVA to Queens to visit his house. A mid-century time capsule. The film and the house.

jul 28, 2025, 9:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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onedrop1.bsky.social @onedrop1.bsky.social

Me too, similar story, but I was a teen in the ‘70s.

jul 29, 2025, 8:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Jason Pettigrew @jasonjpettigrew.bsky.social

Let's please leave skinny jeans be already!

jul 28, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Arnie BoBarnie @arniemi.bsky.social

If I only...

jul 29, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
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jkatt1.bsky.social @jkatt1.bsky.social

😂👍🏻comfort is the word!

jul 28, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Katherine Catmull @kcatmull.bsky.social

that was peak cool for clothes!

jul 28, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Goblim Node @isometricman.bsky.social

I dress line a line cook who longboards to work, but also lives in the mountains? Basically Matty Matheson meets a PCT through hiker.

jul 29, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Justin Canada @justincanada.bsky.social

mine's "George Costanza with less plaid."

jul 28, 2025, 9:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anonymause @anonymause77.bsky.social

Man. Wearing skinnies always makes me feel like “ouch my balls.”

jul 29, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Nostalgia Victim @nostalgiavictim.bsky.social

I can’t find places that sell them in store

jul 28, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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filtertron-tele.bsky.social @filtertron-tele.bsky.social

This is the way.

jul 28, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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angela hudson jones @angelahudsonjones.bsky.social

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8WNW...

jul 28, 2025, 7:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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Anne Denoon @annedenoon.bsky.social

I see several of us thought of this - love it.

jul 28, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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angela hudson jones @angelahudsonjones.bsky.social

the more the merrier ;)

jul 29, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Sean Davis @designerplant.bsky.social

I switched to skinny jeans when an old girlfriend told me my style needed to be “Icelandic supermodel”, it’s worked out.

jul 28, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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JukeJointJezebel @jukejointjezebel.bsky.social

WORD.

jul 28, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Larry B in SEA 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 Protect 🏳️‍⚧️ people! @larrybinsea.bsky.social

I do the selvedge denim thing, but I actually wash my pants, just not as often as I wash others.

jul 28, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon Cramer @joncramer.bsky.social

Another useful inspiration is American Space Cowboy: dieworkwear.com/2024/05/03/a...

jul 28, 2025, 7:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Edie @ediesaid.bsky.social

I actually think you dress exactly like a bunny in a Richard Scarry book.

Depictions of a bunny dressed in human clothes in a Richard Scarry Book Depictions of a bunny dressed in human clothes in a Richard Scarry Book
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murdersquirrel.bsky.social @murdersquirrel.bsky.social

Oh my God. Not a roast because he dresses great, but just...incredibly accurate.

jul 28, 2025, 9:25 pm • 34 0 • view
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Laughingrat @laughingrat.bsky.social

But what did the baby bunny grow up to be? Don’t leave us hanging!

jul 28, 2025, 9:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Edie @ediesaid.bsky.social

A Richard Scarry drawing showing a daddy bunny putting a baby bunny at the top of a quadruple bunk bed.
jul 28, 2025, 10:33 pm • 14 0 • view
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Laughingrat @laughingrat.bsky.social

Thank you, that is really sweet. ❤️

jul 28, 2025, 11:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Schimelsal @schimelsal.bsky.social

Love the look!

jul 28, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights @dirtydancing2hn.bsky.social

How I dress

Bunny clown with a tambourine
jul 28, 2025, 9:28 pm • 19 0 • view
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🇨🇦 moeman @moeman61.bsky.social

Need @dieworkwear.bsky.social opinion on bunny outfits.

jul 29, 2025, 12:09 am • 3 0 • view
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paulaptb @paulaptb.bsky.social

I believe he heartily approves of bunnies in blue chore coats. x.com/dieworkwear/...

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Okay then… @haileyisheretostay.bsky.social

I’m a fellow millennial and I’m never giving up my skinny jeans. Also, barrel cut jeans are an abomination unto god and good taste.

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Brian LaRue @laruminator.bsky.social

Our parents' generation did not sit in their bathtubs w their jeans on to get them to shrink to fit so that we could wear baggy jeans imo

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onedrop1.bsky.social @onedrop1.bsky.social

But they did buy them a size or two too large, and the idea was to get them to fit close on the waist while leaving a full leg for comfort and drape, for the men, at least. Baggy, no, but not skinny legged either.

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Leah @miss-spider.bsky.social

🤣🤣 true story! And my mom also took out the pliers to zip her belly bottoms up in the 70s 😂 I've always been a 90s fit & flare girl and CANNOT do skinny jeans or leggings that go beyond capri length 🙃

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Leah @miss-spider.bsky.social

BELL bottoms... omg autocorrect, get with the hippie lingo 🙄

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jazzdobro57.bsky.social @jazzdobro57.bsky.social

And listening to the Ellington Orchestra……

jul 28, 2025, 9:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Really? @nunyarunii.bsky.social

Skinny jeans

jul 28, 2025, 7:24 pm • 7 0 • view
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Air @madmaymermaid.bsky.social

Skinny jeans for life!!

jul 28, 2025, 8:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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greggcrumley @greggcrumley.bsky.social

as seen in this wonderful set with Anita O'Day, who put her own outfit together at a second-hand clothing store. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIH0...

jul 28, 2025, 8:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Anne Denoon @annedenoon.bsky.social

Plus, the audience doesn't look bad, either.

jul 28, 2025, 8:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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greggcrumley @greggcrumley.bsky.social

Indeed, I would love to move among that crowd today.

jul 28, 2025, 8:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Aaron Leong @aarondleong.com

Omg. The solution to oversized jeans is not skinny jeans- it’s normal jeans.

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social

Just accept that we will never again be able to buy jeans that are basically leg shaped with a little bit of room

jul 28, 2025, 7:36 pm • 19 0 • view
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JB stan account @johnbrownstan.bsky.social

It's maddening

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Air @madmaymermaid.bsky.social

This millennial begs to fucking differ. Skinny jeans for life 😂

jul 28, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aaron Leong @aarondleong.com

(Screams into the void)

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Thomas Bsketty @wykstrad.bsky.social

Daring choice to hang a giant watch off the front of his soccer kit--I'd think that would make running difficult.

jul 28, 2025, 7:40 pm • 17 0 • view
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Dave McC @mccdave.bsky.social

This. Levi’s 501s exist.

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drew beck @drewbeck.bsky.social

Excellent fashion choice, may I suggest 1960 tho? youtu.be/tSrFggBgwHw?...

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Wolfgang Kovolitsky @nocturnamine.bsky.social

I’ll dress like Thelonious Monk or Dexter Gordon.

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Fuck this timeline @anonymousnow.bsky.social

Nooooo

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PatsyElle @patsylv.bsky.social

These are my favorite kinds of threads-where I can’t stop cry-laughing for 5 minutes.

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Back to 51% Existential Dread @housano.bsky.social

As a man with an ass, I am not going back to the boot cuts being the only jeans that fit and end up looking like I'm wearing temu bellbottoms.

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DB McWeeberton @dbmcweeberton.bsky.social

This is the way!

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Eli Cross @luckyjim1980.bsky.social

Did you meet Dave Brubeck or Paul Desmond???

jul 28, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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artbykgh.bsky.social @artbykgh.bsky.social

Probably a good plan . . .

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bigredboss @bigredboss.bsky.social

Elastic waist bands RULE for me! 😎

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Emmett Fitz-Hume @vinyltones.bsky.social

As a fat pale dude I look like a DQ ice cream cone in those things. 🍦

jul 29, 2025, 9:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Charlie Kirk's Hairstylist @ameture-pragmatist.bsky.social

Been wearing skinny jeans for like 10 years now

jul 28, 2025, 7:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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MaKettle @makettle.bsky.social

I will never wear skinny jeans again.

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social

Not sure how else to say this but my legs are way too muscular for skinny jeans to work, the fact that Menswear Guy has given me permission to wear normal sized pants has been a great blessing, I refuse to go back

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@PJLM @pjlm.bsky.social

The men in my family (husband and 2 boys now in their mid 20s) are tall and lean but they have big quads. I remember going with my son to get pants, and he could barely get the skinny fit (which he really wanted) over his knee. We laughed so hard we cried.

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social

I split so many goddamn pairs of jeans in that era

jul 28, 2025, 10:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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Icidlink @icidlink.bsky.social

I can’t even wear normal jeans I always choose the slightly wider cuts

jul 29, 2025, 4:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Peter Glover @peterglover.com

Me too. Any skinny jean that makes it over my leg has a waist about 6 inches too big.

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gafrmms.bsky.social @gafrmms.bsky.social

Similar vibes here. Mine is athletic leisure from the mid-1900s. Won't catch me in the baggy shorts that have come back in style, no way!

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Belchetron @belchetron.bsky.social

Heading there this weekend:)

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Nomen Nullus "Nully" @nilnomen.bsky.social

I'm standing in your mirror, looking back at you.

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sponica.bsky.social @sponica.bsky.social

I'm so confused, isn't there an entire middle ground between skinny jeans and baggy jeans....or are men's pants not like that. My husband doesn't wear jeans so I really don't know 😂

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Mike @michaelt2300.bsky.social

Slim straight or slim taper www.levi.com/US/en_US/clo...

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@PJLM @pjlm.bsky.social

That guys thighs are so lean — like mine and I am a woman with really narrow thighs.

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Testudo Aubrei @ritterteufeltod.bsky.social

Also some bootcut fits, if you want a break but like the fit in the thighs and ass.

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RedneckMikesPartyPalace @redneckmikespalace.bsky.social

Yes, and anyone who doesn't wear Levi's 505 is not serious about fashion

jul 28, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scott Stein 🥑 @scottstein.bsky.social

My only goal is to have pants that fit

jul 28, 2025, 7:25 pm • 18 0 • view
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Devindra Hardawar @devindra.bsky.social

Whatever the gut will allow, that’s my motto

jul 28, 2025, 7:32 pm • 17 0 • view
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🍉Dusty Biker🇵🇸 @balme.bsky.social

Fits the gut? Makes the cut !

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KPD Max von Sydnow 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦🇬🇱 @mpdeejay.bsky.social

@dieworkwear.bsky.social 's advocacy of wider pants was liberating. I did the skinny jean thing, I have run the race, I have done my time. No more.

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The Alan Alda Resembler @reedonly.bsky.social

I just want pants that I can bike commute in and don’t hurt

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Anonymous eBirder @benadamx.bsky.social

LL Bean stays winning

jul 28, 2025, 7:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chickadee @free-chickadee.bsky.social

Truly

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MariedeGournay @mariedegournay.bsky.social

I can think of worse fates.

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Lucky Gluch @luckygluch.bsky.social

I have two styles. 1. About to teach a grad seminar on ethics - short, rolled sleeves, black pants, black tie 2. About to hike a dozen miles - shorts, tee shirt, Chaco sandals (straw lifeguard hat optional)

jul 29, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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jessemillergordon.bsky.social @jessemillergordon.bsky.social

Boarding school drug dealer is a clutch concept for getting dressed, man

jul 28, 2025, 8:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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ErinGoesBraless @eringoesbraless.bsky.social

You'll definitely look like an ICE agent.

jul 28, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Len Grossman @modemjunkie.bsky.social

If only there was a skinny me.

jul 28, 2025, 7:22 pm • 23 0 • view
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Deyasi @deyasi.bsky.social

I feel you, brother!

jul 28, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Greg Waggoner @gwaggy12.bsky.social

Levi's 501s, a T-shirt, and Chuck Taylors have been my daily uniform for a long long time, and I feel ok about that.

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RedneckMikesPartyPalace @redneckmikespalace.bsky.social

505s are better but I don't have the confidence to walk around with a half open fly.

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