all i want are televised congressional hearings forcing every doge chud to confront their role in killing hundreds of thousands of people
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It’s frustrating that it’s easy to imagine, that even if this were to happen, the doge kids would be able to use the spectacle to launch lucrative media careers in right-wing grievance machine.
jul 30, 2025, 1:54 pm • 5 0 • view
Big balls becoming Oli north, with a broccoli haircut and without and the uniform
jul 30, 2025, 1:56 pm • 2 0 • view
This assumes they survived their punishment.
jul 30, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
@chrislhayes.bsky.social That will never happen. Sorry
jul 30, 2025, 1:44 pm • 1 0 • view
we need trials
jul 30, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Yep
jul 31, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
Oh my god, yes
jul 30, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
share.inquirer.com/1l9Gzy
jul 30, 2025, 4:58 pm • 6 0 • view
you like fairy tales huh
jul 30, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
I would like this too but I'm not convinced they will ever see those people as anything more than abstractions
jul 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Man I love this.
jul 30, 2025, 1:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Okay but will the punishments also be televised?
jul 30, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I want that and more
jul 30, 2025, 12:48 pm • 19 0 • view
The tainted choads don't even play unless there's a realistic possibility to hurt or kill people.
jul 30, 2025, 2:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Same
jul 30, 2025, 1:47 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 30, 2025, 1:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Good start, should’ve kept on
jul 30, 2025, 2:10 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 31, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I mostly want this for the #1 Doge Chud
jul 30, 2025, 1:18 pm • 2 0 • view
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
jul 30, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
We paid a lot of money to dispose of the million pounds of food they let go to waste. Gee, I wonder where a million pounds of food designed for malnutrition recovery could be useful right about now.
jul 30, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view
That would be great if everyone could actually see televised congressional hearings.
jul 30, 2025, 2:34 pm • 2 0 • view
id love those hearings to be before a jury of their peers tbh
jul 30, 2025, 1:26 pm • 108 0 • view
Like other people their age?
jul 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 3 0 • view
I’d vote for death penalty 😇
jul 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 7 0 • view
or a lifetime of undocumented precarious low-status jobs, paid in cash with the small business owner or contractor taking an extra 25% off because none of his coworkers can stand him
jul 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 6 0 • view
I’d settle for him making minimum spending 10+ hrs/day training AI model safety like these people had to do to survive. jacobin.com/2025/06/ai-m...
jul 30, 2025, 3:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Tbh I'd love for those hearings to last 20 minutes and be by the roadside.
jul 30, 2025, 5:08 pm • 32 0 • view
From one light post to the next.
jul 31, 2025, 3:48 am • 2 0 • view
I’m good with one minute out behind the chemical sheds
jul 30, 2025, 5:29 pm • 4 0 • view
Rikers Island. For weeks. Transfer to Leavenworth if they're still alive after that.
jul 30, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Each testimony should start with a detailed explanation of their stupid nickname
jul 30, 2025, 1:20 pm • 1 0 • view
These people won’t feel the slightest remorse. I’d rather some quick show trials followed by draconian punishments
jul 30, 2025, 2:26 pm • 3 0 • view
maybe for this one, just a little bit more? incarceration for a time at the Hague comes to mind. there is no amount of restitution that will ever be adequate.
jul 30, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
They don't care. About dead people, I mean. They wouldn't want to be held responsible, of course, but that's an entirely separate issue.
jul 30, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
with you on that....gotta wonder how long before critical mass of resistance because it is getting very uncomfortable
jul 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
You always get right to the point, Jamelle. Thank you.
jul 30, 2025, 1:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Optimism is always appreciated.
jul 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I want televised *something," but not anything as time wasting as a hearing. These are tech bro libertarians, they think that we're all holograms put here in a simulation for their entertainment. They'll literally laugh if you show them the children they killed. They're not human anymore.
jul 30, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
And they will preen, because the ability to kill innocents without remorse shows how hard they are. They will brag about their “lethality.” We gotta deal with the fact you can’t shame people who are proud to be evil.
jul 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 16 0 • view
Pamela Blondileeza white rice protects the white collar criminals, will there ever be an AG who will prosecute the rich at the same rate as the poor for their crimes?
jul 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I will become a single issue voter for this single issue
jul 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 4 0 • view
sounds fair but some of them who have a conscience will not be able to live with it and fox news who couldn't show the starving kids etc will show the "doge" family pain 24/7. Best for someone to do a documentary instead and those chuds with a conscience who watch it decide to try to stop hunger.
jul 30, 2025, 1:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Have we seen or heard of a single female DOGE person?
jul 30, 2025, 12:56 pm • 5 0 • view
Uhhh only the LEADER of doge! You know, who is always on vacation. And definitely wasn't Elon. 🤣
jul 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 2 0 • view
OMG yes. She’s so actively involved we never see her. I’m sure they’ll pin the shitstorm on her in the end.
jul 30, 2025, 1:01 pm • 2 0 • view
There was this one! edition.cnn.com/2025/03/11/p...
jul 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 3 0 • view
Miller’s wife/Musk’s sister-wife
jul 30, 2025, 1:42 pm • 0 0 • view
I want a little bit more: round up everyone who made and implemented those decisions and ship them off to The Hague for trial of crimes against humanity.
jul 30, 2025, 4:25 pm • 2 0 • view
YES! These scum have been imbedddd in positions of authority and we have NO IDEA who they work for, what they are doing - and as you point out they haven’t had to face anyone - they’re even protected by law enforcement. Make them testify.
jul 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 0 0 • view