for many of the worst people in our politics, the only real belief they have is that it should be illegal for us not to like them
for many of the worst people in our politics, the only real belief they have is that it should be illegal for us not to like them
Here, let me get you one of these “special” pierogis from off to the side. I made them just for you, Mr. Dershowitz.
what constitution…
I’m not sure I would eat something that someone was forced to sell me. 😬
I've heard that adding laxatives gives pierogis a certain gustatory je ne sais quoi.
Visine... gets the red out
Brilliant
A sentence I never thought I would read.
I will never understand how Jews become Nazis.
Religious grounds, money changers and assholes are against my religion
Dershowitz was OJ Simpson's lawyer. That says it all about him. This character specializes in defending scumbags. He is "talented"?
Kinda like how slavers didn't just want us to leave them alone they wanted everyone to declare slavery a societal good.
He's going to sue a farmers market? Get the fuck out here. People are allowed to refuse you service, as long as it's not based on a protected characteristics, which sounds like DEI stuff anyway.
Fairness for me, not for thee … a definition that always gets lost in translation with these chuds
Translation's increasingly difficult since "thee" fell out of favor
If a baker can refuse to sell to a gay couple, the vendor can refuse to sell to him.
A simply terrible person.
Someone needs to just follow him into the restroom in a restaurant like in Fight Club.
But no one should be made to make a cake for a gay wedding, according to them.
Special make him a batch. Ex-lax style.
Pedophile says what?
Alan Dershowitz has blood on his hands. He should not be free.
Depose Dershoshitz and ask him about his Epstein massage. I mean they can ask you anything in a deposition, right?
cry more.
What a sad and pathetic person.
We should all be pierogi guy
Why doesn't he take the hint? Self-exile.
If you don't have to sell a gay couple a cake, you don't have to sell a cockroach a meal.
No idea about the law in this part of the US but does no one on this thread think it disturbing that a lawyer be refused a service because of their client? It's a really fundamental (and apparently wholly misunderstood) principle of the rule of law that we are not conflated with our clients.
😂 Fuck you pervert
What a dreadful old man!
Cakes for gay weddings, hell no! Piergoi's for this fcking ghoul...
I wouldn’t sell to him either. Be a better person then maybe
Something about a homophobic baker and the Roberts court?
Where I live, a private business can refuse service to anyone as long as it is not race or religion.
What a total snowflake douche bag asshole hope he gets laughed right out of court and has to pay all the court fees🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Trust a petty old man doing what petty old men do.
He has no case. The pierogi stand is a private vendor operating in a private market, and political views are not a protected trait under neither US nor Massachusetts law.
A principled lawyer. His only principle is defending rapists and rapists associates
Why is it that the worst of the worst get to live so long?
But, was Dersh wearing pants?
Yeah remember the bakery that refused to bake a gay wedding cake, court ruled they had a right to refuse service so “Dirtbag Dershie” can go suck eggs, as they say.
Free the pierogis!!
Maybe the vendor refused because of his marital status or politics. Trump made clear the VA could discriminate on those bases since they aren't explicitly in civil rights legislation. Too bad Alan.
Doctors can now refuse to provide life saving medical care based on their religious beliefs. Good luck forcing them to make your pierogi, Mr. Underpants.
question: I've seen the "underpants" thing come up several times in relation to this guy. What's that about?
he's a prevert
thanks. I want to boil my eyes in bleach now.
A pic of my husky to help. Take twice daily. I also recommend old.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/ and the actual outdoors and whatnot.
Thats life saving care to democrats. (New Va rule among others) Noone is allowed to say boo to the snowflake republicans.
the social contract they are destroying is the only thing keeping them all from going into a stew That’s an option we always have that society is supposed to be a better option to we can break out the cauldrons for the farmers market, it could be a whole shindig
Sigh. News like this is a daily reminder that both irony and satire are dead, and we are the poorer for it.
Hrmm, pedo vibes
does the pierogi vendor do mail orders
What a vile pustule this underpants gnome is.
It’s a free country… if you have power and money. Get a time machine, and send this Dershowitz to the 1960’s. Maybe he’ll work at a Deli on the next thread of history ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I run my own business, and I don't deal with assholes either. Come sue me next, Captain underpants.
I manage our small animal veterinary practice the same way. I employ some of the most empathetic people on this planet, and I will not tolerate anyone behaving like an entitled asshole toward them.
Nobody even acknowledges this piece of crap on the island.
But what about the Cake?
But the gay cakes…
Dershowitz: what an ass. Can’t take him anywhere.
I remember many years ago, Charles Schwab held a Twitter Q&A and seemed very upset when they got utterly roasted and it's like, "y'all already have all the money, we're all supposed to act like you are cool also?" No... no... that's not how any of this works.
Let him make his own pierogies... Give him some dough and tell him to "stuff it."
time and love. last bastions of power they can't buy or coerce
😅😅😅
He is such a pathetic snowflake.
They don't have to sell to u ahole.
refusing to bake a cake the gays is allowed but refusing to sell to a pedophile isn't? these guys have zero self-awareness because it's never once occurred to them that they are wrong about anything.
Came to say the same thing!
GMTA!
Dersch should buy some "red" pants & move to Nantucket. It's a little more Republican friendly, although he claims to be a DEM. There are usually 2-3 NFL owners' yachts berthed in the harbor and has lots of assholes like Bill Belichick who likes them young too.
Just baffled by people with principles.
Get over it, Alan.
So true! Thin skinned A holes every last one of them!!
If by "like" you mean "worship and obey", then yes, "like".
When will ppl learn never to eff with people who serve them food/drink?!! My grandfather was very abusive to my grandmother. Let's just say he had no idea how many bugs and earthworms he consumed in his food over many decades. The days of using a meat grinder made her rebellion invisible.
Outstanding
In his defense, he probably misread pierogi for another P word that accurately describes him
they who value the consumer over the citizen
Unbelievably petty of Dersh. Pure arrogance.
It should be illegal not to like them, not to agree with them, not to support their privilege, or to ever apply the law or regulations to them.
Which is odd, because their whole schtick is to be able to hate and discriminate against anyone and everyone they want to.
They don't believe others don't have the right to refuse them.
Has he tried not been an asshole? Reckon that would sort out a lot of his problems.
Umm...didn't Republicans say that business owners should be able to refuse to serve anyone they wanted?
there was a whole supreme court case about it even.
Yep. But the the GOP, no issue is settled unless the final decision was the one they wanted.
Rules for thee
Yeah...typical GOP view.
“The central thesis of conservatism is that there are in-groups and out-groups, and that the in-groups are entitled to special treatment.”
I know. & the higher up in the hierarchy the in-group, the more special treatment they're (supposedly) entitled to.
This has come to be my favorite post of all time, because it really sums up all of this: bsky.app/profile/norm...
Consequences for thee, but not for me.
I note that being soulless, one can still smile but somehow, that smile never reaches the eyes…
Snivelling coward
Poor Alan everyone hates you.
Asshole is a protected class? Who knew?
Dersh:
If you can refuse to make a wedding cake for a homosexual couple, you should be able to refuse to sell a perogie to a jerk.
I believe that the Help should have provided him a complimentary slice of their special chocolate pie.
Like Minnie’s chocolate pie in The Help. 😎
Dirty Dershowitz, accused in 6 rapes of underage girls, by multiple accusers. Defender of Epstein's sex-trafficking operations, attacks victims to help the predators, like him. Tied to Israel trafficking. No Justice bsky.app/profile/chri...
He doesn’t like massages? I don’t think Ive ever heard that defense before.
POS and a laughable (if we could ever laugh about this) bad liar. What an abominable person.
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And he has a wife that probably knows all about it! Right?
😂 Funny you should mention that. He tried to use his wife as an alibi, but it failed. She was not with him during multiple trips, as he claimed. (Noted by witnesses) Also not on flight logs. His lies give it away, and he goes into a rage over it.
It’s pretty narrow minded to think that all involved in this child sex trafficking scheme was male. Maxwell sexually abused the girls. Anyone saying that having their wife around gives them cover could ironically be implicating them. See Jerry Falwell, Jr.’s story.
That's a very good point
Also, keep in mind that this Epstein/Maxwell ++ case is largely about young girls - children - some who were 14 years old - and very young women whose frontal lobes were not fully formed at the time that they were being sexually abused by adults.
It’s a sad and dark, but important point. As a woman I’m as inclined as any girl to trust women, but the cold hard reality is that there are some scary and predatory women in the world. Maxwell is just one example, but there are more.
That figures! That's what they all do! LIE AND DENY!!!!
And distract
And PROJECT!
Look up what happened to his first wife!
But why did you take your pants off Alan?
Pulled up his tighty-whitys.....
A new ending to the “bartender throwing out the Nazi at the bar” allegory where the Nazi sues, the bar goes out of business and a new Nazi-themed bar takes over the space 😔
Douchebags are gonna douchebag.
It's like they're all acting like Trump now and using lawsuits as a source of income.
Is this going to be based on illegal discrimination against him for being Alan Dershowitz, or is it a class action representing all assholes?
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the lede is so oddly phrased. is he suing a *different* farmer’s market?
I’d expect nothing less from Jeffrey Epstein’s personal lawyer
Any business has the right to deny service to anyone! I wouldn’t sell you a bottle of water if you were on fire. Want a pierogi, make it yourself. You’re a disgusting dirtbag sex pest AND possible paedophile!
😂😂😂 you’re not worried they will spit on them once they have to sell them to you ??
Breaking News: Alan Dersowitz, in revenge for being denied market goods for his connections world record human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, vows to sue the stall owner, sieze all their vegetables, and promises to human traffic the entire family to memorialize and honor is favorite, funniest client.
Maybe Alan needs to wear his underwear over his head so he won’t be recognized…dickhead 💩
That's why Elon bought Twitter
Didn't scotus rule in favor of cake on the cake ppl refusing gay ppl? Hmmm
How is this any different than refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple? They want it one way, the way they want it at the time.
They should just keep a special batch of pierogis aside just for him
Make it a class action.
Dershowitz is not worth the conversation! Justice will take him down! For the time being, he's nothing but a nasty, dirty old man, just like the Felon!
Will this case go to the same court that allowed bakeries to discriminate against gay couples? 🍿
Misery loves company. This guy wants to mandate it
“No, I can’t make you love me. If you won’t” (FM)
what happened to right to serve or not serve???
Captain Underpants is at it again.
If someone didn’t want to sell me something I would just go somewhere else where they appreciated my business. Only entitled assholes think they should sue for such an asinine reason 🤦♀️
There are pierogi vendors on Martha's Vineyard?
“When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression”
Using the power of the state; the threat of prison or economic ruin, to quell the illiberalism of voluntary association
polish excellence
Hmmm... no wedding cakes/marriage license/invitation templates for your wedding if gay, but pierogis must be sold to anyone wearing underwear...? Why not just move, Alan...
Anybody selling anything can refuse the right of service to anybody they desire.
Don't know about the US but that's absolutely not true in the UK. You cant refuse to serve someone because you don't like their beliefs, their race, because their disability is inconvenient etc.
Can a cab company refuse to give rides to black people I mean they're selling a service and you said they can refuse it to anybody so what's the issue with the cab company simply saying they're not going to pick up any black people?
So a pharmacist can simply refuse to sell drugs to any patient they don't like? Even if the doctor prescribes it correctly?
Absolutely they can and do. share.google/9TGmZgpfXorN...
Got to love when people post what they think is a gotcha but since they didn't bother to read it it absolutely undermines everything that they said and proves them wrong
If you even bother to read the article you posted eight of the nine things had literally nothing to do with personal feelings the only one that did was religious beliefs. So no a pharmacist can't refuse your order simply because they don't like your political beliefs.
Disagree
With a few very correct exceptions, but being a piece of shit isn't one of them
The person can claim a “closely held religious belief” that he or she must not deal with sinners.
Nah-basing it on religion gets into "protected status" status. Better to say you don't agree with his positions and work for Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, etc.
His long association with Epstein and Maxwell is the sin to which I was referring.
Oh Martha's Vineyard eh? I will book my tickets to be there in support of the perogi vendor
Isn't the current administration allowing people to be denied medical, employment and services based on moral or religious beliefs 🤔
What next Desh, they taking away your tax breaks on underage massage? Why don’t you just pretend the farmer’s market is just refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple and that you are the gay couple. You’d be fine with that.
Dershowitz is still in rumaki withdrawal as no one on the Martha's Vineyard invites him to parties any more,
This would be a great case for a wealthy donor to back. It’s clear the point is to bankrupt the vendor and claim a victory
I just don’t see Captain Underpants getting invited to the parties on the Vineyard ever again! SAD!
I remember that baker and the SC decision and thinking “this is a weird position to take on the side of the baker but hopefully things will work out” as a politically ignorant 14 year old. Didn’t really think about the effects on the gay couple. Now, 8 years later? Kinda wish they had just beaten hi
Sadly for Dershowitz, "Intensely unlikable" isn't a protected class.
Just spitballing here, but couldn’t the pierogi stand hang a sign that reads “no shirt, no shoes, no service, and no service if you ‘kept your underwear on’ while a teenage sex slave massaged you on Epstein island.” They can reserve the right to refuse service to creepers.
It's the new, perverse version of Every Man A King: Lese Majeste For All!
No this asshole loves wearing crowns
Dershowitz hasn’t learned much if he thinks this will improve his popularity.
“Asshole” is not a protected class. I’d love to see a concerted effort there to turn him away from more businesses. Shunned!
Dershowitz deleted his original explanation about why the guy refused him service, that the guy didn't like his politics and the cases he took, and replaced it with the claim that it was because he was a Israel-supporting Jew which means he's trying to rewrite it into an antisemitism claim.
Also, I expect everyone on Martha's Vineyard knows about Dershowitz and Epstein.
Oh ffs! These arseholes are going to make the word “antisemitism” entirely meaningless, talk about the boy who cried wolf…
I can't see how it could go anywhere. It's just to gain props with the knuckle draggers.
Just makes me want to throw spoiled vegetables at them even harder.
What a sad and pathetic person Dershowitz is. The least of Dershowitz’ worries will be a farmers market when the Epstein files are released.
Slimy Al is doin what to who? This creepy bastard should be in jail. If this guy is one of america’s top legal scholars, the bar is set way too fuckin low!
The guy should just have a separate container conspicuously labeled "Dersh's pierogies" that he serves them from.
Oh I’d sell something to him, I just don’t know how his stomach would hold up.
And their mommies aren't here to force us to play with them...waaaaaaaah
Is Dershowitz the Yiddish word for dirty diaper?
It is now.
😁
Don’t have to make the cake? Don’t have to sell to evil pedophilic lawyers either.
😂 Show me how irrelevant you are, w/o showing me...
All he has left of his miserable life is to sue food vendors? Thought that was the point of Libertarians -- serve whom you want, reject whom you want, no "special" laws requiring you to treat everyone equally? How much further does this guy have to fall?
I know that pierogi vendor, and I’ve never been prouder of anyone in my entire life. Nice to see someone showing some balls and shunning these monsters.
Did the Supreme Court not rule on this issue?
Alan fucking Dershowitz can sue all he wants - he can't stop being told to go fuck himself
What a dick this guy is.
White privilege apparently applies to child rape as well.
When they said "Epstein's Lawyer died" I got my hopes up :(
Arrogant, dirty old man.
I’ve produced phlegm with greater dignity than that nasty ol’POS.
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Of course, because we are their slaves. How dare any of us demonstrate agency over our own lives.
Unreal that the rich keep getting richer on the backs of working people. I wouldn’t sell to him either.
worship, not like, them. Or at the very least, obey
I’m not sure I would eat a pierogi I had to sue the vendor to get served…….
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It's the belief that wanting something is enough to just take it by any means or type of force and if first it doesn't work or succeed than change the rules, governance laws and while doing create a perception that the person being taken is just a bug to eradicate.
Dirtbag Dershowitz.
Suing a farmer’s market…nice look! Sure to endear him to the locals.
It's about not giving them everything they want. The uber powerful don't give a damn because laws and conventions and norms are being smashed.
Yet bakers can refuse to sell wedding cakes to gay couples 🙄
another despicable lying pig
If Ol’ Underwear Dershowitz were hit by a car in broad daylight, I do believe that Good Samaritan laws would be tested to their limits.
So damn funny. Do they have any idea how ridiculous they are? They just keep on making it worse and worse. 🤣
Protecting Epstein is similar to protecting ________.
Perhaps a massage from a young girl will make his hurt feelings boo-boo go away
Absolute Truth.
Is it how he intends to endear himself to the locals, so that they should like him the next time he comes to Martha's Vineyard?
He lives there. They are shunning him. As they should. As any decent folk would.
They are all such a joke.....!
Would YOU want to eat anything prepared by someone forced to serve you? I’ll pass. The Help.
Yup!
Was my first thought! 🤣
Literally, half of everything I ever heard conservatives complain about is being held accountable for their shitty fucking value Which is why we should do more of it and we should do it to those we know personally
I feel like it’s more than “half”of their bull shit, snowflake whining, but otherwise could not agree more.
100% true! They think if we respond negatively to their bigotry, then we are violating the first amendment. I read a blatant example of this on social media.
Does Dershowitz take every client?
Freedumb
Does Captain Underpants follow the Supreme Court at all?
I hope he had a sign saying, "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" but after being sued and if he's forced to serve them, I'd have a special stash of "less than perfect" wanted to sell him. Take it or leave it, dude.
“They”. Dershowitz insists on misgendering them
*wanted=wares. An edit button would be so nice here.
This monster could drive a small business out of business. These people are not just wah wah upset about being rejected. They enjoy hurting other people.
I believe this also.
Well said.
Wonder how many potential clients Derschowitz has refused to serve?
He’s very old and, fortunately, will be dead soon enough.
Dersh just has his underwear in a knot from all the wedgies he's received. 😂🤣
When I think of the worst people in our country, the people who would sell out that country in a heartbeat, people who make war criminals like Bibi Netanyahu look like the late Pope Francis, people who bring new meaning to the word scum, Mr. Dershowitz is always on that list. Near the top.
Alan Dershowitz needs to take some geritol and not get out of bed tomorrow morning.
He should have just secretly spit on the Pierogi
They are not exactly aware. The world revolves around them just ask them!!!
Sell him pie
As someone of (some) Slavic descent I am proud pierogis are the thing that broke his fragile camel's back.
Add me to that list.
I hope he never gets another pierogi the rest of his miserable life and may he get diarrhea each and every time he is on the LIRR.
Ditto from our British/Polish ranks in NY!
He's relegated to going to Farmer's Markets because no one on Martha's Vineyard will invite him to their parties anymore . . . .
He can lick dumpsters as far as I am concerned.
You should be !
No Pierogi for You!!
"Here'a you jism periogi Mr. Dipshit, I mean Mr. Dershewitz"
Virginia Guiffre said Dershowitz raped her. I believe Virginia Guiffre. May she rest in peace. We will not let her down. This brave woman deserves for all of us to fight for the truth and accountability for the men who raped children!
Source:
Fuck this scumbag. I wouldn’t sell him fermented chicken excrement.
When you boycott a specific boy
Is there a GoFundMe account to support this vendor?
They are preparing for the storm that is coming their way. Hopefully, another rich attorney will take their case. Dershowitz consistently misgenders the vendor
"We reserve the right to refuse service" Eat a bag of dicks, Dershowitz
businesses have the right to deny service. Former bartender here, we could refuse to serve people and also cut them off too. I wouldn't serve this ass!
What a petty, small, ridiculous joke of a “man”.
Like, have some self-respect. It is embarrassing how much they clearly want people to like them while they continue to be the least likable people in the world.