Oh good now we have to chase our food. “You want a banana? Well come and fucking get one then!” {banana runs away}
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Honestly I would love if fruits and vegetables would just repeatedly ram into me at the grocery store until I started making healthier eating choices tbh
aug 30, 2025, 8:10 pm • 4 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
We are legit living in the stupidest timeline.
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 pm • 5 1 • view
Given that you see it shunt a shopping cart out of the way, what’s the betting that it can’t recognise a person in a wheelchair.
aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 7 0 • view
Oh yeah great point
aug 30, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Daleks randomly wandering around the grocery with produce? Oh, hell no!
aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 2 0 • view
You get fruit & your steps in!
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Marketing people are on drugs
aug 30, 2025, 5:31 pm • 2 0 • view
It's called "enrichment".
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 7 0 • view
LMAO
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
you just know that thing is APLR but your faces now, right?
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Talkie Toaster here is gonna start to know who to chase down and hand bunches to, soon. It will know if you gaze at it and squint or gaze at it longingly and rate that.
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
I would probably be less fat if I had to chase my food
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 pm • 4 1 • view
I didn’t really need a sequel to Sleeper.
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Came to make a quip about the bananas becoming agentic but read @babkastreisand.bsky.social response and now I can’t stop laughing so oh well
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 pm • 2 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
🫡
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s a banana, Michael, how fast could it run? 10 mph?
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 pm • 26 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 pm • 4 0 • view
😂🤣😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:29 pm • 2 0 • view
That's great till the machine breaks down and has to go in for repairs. I guess they'll hang a 4011 404 (banana not found) sign those days.
aug 31, 2025, 1:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m assuming it’s the other way around… the food chases you… like a video pop-up chasing you down the page when you’re trying to read an article.
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Starting to feel like I'm in a zoo and the keeper is coming up with new enrichment activities.
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 3 0 • view
not a hunter or a gatherer, but a secret third thing
aug 30, 2025, 5:49 pm • 8 0 • view
It’s trying to trick you into walking or very slow running. Bastards!
aug 30, 2025, 7:21 pm • 1 0 • view
what if someone just knocked all the bananas off the stupid robot thingy and then complained to the store "hey why did your robot dump bananas all over the floor someone's gonna slip and fall"
aug 30, 2025, 6:35 pm • 2 0 • view
On the other hand, we ate at a Mexican restaurant that had something like this to carry the scorching hot plates to the tables for the waiters. It had a kitty face and played music, and the staff told us its name was Paquito.
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 2 0 • view
WTF is even the point in this?
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 pm • 2 0 • view
New MAHA pitch just dropped
aug 30, 2025, 6:08 pm • 5 0 • view