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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

So, will he pass during the night or during the day? While golfing or tweeting on the toilet? By himself or with others? I will readily celebrate any option, but I'm curious how it will happen.

aug 7, 2025, 4:19 pm • 18 6

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Margo @retire411.bsky.social

I could care less as long as it happens

aug 7, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Edvin @edvinam.bsky.social

Tweeting on the toilet

aug 7, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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LadyWriter @ladywriternz.bsky.social

In my wildest dreams, someone smothers him in apple sauce during tue peak of wasp season.

aug 7, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

Hope he dies in prison!

aug 7, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

They’ll probably keep his demise a secret for a while (like the Russians do with their presidents), so they can plan how they can benefit from it most! 🙄

aug 7, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

Like Weekend at Bernie's

aug 7, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nefarious Means @nefariousmeans.bsky.social

My dream has always been a lightning strike on the golf course. He’d sizzle and pop like a bug.

aug 7, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

Well, shit! Now that's my vote, too!

aug 7, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Canadian @canadiian.bsky.social

JD Pope Killer will shove his fat ass down a flight of stairs or out a window

aug 7, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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cruff1853.bsky.social @cruff1853.bsky.social

How does not matter - the passing part resonates - just gone

aug 7, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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brehub.bsky.social @brehub.bsky.social

I done care how it happens, as long as its soon!

aug 7, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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keithbro.bsky.social @keithbro.bsky.social

Ninja!

aug 7, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Far left socialist @farleftsocialist.bsky.social

All by himself He wants to be all by himself

aug 7, 2025, 4:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

Call me petty, but that's why I hope that it is on camera and is as humiliating as possible.

aug 7, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 1 • view
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Far left socialist @farleftsocialist.bsky.social

I’m looking forward to seeing him hang upside down in Times Square

aug 7, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

Very Mussolini-esk. I like it

aug 7, 2025, 6:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Far left socialist @farleftsocialist.bsky.social

Thank you. I was thinking of Mussolini as I posted it.

aug 7, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

Since Mussolini was strung up with his mistress, only fair that Mike Johnson joins Trump.

aug 7, 2025, 9:04 pm • 2 1 • view
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wrbski.bsky.social @wrbski.bsky.social

Straining on the toilet but they'll tell you he was jogging or saving a child from danger or something equally unlikely.

aug 7, 2025, 6:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Donna C @domacoblue.bsky.social

Because of construction on Alligator Alcatraz, a huge sink hole suddenly engulfs Maralago and swallows him whole immediately before he gets to announce he won the tournament.

aug 7, 2025, 5:06 pm • 3 1 • view
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

Love it!

aug 7, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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robin-hood.bsky.social @robin-hood.bsky.social

It could possibly be up to you. (wink)

aug 7, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

I wish! I have imagined it more than once or twice, as have a lot of us.

aug 7, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Momowom @momowom.bsky.social

Not a gambler myself, but surely there are bookmakers out there with some scenarios and odds?

aug 7, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 1 • view
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Exiled New Yorker ♿️ @dsafire.bsky.social

If we're running a deadpool i want 'head injury by fall'.

aug 7, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social

I have your bet marked!

aug 7, 2025, 6:55 pm • 2 0 • view