So, will he pass during the night or during the day? While golfing or tweeting on the toilet? By himself or with others? I will readily celebrate any option, but I'm curious how it will happen.
So, will he pass during the night or during the day? While golfing or tweeting on the toilet? By himself or with others? I will readily celebrate any option, but I'm curious how it will happen.
I could care less as long as it happens
Tweeting on the toilet
In my wildest dreams, someone smothers him in apple sauce during tue peak of wasp season.
Hope he dies in prison!
They’ll probably keep his demise a secret for a while (like the Russians do with their presidents), so they can plan how they can benefit from it most! 🙄
Like Weekend at Bernie's
My dream has always been a lightning strike on the golf course. He’d sizzle and pop like a bug.
Well, shit! Now that's my vote, too!
JD Pope Killer will shove his fat ass down a flight of stairs or out a window
How does not matter - the passing part resonates - just gone
I done care how it happens, as long as its soon!
Ninja!
All by himself He wants to be all by himself
Call me petty, but that's why I hope that it is on camera and is as humiliating as possible.
I’m looking forward to seeing him hang upside down in Times Square
Very Mussolini-esk. I like it
Thank you. I was thinking of Mussolini as I posted it.
Since Mussolini was strung up with his mistress, only fair that Mike Johnson joins Trump.
Straining on the toilet but they'll tell you he was jogging or saving a child from danger or something equally unlikely.
Because of construction on Alligator Alcatraz, a huge sink hole suddenly engulfs Maralago and swallows him whole immediately before he gets to announce he won the tournament.
Love it!
It could possibly be up to you. (wink)
I wish! I have imagined it more than once or twice, as have a lot of us.
Not a gambler myself, but surely there are bookmakers out there with some scenarios and odds?
If we're running a deadpool i want 'head injury by fall'.
I have your bet marked!