They unfortunately didn’t have Dem candidates to get elected and clean up the disasters that the conservatives created.

Yeah that makes sense. I can see that humanity derived on Mars Republicans took over turned it into a wasteland and a dead planet while Democrats fled to Earth. Some of those changeover politicians or dinos is how we got to this point where they're trying to take this planet over. And they're

Horrible at math because there's a shitload more of us than there will ever be of them. And they're extreme parts we have to exterminate permanently. Fascism needs to be extinct or this will never end until it is our end as a species.

Literally laughed out loud 🤣 😂

With a contained opposition liberals "keeping them in check"

Well, it is the red planet

Or Republicans sucking the life put of everything

Yeah, people like Elon Musk and his alien ilk. They go to a planet, mine it, destroy it and move on. Leaving behind death.

Ouch!

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Love it!

Conservatives KILL EVERYTHING GOOD, UNLESS IT TURNS A PROFIT

That explains a lot! 😊

I am pretty sure that Elon person said he wanted to go live on Mars, I am all for sending him home. We should help him find a way.

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So the migrated to the USA to try the same there again.

Seems right. Over 100 years of attempting to tank the country.

I think it comes down to control. They can better control those who do not question their rhetoric. Easier to keep them under control.

What really chaps my hide, is there's enough for everyone in America. There was never a reason to lie, cheat, and steal. Just manage well. Please.

Venus... you know Hell after the NAZI's got done with it..

Priceless 🤩

Especially if Duffy built his nuclear reactor there that he says America must be the first to do!🤪with all the other priorities a Transportation Sec. should be focused on, he picks something this stupid Americans not caring about right now!🤬 Republicans are idiots!

I laughed so loudly I startled myself! 🤣 -E

PROBABLY

Absolutely... Humans once inhabited Mars and only moved to Earth when they destroyed that planet.

I think humans started on Venus and screwed that up and came to Earth.

This is ripe in so many ways.

And if they keep it up, most of America as well. Flyover Country, indeed!

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It's not white or depressing enough. These fascists aren't a real party anymore in the same way that Pluto isn't a real planet, either.

They are a disease.

Well, thanks to RFK and the antivaxers, they're also LITERALLY diseased

yep

I'm glad I wasn't sipping tea or anything when I read that! 🤣

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And then when the living, there was a red pediphile and red governance

A higher resolution system shows remnants of virtue signaling everywhere: flags, crosses, signs.

What do they conserve these days other than pedophiles?

Surely there was life. Just not intelligent life...

According to Musks daughter Vivian, Mars has always been a PR stunt, never a reality. Now the whole fucking maga terrorist party is in on the PR whore train

you work for The Onion? Great post!

Nah, just came across this on another platform, it made me laugh, and I wanted to share the laugh with everyone else. 🙂

They have no imagination and probably kill plants regularly by forgetting to water them.

Almost: "capitalists"

Spot on. I wondered how the sci fi cities in movies were destroyed. How all living things are gone and it is just grey and dismal and now I know!

Kinda like the concrete patio at the White House.

You are correct

The conservatives would be very upset by this if their home schooling had taught them how to read.

Not to mention red

Got it, that's where they really belong 😅

YES!!!

Since we only have an example of one to draw conclusions from I would say the statement does have merit.

Whow …… that toxic !

Cultist MAGAts are the problem.

😘🤌 no notes.

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Oh lawd did they trash Mars and then came down here to do the same?

WAT !

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Lol

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😆😁😄 Going to have to share this one.

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LOL, love it...

And still is! At least from a surface vantage point. Real Martians want no part of that S!

That's great!

Yesssss

Sounds like many red states now.

There is correct... Republicans raped and pillaged Mars millennia ago and even took the oxygen... the greedy little bastards

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Or Labour/Reform

How did the people responsible for using up the planet's resources, get called CONSERVatives???

Modern conservatives share nothing with actual traditional Conservatives.

Very good question

Lol. The answer I got from my uncle, the avid duck hunter, was protecting wetlands (their club) from development, proved the GOP is an org of environmental conservationists. *sigh*

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Hilarious! Thank you!

Ha

So we must get sure they run a country for a very short period. Time to repair.

No joke. An element in that formula is "how long do they run a certain territory"

That’s why Musk wants to go back. Dropped his wallet 💳

A spot on representation

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That was absolutely great what was said yes it was once inhabited by Republicans who refused to accept global warming well I said they should all go back to Mars and keep denying that that damn planet is hotter than hell they belong there

👀 One wonders whether the Martian Parliament also debated the benefits of dismantling the atmosphere in the name of fiscal prudence.

That's my fear!

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You might be on the right track

Like Soros ? 🤪

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I would not worry, most people will make up their own.

Oh that explains why Musk wants to go there. It's where he and the #Repulsive_Republicans ant to go there. I hope the launch, land and stay there.

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Sounds right.

Maybe it was all gathered up in one place by the Martian 1%? :D

One shouldn't forget the hellish conditions on Venus.

You'd think the RapeUblikkklans would be most interested in Uranus

Republicans don't care about Uranus. It already had its 16th birthday

That comment wins the internet for the week!😆

Shhh we don't talk about that.

Allegedly. Certainly the most virulently anti-gay pastors have a history of such...

We really don't have a reliable way of outing all the bad actors and the bias. I think we have only heard more about because THEY are trying to normalize it.

LOL at Murica

Wait till the tech bros get there...

MAke Mars great Again. The battle cry of the pearl clutchers: "MAMA ! Waaaaahhhhh!!!"

Just like earth will be some day. cbwrong.blogspot.com?m=1

Christian conservatives.

It still is.

I mean, it is called "the Red Planet"

Once the traitorous far-right is crushed, the Mechanicum will make Mars, and the color red, great again!

Good assessment Only I'd use the word 'radical' these people are not conservative

hope they are irritated as hell.

I once had one send me a “most retardest retard award” meme…I told him I couldn’t bare to take away his highest achievement. They can get bent.

now that is a great clapback

And sadly not a lie 😂 they blocked me after.

That was excellent!

More like laughing out asses off that libs are actually this stupid

it is the projected path of unchecked industrialization

It was science FICTION

it is a possible future if we continue on our wasteful path

Really! Libs are just bitter about the fact that Mars industries generated massive shareholder value on the way to reducing it to a lifeless frozen wasteland.

Good point lol

and here they are, resplendent in their white glory

I promise you, it's not genetic failure... I'm probably whiter than they are (pasty, freckled, fishbelly white) and I'm their polar opposite in thought and deed. This is nurture, this is careful grooming and brainwashing, punishments that drove them into the arms of the MAGA machine. Braindead?

identity fusion

Everybody wants to feel like they belong somewhere.

this is a little beyond that, this is fusing one's identity with one's own so that an attack on whatever they've 'fused' with is like a personal attack patriotism makes more sense in that context too

fusing with a authority figure or entity* I mean

It does. Your best guess: what would make a MAGA suddenly see the hypocrisy? What kind of personal experience? (in general because, of course, we're all different. Would a religious experience do it?

oh they belong to the devil now.

But if they just have mashed potato brains formed into peaks, we SHOULD be able to flatten those mashed potato brains into something else... pools for gravy. It's a matter of creating the right place for the "water to run." It can't help run downhill and toward more water.

Says the people telling us boys have periods and fighting to keep child sex trafficking

Anyone still supporting them is complicit

You pointing fingers at trump doesn’t change the fact that you are a pedophile. You are triggered that we took porn out of grade schools to stop you from grooming them

If you projected any harder, I'd see you reply on the moon.

Your responses show up as replying to a blocked post. If you are still seeing them, does that mean that they blocked me? Confused. If I blocked them, would their comments still show up on my posts? I'm not sure how it works, but I am curious.

If he blocked you, you won't see anything from him, nor him anything from you.

Huh. Either way, it is obviously good that I can't see him, judging from your reply to him. Thanks.

Says the very people that are fighting to keep child sex trafficking in the US. You are projecting to distract from the fact that you are the ones that won’t stop sexualizing kids

You are proof that a con man doesn't have to be smart if the people he is conning are dumb enough.

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Greed seems to be present in every "civilized" nation

#highlarryus

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Well done. Thanks. More.

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And , if we keep voting them into office your children and grandchildren will be living on a planet that is ruined.

Good one! I have followed your page, follow back if you like my page 😊

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Did Mars also have all of the joy and beauty sucked out of it? That’s a sure sign of conservative administration.

No wonder they will sacrifice earth to go back

Great get those ships ready to take all the convicts that are running amok in our government, one way - no returns! Expenses paid by their enabling weatlthiest among us, that have sold their souls to the wrong team!

I believe it!

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To be fair, Mars currently has a 0%tax rate.

Don't be this realistic.... scary accurate.

Ha!

No wonder it's so desolate

the white apes

Built on the bones of despair with a smile.

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We need. To entice all Republicans to go to Mars and then fill the tank only half full?

Great idea. May I fill the tank half full

And set their navigation to the sun

That's fine for some orange skin.

Please please please stop 🛑 referring to republicans as conservatives. They’re NOT CONSERVATIVES, there’s nothing conservative about them. They’re republicans, plainly driven by greed, cruelty, ignorance, racism, pedophilia. There’s no excuse no justification, if you’re still voting R, you’re a pedo

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hahahahahahahahaha

Musk prepping for a flight to Mars perhaps there are some administration volunteers. VOTE.

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Send them back?

More like fundamentalists!

Hilarious but true

That makes perfect sense. Sucking up resources until they dry up!!!

This made me chuckle..👍🏻 😊

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But… The MOON!!!

This tracks

True that

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lol

That's a wild link. Conservatives typically are religious. Religions encourage procreation for procreation purpose only. Not for sexual pleasure. Too bad! 🤷 Excessive procreation leads to over population.

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HHHAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! It certainly looks like conservatives were once in power…

Breathing was too “woke” for them

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I’m certain of it. 🤣🤣🤣

Send em back

Logical assumption… they never learn!

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Haha!Brilliant.

...and that's where they all belong

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And liebors too

Right wing populism is not conservatism. Even it they like to call themselves conservatives. My soccer mom wig doesn't make me a mom does it?

Ha!!

The do tend to make a mess of things!

"They" do tend to make a mess of things! Damn BlueSky's lack of a Comment Editor!

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Ok. That's a funny one.

I am happy for Conservatives to breathe carbon dioxide and dust. It's good stuff - will make them stronger. 😂

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That makes perfect sense!

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Love it.

No question Venus was once run by conservatives.

Someone said it was a primeval version of tRump that caused Mars to become barren.

Good one.

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"drill baby drill. To hell with renewable energy" - Some texan conservative, I think.

lol!

Send all Republicans there. It’s called the red planet for a reason.😂

Fer Sure.

Under all the dust you'll find 90% of the surface is a parking lot.

Bah ha ha! 😂

Good one!

They maximised their profits

Maybe thats why Elon has such a hardon for Mars!

I think, we actually experience the great Divider: Too smart to keep everything okay, but too dumb to keep everything okay.

Well it is red.

Send the rest there 😉

Eveyrthing was fine there until they showed up

Let’s stop calling them conservatives though, they are not . They’re greedy fkg psychopaths and sociopaths

All the more reason not to go there

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