Keep it rolling … right around the holidays

Good riddance

Well you better Tennebelieve it!

why is it when someone says Tennessee, I think "not too bright"

Even when the disaster arrives, they are mystified as to the cause. Must be bad night air or that the neighbor cast a hex on them. Never would it be that they stuck their heads in a gaudy noose of ignorance and willingly stepped off of the ledge...

Neither of these words are in their dictionaries. That explains everything.

But you done said the higher taxes would make our prices lower! And we done believed you cuz we’re just dumb as fuck.

The problem is that you believed him twice, and that makes you a fool.

It's like a jackpot on the casino one-armed bandit the noise from all the pennies dropping because people realise they've been taken for idiots.

This is as simple as I can make it, when you add to the cost of goods it does not make them cheaper.

"God forbid I have to get my information from somewhere other than Fox and have to think for myself. The preacher told me Trump is my savior. Now what?!"

Who thinks tariffs will *bring down* prices??? 🙄 The problem with Trump supporters is not only were they dumb enough to vote for Trump, they're also too stupid to understand why that was a huge mistake.

Also, don’t forget stripping farms of workers because they voted racist as fuck.

No shit Sherlock …. Hey, ya need help getting that hook out ?

Perhaps if TN voters paid as much attention to politics as they do pornhub and automatic rifle specs they wouldn't be worried about eating.

I live in Nashville, and I can tell you that 5 miles outside of the city is Dumbfuckistan everywhere. I used to drive Amazon flex, and my route could be anywhere in middle TN, and it's like being in the movie Deliverance out there.

But remember, don't point out their ignorance or they'll vote for him again to teach us a lesson

Same reply to them as ever: "Who told you prices would go down? Are you still listening to them?"

Can't fix stupid ... But the stupid can vote while cashing their farm bailout checks.