And then you have to be nice and make him coffee and try to cover up the fact you cannot quite recall his name - James? Jack? Jason? - and pretend you have some early brunch engagement to get him out of the hou- OH! She woke up with a SNAKE-snake.
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tender hearted woman making that mistake again
jul 28, 2025, 7:59 pm • 5 0 • view
oh .... a BBC story from 2018. The jokes were probably all made long ago
jul 28, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Including by me. 😂
jul 29, 2025, 8:11 am • 0 0 • view
The BBC chose to point out that it was a royal python and was found in Kensington. Ah, the days when the BBC was still elitist and hadn't gone full populist 😉
jul 29, 2025, 9:17 am • 2 0 • view
According to Reform it will be wearing a balaclava
jul 28, 2025, 7:55 pm • 9 1 • view
Well, I'm guessing the python is an immigrant. And clearly after Britain's women. Probably a jihadi too.
jul 28, 2025, 8:00 pm • 7 1 • view
Likely wants to start a 'jihadython'?
jul 28, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Giggles.
jul 28, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
That would've been hilarious if the husband had walked in on them! "Darling..I thought you only loved me"!
jul 28, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Are you suggesting that python adder?
jul 28, 2025, 7:59 pm • 5 0 • view
That'll teach her to take Al Wilson songs literally
jul 28, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone has been here before, methinks 😆
jul 28, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Leave us alone, we’re in a happy relationship.
jul 28, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Ok, actual snort laugh.
jul 28, 2025, 8:02 pm • 1 0 • view
This reminds me of a field trip my 4th grade class took to the NYPD’s police academy and they had a python in a jar. Story goes a lady was bathing and noticed the water was draining from the tub- the snake went through the pipe and into her tub.
jul 28, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s been a long time since I woke up with a snake… There you go being happily married for over twenty years…
jul 28, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view