Imagine your country being at war for its survival and you're having to devote even a scintilla of thought to what you might wear to visit a supposed ally.
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Zeleskyy should wear a ridiculous badly fitting navy suit with a stupidly long red tie, and put on half a 1980s amount of orange pan stick and thick black eyeliner.
aug 17, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 9:11 pm • 7 0 • view
I hope someone buys him a bespoke $25,000 suit and he puts the other delegates to shame (I do realise that there is not time to do this)
aug 17, 2025, 8:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Bunch of pricks in the WH. (Can’t say what I really think)!
aug 18, 2025, 7:01 am • 0 0 • view
Stinks of a v sick person.
aug 17, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Which reminds me - there's his state visit to the UK coming up. And he had tailoring issues with the previous one. 👀
aug 17, 2025, 8:12 pm • 3 1 • view
The whole European delegation should just turn round and fly back home, after a press conference where they discuss Epstein. Trump craves attention don't give him it.
aug 17, 2025, 8:11 pm • 6 0 • view
I hope a high-end designer offers to dress Zelensky in a beautiful suit - making Trump in his rumpled mafia-wannabe junk look second rate - that would be hilarious!
aug 18, 2025, 7:47 am • 1 0 • view
Are they expecting the neck rag worn knee length? Trump does sort of half mast.
aug 18, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
I just don’t get the defence towards Putin, no other world leader gets even more powerful ones like Xi
aug 17, 2025, 8:11 pm • 2 0 • view
JFC.
aug 17, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Unless your kid rock...😂
aug 18, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view
FFS, petty and childish does not even get close to describing this edict from the buffoons.
aug 17, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
He should go dressed beautifully, but as Hillary Clinton.
aug 17, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 1 • view
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aug 17, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
He fawned over Putin, it was sickening
aug 17, 2025, 8:11 pm • 8 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Neither did Elmo, he wore a t shirt and a human child scarf
aug 17, 2025, 11:04 pm • 5 0 • view
Zelenskyy should ware that suit.
aug 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Out of adjectives here
aug 17, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Respect is earned not forced by petty bureaucrats. No one can respect Trump. But Zelensky is respected and admired whatever he wears. It’s not in how you look but what you represent and do.
aug 18, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I can't find an adjective to describe these vile, monstrous grotesque tin men with their tiny cocks and pee wee brains. They should all just turn up in a tie and jacket and nothing else!
aug 17, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
I have a nasty feeling that Trump intends to not only humiliate Zelensky again (with Vance being the bully boy) but also the European leaders. I hope they have a plan to cover that off It has all the hallmarks of a Trump set up along the lines of a TV show. Expect finger pointing
aug 18, 2025, 6:15 am • 6 0 • view
Or he might, just might, back off like tghe coward he is and refuse to meet any of them. Better still, all of them turn up in matching outfits to Zelenskyy.
aug 18, 2025, 6:42 am • 5 0 • view
Well I did ponder that last possibility but I have a feeling Zelensky will suit up. No point in giving them leverage unnecessarily However, the male European leaders could all take their ties off at some point on a coordinated signal to irk Vance 😉
aug 18, 2025, 7:15 am • 5 0 • view
I think it will all end in a tantrum.
aug 18, 2025, 7:20 am • 3 0 • view
A good chance, especially if the European leaders do push back and don't start their sentences with, "Thank you" whilst eyeballing Vance If Vance gets a bit humiliated that will suit Donnie as I suspect his state of health is becoming a concern and Vance's handler, Thiel, will be waiting to pounce
aug 18, 2025, 7:27 am • 2 1 • view
Whether or not this is fake/satire (I suspect it is), this meeting has disaster written all over it. The only positive is that Zelensky has brought some friends.
aug 18, 2025, 7:29 am • 0 0 • view
He should wear a chamo suit.
aug 17, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Blue jacket and yellow trousers...
aug 18, 2025, 2:10 pm • 0 0 • view
It's a fake account apparently - so this is nonsense.
aug 17, 2025, 8:24 pm • 3 0 • view
A black suit, with black tie, and black shirt. Or full military regalia. There must be some malicious compliance that Zelenskyy can apply.
aug 17, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
You would want him to go in a suit.... and all other leaders with him to go in military gear.... but we all know that we just going to have to play along with the man baby's whims until either there is a stronger united European force, or he finally steps down from office.
aug 17, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
The whole EU delegation should turn up in fatigues and camo gear. Disgraceful if true.
aug 17, 2025, 8:08 pm • 28 1 • view
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aug 17, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Everyone going to the UFC is going to be in a tux
aug 17, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Fine. I do wish President Zelenskyy uses this out to refuse to meet. No more playing games with 🇺🇸
aug 17, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
He should wear a Stars and Stripes suit and a US flag top hat.
aug 17, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
it's totally made up, though.
aug 17, 2025, 8:33 pm • 2 0 • view
This is such complete 🐂💩
aug 17, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Particularly when Trump wears badly cut clown suits and comedy ties, they really are unconscionable scum
aug 17, 2025, 8:08 pm • 11 0 • view
Is it even a real thing or is it successful engagement bait from a paid blue checkmark that isn't connected to the insitution that it tries to use in its username?
aug 17, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
He's balls the size of a Bengali Tigers but even this maybe a step too far
aug 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 1 • view
Trump Always Putin’s Ass Sucker = TAPAS
aug 18, 2025, 7:17 am • 0 0 • view
He should wear a tan coloured suit
aug 17, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Can we infer from this antagonistic behaviour that Trump is still dancing to Putin’s tune despite the seemingly humiliating Alaska meeting?
aug 17, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Of course he is. He hasn’t changed his position at all. He’s always thought that Ukraine should give away to Russia because Russia is important. That’s still what he thinks.
aug 17, 2025, 9:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦💪💯
aug 26, 2025, 2:47 pm • 2 1 • view
He's still pissed off about being thrown out of a British pub
aug 17, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I would love the whole EU/UK team to turn up in casual clothes.
aug 18, 2025, 5:13 am • 2 0 • view
Bet nobody screamed at Churchill when he wore his army fatigues to the White House.
aug 17, 2025, 8:06 pm • 11 2 • view
The US Government is a disgrace to humanity.
aug 18, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 1 • view
A useful reminder that the whole fucking charade is just for show anyway. If Zelenskky does wear a suit, I bet it will fit a shitload better than the sack Trump wears.
aug 18, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
So he shows up in not a suit with all the EU leaders and the WH kicks them out? That's what he should do. Fuck Trump
aug 17, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
They basically threw him out last time. US has already refused more sanctions on Russia, stopped intelligence flow to Ukraine, and ended the sale of weapons to Ukraine. It's not like capitulation has been successful in dealing with 🇺🇸, because WH/Congress is simply a bunch of small, weak bullies.
aug 17, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
So many lives in the balance and incalculable human suffering already, yet these tiny, soulless people are being this pathetic with their egotistical power games. It's infuriating
aug 17, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
He should wear a Putin mask. Then the manbaby will give him whatever he wants.
aug 17, 2025, 8:18 pm • 4 0 • view
Starmer and the rest of the European delegation should all turn up in T shirts and jeans.
aug 17, 2025, 8:09 pm • 16 1 • view
I wonder if he will get the literal red carpet treatment a wanted war criminal had on Friday
aug 17, 2025, 8:06 pm • 9 0 • view
it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s true but, looking at X, there’s some doubt about that
aug 17, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view