damn them ambiguous critics

Trump may be taking creative liberties with legal norms, and that may have some critics on the left raising eyebrows. But here’s why our next five articles will be about how Democrats use of technical jargon is failing to connect with voters. NYT

Satire is dead

The presence of bruising on Trump’s hand and his attempts to cover it with makeup and then conspicuously hiding it during a press conference renew concerns about Biden’s health during his time in office.

Wait, he's defying constitutional norms again?

By Alan Dershowitz

when do we get an essay from the only member of the president's immediate family to go to law school, tiffany trump, to explain her father's executive actions are well within the bounds of the nation's founding documents?

"President Trump's decision to use armed Marines to crack down on jaywalking has divided the nation."

Critics raise concerns that Trump's brand of dictatorship might not be good for America.

The problem is your headlines are no longer satirical ...

Those activist "critics" with Trump Derangements Syndrome. Meaning free to think the way they want. What has this country come to?

Trump stans raise concern over criticism of his creative approach to he problem of democracy.

Reporter writing: "Jack-booted thuggery." Editor rewriting: "Deftly defying legal norms." A.G. Sulzberger re-rewriting: "Donald Trump lovingly caresses groundbreaking legal interpretations."

I experience such pain when this account fails to be a parody, ONLY BECAUSE the current regime is a parody already. 😥😫

Contains extensive quotes from Susan Collins.

He’s lawless. Duh.

Editor’s note: put “bold” before “unconventional” and replace “concerns” with “eyebrows” Put it on A28 below “Novel Rent Increase Idea: Silverfish, Bedbugs Count as Pets”

Russia's latest bombing campaign, which struck EU and British offices, is further evidence that Trump's 4-D red carpet stunt just might have worked.

Critics raise concerns over Jeffrey Dahmer's unconventional approach to cuisine.