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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social

It turns out that all the Oval Office gilded wall ornaments are polyurethane extrusions from Home Depot. The design style is Early Venetian Bordello.

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aug 30, 2025, 11:13 pm • 36 17

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Softail @black-softail.net

well where would you go for gaudy bling?

aug 30, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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cavu4ever.bsky.social @cavu4ever.bsky.social

Is it possible these are knockoffs of some classical designs, whose ‘real ones’ are in the Oval?

aug 30, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Moderate Texan @moderatetexan.bsky.social

SNL needs to do a skit where a painter is in the process of spraying literally everything in the Oval Office with gold paint

aug 31, 2025, 12:17 am • 2 1 • view
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lizbauch.bsky.social @lizbauch.bsky.social

Only the finest gaudy gold-colored polyurethane decorations...

aug 31, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
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JJ Johnson 🍉✊🏼🌈🙀🦋 @janwhatam.bsky.social

Never saw an Early Venetian bordello but I'll bet they weren't this tacky.

aug 30, 2025, 11:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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LR @trychick.bsky.social

But I’m sure it was covered with real gold🙄…

aug 30, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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LR @trychick.bsky.social

Ha ha ha ha ha

aug 30, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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molee1.bsky.social @molee1.bsky.social

The Home Depot source was posted some weeks ago on Threads? Bluesky?

aug 30, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view