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Lance Steel @sweatybitter.bsky.social

Think of all the Trump branded baby baskets you could buy for $5K... my guess would be around one or less than one.

jun 25, 2025, 3:57 pm • 9 0

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totesnhose.bsky.social @totesnhose.bsky.social

And it would instantly burst into flames, then two weeks later you receive an invoice of $10000 and 7% of your income in perpetuity. You signed the contract 🤷🏽‍♂️

jun 25, 2025, 4:07 pm • 7 0 • view
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Jason @jasonkoch.bsky.social

Every Trump baby basket comes with an AR-15 so the babies can defend themselves against socialists trying to give them free daycare and milk.

jun 25, 2025, 6:11 pm • 6 0 • view