Finally she got fed up, looked me in the eye, put on her best teacher voice, and said: "Daddy, say 'Ho.'" "Ho." 'Say 'Wee'." "Wee." "Say 'Wod.'" And I was losing it. Tears flowing, trying so hard not to laugh. She was so sincere but this is not the problem! And finally I GOT IT. HOLY LORD!
And the funniest thing is, the exact same thing happened AGAIN. She was telling me about her friend "Wiwy" at school. "Lily?" No. "Willie?" No. "... Rilly?" "Daddy, say 'Wih.'" [Crying laughter already starting] "...Wih." "Daddy, say 'Wee.'" I never did figure out who this one was about.