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Rich @richmx5.bsky.social

One of my neighbours now has a cockerel. The neighbour who you'd definitely expect to have a cockerel. It's the most pathetic sounding bird I've ever heard. Don't know whether to wring its neck or take it some Strepsils.

aug 31, 2025, 7:28 am • 12 0

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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Oh Christ

aug 31, 2025, 7:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Keith @skirtingboardshoes.bsky.social

Coq au vin on the menu tonight?

aug 31, 2025, 7:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Just me ✨️ @andmythoughts.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 7:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Franz @protopigeon.lol

That's terrible news, those birds are absolute cunts, and they crow from dawn UNTIL dusk, or at least the one my neighbour had did, until the fox finally got to it.

aug 31, 2025, 9:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Rich @richmx5.bsky.social

We had one years ago. Wrung the bastard's neck when the noise and aggression got to be too much.

aug 31, 2025, 10:20 am • 0 0 • view
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House Of Graeme @houseofgraeme.bsky.social

Why would you have a cockerel? Chickens lay eggs without one they are just annoying.

aug 31, 2025, 7:32 am • 1 0 • view