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David Ewing @davidwewing.bsky.social

LOL Oh, bold words from someone who probably gets winded walking to the fridge. Maybe focus less on my sunglasses and more on finding a mirror that doesn’t crack under pressure.

jan 11, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0

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Cry about it @pressed.bsky.social

LOL That doesn’t change your baldness and butt chin buddy 🤣

jan 12, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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David Ewing @davidwewing.bsky.social

Hahaha true, I’m bald and rocking the chin, but at least I don’t need to hide behind the world’s strongest elastic waistband

jan 12, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Cry about it @pressed.bsky.social

Congratulations you have earned your dick riding license. **Don’t forget: -your comebacks are straight garbage -you’re still bald with a butt chin -you’re old and more than likely single.** gtfo off my mentions, you pressed.

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jan 12, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Ewing @davidwewing.bsky.social

Thanks for the license, but I’ll pass—you’ve clearly got the market cornered on riding bad takes. Funny how you’re keeping track of my looks like it’s your side hustle. Must be rough spending all day in people’s mentions while projecting your insecurities. Stay salty—it suits you

jan 12, 2025, 4:37 pm • 0 0 • view