BREAKING: TRUMP TO GRANT POSTHUMOUS PARDON TO LEE HARVEY OSWALD.
BREAKING: TRUMP TO GRANT POSTHUMOUS PARDON TO LEE HARVEY OSWALD.
Heβd only do that for a βdonation to his libraryβ aka a bribe.
At least we know Trump didn't kill JFK. He was 17, and had the money to travel to Dallas, so we know it's possible. But it's incredibly unlikely. Why? Because he would have missed. Because he fails at everything.