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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social

If Mike Johnson doesn't set off every bell in your creep alarm, you need a major reset – cuz it's fuckin' broken.

aug 29, 2025, 5:28 pm • 3,973 770

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funkyartlady.bsky.social @funkyartlady.bsky.social

He makes my skin crawl. Something very wrong with him.

aug 29, 2025, 8:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Coherent Light @coherentlight.bsky.social

In the closet pedophile... type vibes.

aug 29, 2025, 8:49 pm • 5 0 • view
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Epstein @genelisadaily.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/gene...

aug 29, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Epstein @genelisadaily.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=57WE...

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aug 29, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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notgoinback.bsky.social @notgoinback.bsky.social

Omg he screams it from a mile away.

aug 30, 2025, 10:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Canuck Chic 🇨🇦 @nursetc.bsky.social

GOP aka Gross Old Pedophiles! 🤮

aug 29, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lile @lilelile.bsky.social

He does. He was probably chosen for his soft “professor” looks and demeanor while you can only physically see the rotten insides through the bronchial sonars, colonoscopy and listener’s Eustachian tubes.

aug 29, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Midlands LikeMinded @midlandslikeminded.bsky.social

It’s more than creepy crawlies, truly disturbing, hairs standing up on the back of the neck feeling, shiver

aug 30, 2025, 2:48 am • 0 0 • view
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grammymae.bsky.social @grammymae.bsky.social

GAWD... THAT LITTLE MOSES EVEN MAKES ME FEEL CREEPY AND HE IS NOT NORMAL

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
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orangedeflector @orangedeflector.bsky.social

No shit Speaker Penis is a slithering snake crawling up the Great Orange Dope’s ass

aug 29, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Olde Luke @oldeluke.bsky.social

He's just such a sleazy mfckr.

aug 29, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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nurseforlife.bsky.social @nurseforlife.bsky.social

He’s a sleaze bag

aug 30, 2025, 1:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Coyote @coyotefromtexas.bsky.social

Right now, Mike's checking his son's online porn and vice versa.

aug 29, 2025, 5:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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Cathi B @grammacappy.bsky.social

Always..even before I knew him to be the sycophant that he is -everytime he spoke it felt like the old 70's car guy with the white belt and white shoes and light blue polyester pants and a combover. Slick...always trying to put one over on ya.

aug 29, 2025, 6:31 pm • 7 0 • view
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social

The smooooth calculated voice of Christian manipulator

aug 29, 2025, 6:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dave Cadaqu @spek-music.bsky.social

no question judas johnson is another religious pedophile

aug 30, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view
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lvnvrcd.bsky.social @lvnvrcd.bsky.social

Creepy af

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aug 29, 2025, 5:39 pm • 36 9 • view
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Angry Leshy @americanleshy.bsky.social

His Christianity is so fake, and he has a porn sharing app with his son.

aug 29, 2025, 7:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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Catherine @docspkfree.bsky.social

I’m good on seeing what little Mike is and I trust millions do too. He is so tiny he only does his propaganda with FOX FFS

aug 29, 2025, 5:49 pm • 2 1 • view
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mrtoads.bsky.social @mrtoads.bsky.social

Two words: basement dungeon.

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
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NorthernHawkOwl @northernhawkowl.bsky.social

Da Weasel

aug 30, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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J P R @jpr93.bsky.social

Micro Johnson As I often refer to him.

aug 30, 2025, 9:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Luci-Lu @obdami.bsky.social

Like if you were within 10 feet of him you would feel the need to take a shower.

aug 29, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Graham Jones @oldmanrambling.bsky.social

Let’s face it the whole thing is broken. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndh...

aug 30, 2025, 7:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

IMAGE OF MIKE JOHNSON WITH THE WORDS: JESUS WOULD HATE MIKE JOHNSON.
aug 29, 2025, 7:42 pm • 7 1 • view
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Joanne in Boston @vtgal.bsky.social

Mine freaks out whenever I see his smarmy face…and I absolutely refuse to listen to him…

aug 29, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lu 💙 @luful.bsky.social

No I felt it the first time I saw him on the news! A shiver went down my spine!

aug 29, 2025, 7:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Rachel Sipper @rachelsipperstudio.net

A Prince John–like caricature with golden skin, red crown jewels, and bright red glasses gazes sidelong, cloaked in gray and blue robes against a parchment-hued backdrop.
aug 29, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tbpmom @tbpmom.bsky.social

So creepy.

aug 29, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Antifa Annie @antifaannie.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ecoprairiepainter @ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social

Creep factor analysis = 10 on the Richter scale.

aug 29, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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smartypants 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌊🌈🐕⚾️📚🌻🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 @smartypants0218.bsky.social

What bothers me more than him being a creep is that his predilections are so tightly wrapped that we might never know what they all are. He just walks around creepy all the time, but no one knows the root of it.

aug 29, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social

Mike Johnson has more 'Skeletons in his Closet' than the Grateful Dead www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzvk...

aug 29, 2025, 5:53 pm • 11 1 • view
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Sydfish @sydfish.bsky.social

He's like a super perv. Women know.

aug 29, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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JustTheFacts 👊🇺🇸🔥 @maquisard2.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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💙Joani in the sky with cubic zirconia 💙 @greeneyedlady07.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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coolmama13.bsky.social @coolmama13.bsky.social

💯💯💯

aug 30, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
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BluDot @bludot3000.bsky.social

He definitely does. Most MAGA men do.

aug 30, 2025, 3:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Atticus Rising 🇺🇲🐎🩵 @atticusrising.bsky.social

Yeah... he smirks and giggles when he's hurting people (like passing the BBB).

aug 30, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
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larrymark212.bsky.social @larrymark212.bsky.social

Ditto JD Vance

aug 29, 2025, 7:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paula @paula228.bsky.social

RIGHT! He is a creepy hide behind the Bible man that probably likes men. A porn app? If that’s not creepy!

aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chief Optimus @chiefoptimus.bsky.social

BREAKING: wow who are the congressmen running Louisiana!? JFC they need the national guard ASAP!!!

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aug 29, 2025, 9:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Effing Grim @effinggrim.bsky.social

Mike Johnson is what a person who believes God gave him “dominion” over you and everyone else looks like.

aug 29, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lynn V of Perry @lynnvar.bsky.social

Seriously.😳

aug 30, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cookie Cole @cookiecole.bsky.social

Agree 💯

aug 29, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Robert N. Schlesinger @robertschlesinger.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 6:14 am • 0 0 • view
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sierranicole1426.bsky.social @sierranicole1426.bsky.social

Believe me Mike Johnson is in every page of those Epstein files so is Trump

aug 29, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marc Riggsbee @marcriggsbee.bsky.social

Follow me to see it’s not.

aug 29, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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dahchange321.bsky.social @dahchange321.bsky.social

That creepy religious phoney fuck set off the alarm when the pedophile first spoke Why the fuck Jeffries voted for the jerk Twice is fucken stupid

aug 29, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hilary Wollis @hilarywollis.bsky.social

… and his baby-voiced wife …

aug 31, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
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MimiRose62 @mimirose62.bsky.social

💯‼️

aug 29, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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dwheron.bsky.social @dwheron.bsky.social

Smary to the max.

aug 29, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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searingblueburn.bsky.social @searingblueburn.bsky.social

Getting alerts when your son is horny is so #Republican #Trumpstein #Pedophiles

aug 29, 2025, 6:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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NurseGenius @nursegenius1019.bsky.social

30 year career working with Court Committed Sex Offenders. He rates Extremely High on Creep-O- Meter.

aug 29, 2025, 6:41 pm • 21 1 • view
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🌵🌞 @daysonrick.bsky.social

Clues were there early. And often.

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aug 29, 2025, 7:55 pm • 8 1 • view
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Lynn V of Perry @lynnvar.bsky.social

Another weirdo.🤪

aug 30, 2025, 12:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Speechless @ingegeeb.bsky.social

Why on earth did they reel Tim Walz in on that one? It was landing really well! He should have leaned in harder.

aug 30, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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ZoZo @trylon.bsky.social

I always just want to smack that smirky fuckface.

aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Cornelius J Duckwork III @cornduck3.bsky.social

It’s always TLC o’clock with that little faux-Christian, pro-fiction toadie.

aug 29, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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cabanaboy.bsky.social @cabanaboy.bsky.social

In fact it rang bells I never knew I had

aug 30, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joseph Miller @yosef52.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
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mildenhal.bsky.social @mildenhal.bsky.social

Remember when you were a kid and you bought home a group of friends. When your grandpa was visiting and your grandpa said there something wrong with that kid. Where did you find him? That kid was Mike Johnson material. Broken from the start.

aug 30, 2025, 12:54 am • 5 0 • view
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npursuitofpeace.bsky.social @npursuitofpeace.bsky.social

So they're saying on Grindr (allegedly).

aug 30, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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FIGHT BACK DAMMIT! @notallme.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 5:53 pm • 10 0 • view
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jean.e.s 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇺🇲 @jeanies.bsky.social

Wow. Nailed it.

aug 29, 2025, 10:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Laura Lou @mamiern85.bsky.social

Generic genealogy on Mikey would definitely show a few of these in his ancestral lineage.

aug 29, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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lizlamb.bsky.social @lizlamb.bsky.social

There is something intensely disturbing about Johnson - it comes off him in waves!🤮🤮

aug 29, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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poodlerntracy.bsky.social @poodlerntracy.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael @michaelismad.bsky.social

Right, my God he's actually the creepiest of all!!!

aug 30, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bernie Colquhoun @bernardette.bsky.social

He’s the perfect sniveling little creep that would support the guy who wants to date his daughter.

aug 29, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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grant2c.bsky.social @grant2c.bsky.social

Flags, bells, whistles, sirens and NOW a bit of a hum.

aug 29, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social

Can we all agree that when/if (it's a mighty big if) the Trump years are catalogued by Ryan Murphy in #AHS, Johnson will be played with great gusto by Michael Emerson?

aug 29, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nanz Votes Blue 🌊 🇺🇸 💙 @nanzvotesblue.bsky.social

Pedos protecting pedos

aug 29, 2025, 9:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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🇨🇦 .:. AMF .:. 🇨🇦 @amf87.bsky.social

Why is he always trying to Jim Halpert at the camera, hiding a smirk as if America is Dwight and this is classic episode of the office where Jim pranks Dwight?

aug 29, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Resistance CO 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @theresistanceco.bsky.social

He definitely had some weird shit in his secret basement.

aug 29, 2025, 6:02 pm • 10 0 • view
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Tatertahts @tatertahts.bsky.social

You mean the 18 yo kid he adopted when he was 21? 😂

aug 30, 2025, 2:28 am • 2 0 • view
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renegadehamster.bsky.social @renegadehamster.bsky.social

Oh yeah from the very beginning.

aug 29, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Autoimmune Warrior ♀️ RA / LUPUS @insanemom04.bsky.social

No Words

aug 29, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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RBG’s Umbrella @zibilith.bsky.social

He and Stephen Miller make JD Vance seem like… Nope. I can’t. They’re all so fucking creepy.

aug 30, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Don't Ask, Won't Tell @melissawoodruff.bsky.social

Mike's Johnson is the grossest POS ever to draw breath. He is almost worse than Oranges.

aug 30, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view
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BleedingBlue🟧 🌊🌻 @jenjrbskb523.bsky.social

Sometimes it is, in fact, very easy & accurate to judge the book by its cover.

aug 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Margaret Newtown @magpie73.bsky.social

He gives me Fred Waterford vibes.

aug 29, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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StrikeNow @citizensstrike2025.bsky.social

A B S O F U C K I N G L U T E L Y 🚨EVERY 🚨TYPE 🚨OF 🚨ALARM 🚨GOES 🚨ON 🚨OVER 🚨FUCKING 🚨LOAD

aug 29, 2025, 8:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joanne @jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social

A deep dive into this creeps past is desperately needed. 🧐😠

aug 29, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bad Wendy 🟧 📎#Witchtifa @wendyweidman.bsky.social

I’ve been saying that the guy is a freak behind closed doors

aug 29, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vicki from Downeast @vickifromdowneast.bsky.social

Damaged beyond repair. #PEDOMIKEJOHNSON

aug 30, 2025, 9:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Sylvester P. Smythe @groundationmusic.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 1 • view
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Never51🇨🇦🦫🫎 @can59.bsky.social

He does.

aug 29, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Random Haiku @ccpegatron.bsky.social

He’s a fucking psychopath.

aug 29, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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karenwalz-kk62.bsky.social @karenwalz-kk62.bsky.social

There are many in the Kult, he is not the only one

aug 30, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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YokaiCafe @yokaicafe.bsky.social

Central casting for straight-to-DVD supervillain movies. His ability to stand out in that crowd, is... something.

aug 29, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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J.c. @oksir.bsky.social

He is who he is. He is a creepy man. I’m sure there is a bunch of skeletons in his closet. You could see just looking at them.

aug 30, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
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StLuGal @stlugal.bsky.social

I don't know precisely what skeletons are in that closet, but I'd bet it ain't empty.

aug 29, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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momofanangel.bsky.social @momofanangel.bsky.social

Jack, he sets off every alarm.

aug 29, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pablo @un5toppabl0.bsky.social

He does well with a working class pedophiles 🤍

Mike Johnsons district demographics
aug 29, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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doctahgee.bsky.social @doctahgee.bsky.social

Mine has already been broken by his boss

aug 29, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gallo @gallo678.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vickie Giannos @theycallmemolls.bsky.social

Word! 🎯🎯🎯

aug 29, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Canadian @canadiian.bsky.social

He makes my skin crawl 🤮😳

aug 30, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
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knox377.bsky.social @knox377.bsky.social

🎯

aug 29, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Felicite G @felicitegebbia.bsky.social

I'm in Louisiana, and he friggin terrifies me. I'm disabled and diabetic and I'm afraid he's going to kill me.

aug 29, 2025, 5:35 pm • 31 5 • view
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Maryanne Knight @maryanneknight.com

A legitimate fear. I hope you outlive him

aug 29, 2025, 5:59 pm • 22 0 • view
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fraziberry.bsky.social @fraziberry.bsky.social

Mine’s working fine. MJ is giving me major gay vibes. He should embrace who he is. Instead, he turns his self loathing on everyone else.

aug 29, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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JstReveln @jstrevelin.bsky.social

MAGA is a death cult led by a pedophile rapist. ICE is the new Gestapo. Miller is the new Joseph Goebbels, and RFK Jr is the new Dr Mengele. You now live in Nazi America. The question is what are you going to do about it?

aug 30, 2025, 3:24 am • 2 2 • view
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mindyann5.bsky.social @mindyann5.bsky.social

He is so freaking creepy! He gives me child rapist vibes.

aug 29, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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MRox @lmrox.bsky.social

That smiling smirk while he’s gushing out lie after lie is so disgusting

aug 29, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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SunSpirit455 @sunspirit455.bsky.social

Sorry. My creep alarm is broken. Too much input from Stephen Miller.

aug 29, 2025, 9:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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frankie-t66.bsky.social @frankie-t66.bsky.social

Is evasive/hiding tactics are so ingrained there is all kinds of mental and emotional disease there that he finds very entertaining

aug 29, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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reneedodson.bsky.social @reneedodson.bsky.social

Google The Missing Years From Mike Johnson’s Biography. His close associates who molested boys at a Christian school in Louisiana. After two deans were charged, he became the third dean. The molesters were the ones that groomed him. He currently lives in DC with a “pastor”.

aug 29, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Occam’s Shaving Butter @occamshavingbutter.bsky.social

Doc, ole Mikey wears the face of a guy you NEVER allow to change your baby daughter’s diaper. Johnson has the look of someone who wants to do this with a little too much passion.

aug 30, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 1 • view
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Jenai Huff @jenaihuff.bsky.social

He is creepy like chuckie the doll creepy

aug 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Love Will Win @relierlespoints.bsky.social

Don’t forget the nausea alarm.. Mike is creepy and slimy 🤢

aug 30, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brenda Carter @bcacar.bsky.social

Amen

aug 29, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social

Fucking pious twink freak

aug 29, 2025, 6:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Thrash'n'Trash @thashandtrash.bsky.social

I mean, yeah, his first and last names are both nicknames for shlong. What did you expect?

aug 29, 2025, 5:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catwanderz @catwanderz.bsky.social

My alarm caught fire and burned up over Steve Miller.

aug 30, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
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roseon1.bsky.social @roseon1.bsky.social

He gives me Little Boy Diddler vibes.

aug 29, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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MyxlP @myxlp.bsky.social

My dad would use “sheepish” to describe him. I’d add on a few other.

aug 29, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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MyxlP @myxlp.bsky.social

Keebler and elf being two of those.

aug 29, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sweetiesue1111 @sweetiesue1111.bsky.social

From the moment I first saw "just a picture" of him my fight or flight response instantly kicked in. I've never had that response to someone's picture before. He truly is evil incarnate hiding behind a thin religious veneer.

aug 30, 2025, 8:14 am • 0 0 • view
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spacecat39.bsky.social @spacecat39.bsky.social

Right? He's incredibly creepy.

aug 29, 2025, 6:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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pgregg @p-gregg.bsky.social

Please don't take this wrong. But I know 8n my heart revised a closeted gay man. Too bad he feels he can't live his truth.

aug 29, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lee-in-Iowa 💙 @lee-in-iowa.bsky.social

He’s Eddie Haskell all grown up.

aug 29, 2025, 11:25 pm • 9 0 • view
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Lynn V of Perry @lynnvar.bsky.social

Eddie was a jerk, but not a perv. This guy is slimy.😳

aug 30, 2025, 12:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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SFB @theonetruedoink.bsky.social

Henceforth known as Trump's Little Johnson.

aug 29, 2025, 7:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jean Krak @jeankrak.bsky.social

Since before the couch

aug 29, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jane D @jdinjc.bsky.social

He is a creepy little fuck

aug 29, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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drakezilla.bsky.social @drakezilla.bsky.social

Sets off my faggot alarm

aug 29, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adrian (GreenPower) @eversollae.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZ...

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 1 • view
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Joule727 @joule727.bsky.social

The loudest alarm: He will soon be our VP.

aug 30, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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TallyAnnaE ☮️🌊 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💙🦋 @tallyannae.bsky.social

Thank you! My skin crawls every time Mike Johnson comes up.

aug 29, 2025, 6:04 pm • 15 0 • view
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Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social

Guess who's 2 heart attacks away from being POTUS

aug 29, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kathryn Steele @katydid7722.bsky.social

He is the creepiest creep

aug 29, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bullets are CHEAP! @mcdonaldbucket.bsky.social

Evil Elfie

aug 29, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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highlandcoo2.bsky.social @highlandcoo2.bsky.social

👍👍

aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bryan Barber @bcbarber.bsky.social

over/under on number of dead hookers? I'm thinking more than one

aug 29, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gonzo @gonzonorthwest.bsky.social

Does the guy live at Epstein's Island 2.0? It's not like he has any documented assets of record in the US mainland.

aug 29, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hank @hankusmc.bsky.social

My creep alarm has melted down from the whole Looney Tunes act going on in Washington. We are living in probably the most dangerous times of our lives & just look how the US is being led: a drunken FOX personality as SecDef; a 14 year heroin addict with brain worm running Americas health; and Trump

aug 30, 2025, 10:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Dianne 👣 👣 @diannelou.bsky.social

the word DEVIANT comes to mind. I'd like to....can't say, damn it.

aug 29, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nanners @nanners3.bsky.social

💯

aug 29, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Christopher Knight LAT @knightlat.bsky.social

The closet kills.

aug 30, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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UNTRUTH UNSOCIAL @djtmintruth-parody.bsky.social

Like a creepy puppet in a horror movie.

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aug 30, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
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StaceyinAustin @oscuro-nube.bsky.social

Little sleazy prick.

aug 29, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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EarnedMySpurs💙 @plannedtheride.bsky.social

He looks just like the eye glass wearing perverted bible bangers that helped me decide I wanted to have nothing to do with religion when I was around 8 yrs old.

aug 29, 2025, 5:32 pm • 14 0 • view
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Dev @nativetsalagi.bsky.social

You nailed it! Yes!

aug 29, 2025, 6:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ifonlyadream @ifonly224.bsky.social

He absolutely does 💯 I scroll by posts that have his Pic, just too evil and creepy to look at....

aug 29, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Diane @losarcos59.bsky.social

One of the most recent Newsom press office tweets read: “Mike, addicted to Porn, Johnson” lol

aug 29, 2025, 7:00 pm • 12 1 • view
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Alison ~ Resist Dumpty & his FELONOCRACY… 🌊💙❄️🌊 @resistingalison.bsky.social

Omg, I’ve got to go see that! Savage.

aug 29, 2025, 7:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Diane @losarcos59.bsky.social

It’s priceless. Hahahahaha

aug 29, 2025, 7:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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💙💚Bowie Maroney 💙💚 @baxie71.bsky.social

😂 Savage.

aug 29, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Diane @losarcos59.bsky.social

😆

aug 29, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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rlnees.bsky.social @rlnees.bsky.social

Look at these project 2025 freaks they are inbred or something. Maybe if they came out of the closet like Thiel Peter their hypocrisy wouldn't show so easily. VOTE.

aug 30, 2025, 11:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Jason Cochran @jascochran.bsky.social

He’s dead behind the eyes.

aug 29, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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xartasst.bsky.social @xartasst.bsky.social

Mephistopheles

aug 29, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lamont Cranston @tlpcpa.bsky.social

ChatGPT, draw me a weasel in human form

aug 29, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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cchineman.bsky.social @cchineman.bsky.social

Everything about this man is creepy and dangerous. Like something Steven King created.

aug 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @spuddle8.bsky.social

Mike Johnson smells like goat. He is a satanic warning to mankind.

aug 29, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sybil Schwartzbach, LMT @greathands4you.bsky.social

He is not able to have Authenticity.

aug 29, 2025, 6:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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hopeisa4letterword.bsky.social @hopeisa4letterword.bsky.social

major creep alarm! that fuck!ng smug face.....I just want to punch him in the face so I don't have to look at it anymore!

aug 29, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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JTKirk @jtkirk420.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Justine 🫘 @justinebayarea.bsky.social

Fuckin A.

aug 30, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Coastal, Reality Based, Lifelong Dem. @caligator.bsky.social

Wow, can Dump really pick um. Out of some 218 GOP house sycophants, he found the weaselest, sniveling, fake christian, hypocritical, lying, shameless, mouse of a human to protect his slimy orange ass.

aug 29, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael Meister @michaelmeister.bsky.social

I had to put new batteries in my smarm alarm.

aug 29, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tuesday Afternoon @tuesday-afternoon.bsky.social

From Day 1, I was horribly creeped out by Mike Johnson. Born Again, Howdy Doody, Puppet, Fascist, Lap Dog Toady that has no place in our government...

aug 29, 2025, 10:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Riley @nmestewy.bsky.social

When I first heard that him and his son are signed up to an app that gives alerts when the other is jacking off I knew he was a FREAK.

aug 29, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Matador! The Matador! @vs-phd.bsky.social

A closeted gay man unable to leave his hateful cult.

aug 29, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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@Catbro24 &TarotCat @catbro24.bsky.social

Malignant dwarf with hairsprayed helmet hair. That smirk alone, the sly half-grin practically dares people to commit a misdemeanor.

aug 29, 2025, 5:33 pm • 6 0 • view
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Lynn V of Perry @lynnvar.bsky.social

Really. But I wouldn't waste a sandwich on him. It would have to be a rock.👍

aug 30, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sabai @darbrina.bsky.social

Absolutely 💯 %.

aug 29, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 @liz.sheshed.rocks

The vibe Mike Johnson gives.

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aug 29, 2025, 5:50 pm • 32 4 • view
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🕊️ ꗟ𝕦𝕤𝕖 ☮️ @bohemiangirl6.bsky.social

Exactly!!!

aug 29, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Angry Leshy @americanleshy.bsky.social

His Christianity is so fake, and he has a porn sharing app with his son.

aug 29, 2025, 7:16 pm • 17 1 • view
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Alison ~ Resist Dumpty & his FELONOCRACY… 🌊💙❄️🌊 @resistingalison.bsky.social

Yeah, their mutual porn monitoring is the number one creepy thing. Has he done something new?

aug 29, 2025, 7:18 pm • 9 0 • view
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Vincenzo @vincenzodon.bsky.social

When Mike was 27, he “adopted” a black son, then after he had his biological children, he basically acted like this never happened. If you read more about it, it’s extremely creepy.

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aug 30, 2025, 1:41 am • 3 1 • view
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Angry Leshy @americanleshy.bsky.social

Well his excuse for the porn sharing is his "Christianity" and his Christianity is obviously fake based on his behavior so you really have to wonder.

aug 29, 2025, 7:20 pm • 10 0 • view
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Ash4848 @ashbow.bsky.social

He is Christian by name only to hide who really is

aug 29, 2025, 11:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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jeffd735.bsky.social @jeffd735.bsky.social

Definitely has a dungeon with children in cages vibe.

aug 29, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Thoughtthingy @thoughtthingy.bsky.social

Agree! Creeper vibes to the max!

aug 29, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sam Broughton @smbrghtn.bsky.social

There’s too many Republicans who do that to count.

aug 29, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Solesteonfire @solesteonfire.bsky.social

I saw the purity ring documentary. It told me what I needed to know

aug 29, 2025, 7:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Zonker Harris @zonkerharris.bsky.social

That's the look that the serial murderer couple gives you just after inviting you to dinner.

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aug 29, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Magpie @pegdif58.bsky.social

N Creepy

aug 30, 2025, 9:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Barbara Mills @barbaramft.bsky.social

TRUTH!

aug 29, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr Lisa 🇰🇳🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈❤️🥳🧘🏽‍♀️🎸🏝💃🏽🛸 @xitter-refugee.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 5:54 pm • 23 4 • view
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Fuck this timeline @anonymousnow.bsky.social

Yep

aug 29, 2025, 6:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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❤️🤍💙 Lisa (SoldierGirl) @soldiergirl.bsky.social

He's not in my lane!!

aug 29, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Leefeller @leefeller.bsky.social

Johnson is not alone in setting my GOP or creep alarm.

aug 29, 2025, 8:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tracy G @tracyg9273.bsky.social

Did anyone check to see if Mike is on the Epstein List?

aug 30, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Citrine @citrine1111.bsky.social

I totally agree! When he comes on my skin hairs stand up!

aug 30, 2025, 7:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Lynn V of Perry @lynnvar.bsky.social

My stomach turns.🤢

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Contextmattered @contextmattered.bsky.social

I would put money on Lil Mike trying to have sex with a cat when he was a teenager.

aug 29, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Really William 🇺🇸🍀🇺🇦🐗💀🌹 @dharmadawg.bsky.social

Epstein.

aug 29, 2025, 8:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joanne Miller @joanniespeaks.bsky.social

Agreed

aug 31, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tanga @tangatoo.bsky.social

He triggered my creep alarm from the very beginning. I'm rarely wrong.

aug 30, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
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alfred-d-fuller.bsky.social @alfred-d-fuller.bsky.social

Where is his adopted son?

aug 29, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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gainesm.bsky.social @gainesm.bsky.social

100%

aug 29, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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donnalee73.bsky.social @donnalee73.bsky.social

i totally agee

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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WizardBeWitch @wizardbewitch.bsky.social

Without using any real profanity, he is at the very least very ignorant, and he and his leader would try to deport Jesus, who they would consider an immigrant, Jesus being a Hebrew

aug 29, 2025, 5:45 pm • 3 1 • view
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Clare @clar75.bsky.social

He's the definition of ICK.

aug 29, 2025, 7:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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KWilde @flowerchildob1.bsky.social

I'm an empath and intuitive and WHEWWWWW: sirens blaring on that guy, all.the.time.

aug 29, 2025, 6:08 pm • 10 0 • view
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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KWilde @flowerchildob1.bsky.social

YUP!🎯

aug 29, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social

Just so want to slap that face over and over.

aug 29, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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andreamartinatx.bsky.social @andreamartinatx.bsky.social

He gives off “I’ve got people locked in my basement” vibes

aug 29, 2025, 7:50 pm • 12 0 • view
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SportsFan 👀 🇺🇦 🌊 🫡🌈 @asportsfanattic.bsky.social

So this

aug 30, 2025, 2:13 am • 2 0 • view
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MadameDeFarge @sharoninflorida.bsky.social

That’s true of the entire administration. They ALL have cold crazy eyes.

aug 30, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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RevDoktor Alleycat @revdoktoralleycat.bsky.social

Mike Johnson is deep in the closet and thinks no one can see it. No straight man has hair that perfect.

aug 30, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Douglas McLean 🇨🇦 @duggiem.bsky.social

Amen

aug 30, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marsha @tac24.bsky.social

Truth!!

aug 30, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Fuck this timeline @anonymousnow.bsky.social

I bet Trump has Kompromat on that fkr too

aug 29, 2025, 6:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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Our Dystopian America Press @dystopianamerica.bsky.social

Just the public info on Moses Mike is scathing enough, so imagine how bad the secrets must be. Fundamentalist Christians are known for their weird kinks & criminal nature which is why Johnson is where he is now.

aug 29, 2025, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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penelopesmith.bsky.social @penelopesmith.bsky.social

These Republicans sure have such sick, creepy members, don't they.

aug 30, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Beausoleil @beausoleil202.bsky.social

It's past time to put that elf back on the shelf.

aug 29, 2025, 5:30 pm • 6 0 • view
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Churlayla 86.47 @churlayla.bsky.social

By shelf, you mean garbage disposal, right?

aug 29, 2025, 6:26 pm • 5 0 • view
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Alison ~ Resist Dumpty & his FELONOCRACY… 🌊💙❄️🌊 @resistingalison.bsky.social

I have a dirt nap list and he’s high on it

aug 29, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beausoleil @beausoleil202.bsky.social

Yea, but that doesn't rhyme. We can put Trump's proposal in the garbage disposal.

aug 29, 2025, 6:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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Democracy-Rising @demsrising.bsky.social

Stunning to hear him talk about how the crime in Chicago is out of control, when his own State is way woefully worse. Nazi propagandist

aug 29, 2025, 5:36 pm • 44 8 • view
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J.c. @oksir.bsky.social

His own state is way worse than Chicago. They never talk about his state because it’s useless except for New Orleans. Nobody does shit in that state.

aug 30, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Angry Leshy @americanleshy.bsky.social

His Christianity is so fake, and he has a porn sharing app with his son. He is deflecting from the crimes he has probably personally committed.

aug 29, 2025, 7:16 pm • 23 2 • view
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The corrupt CREEPs are in charge @ajaxatax.bsky.social

He also has weird and creepy relationship with a ward he adopted (but not legally) when he was in his early 20s and the kid was like 10 or something. When he needs to defelct from racism he sometimes brings out pics of his Black "son" he at the very least brainwashed into his controlling religion.

aug 30, 2025, 10:34 am • 5 0 • view
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Nsoke@bsky.social @nsoke.bsky.social

Yes he does, along with JD Vance and trump and Stephen Miller

aug 29, 2025, 6:21 pm • 11 0 • view
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bigbada.bsky.social @bigbada.bsky.social

“So Mike, do you masturbate while looking at your son’s penis, or only while thinking about your son’s penis?”

aug 29, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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benchance.bsky.social @benchance.bsky.social

Two things can be true at the same time.

aug 29, 2025, 5:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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dadude @ukwebfan.bsky.social

It's been over since worshipping a criminal rapist and comparing himself with Moses.

aug 29, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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seauursol.bsky.social @seauursol.bsky.social

YES HE DOES……

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Khaibitgfx @khaibitgfx.bsky.social

Makes one wonder where these people came from, they are almost like tailor made creeps from the bowels of hell. I'll give Trump credit, he's got a magic hand at finding the most vile human beings possible, like wtf?

aug 29, 2025, 5:49 pm • 10 2 • view
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Speechless @ingegeeb.bsky.social

He’s a magnet for depravity

aug 30, 2025, 2:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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thatKydd🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇪🇺 @firechief65.bsky.social

Is there really a porn monitoring app?

aug 29, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view