If Mike Johnson doesn't set off every bell in your creep alarm, you need a major reset – cuz it's fuckin' broken.
If Mike Johnson doesn't set off every bell in your creep alarm, you need a major reset – cuz it's fuckin' broken.
He makes my skin crawl. Something very wrong with him.
In the closet pedophile... type vibes.
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Omg he screams it from a mile away.
GOP aka Gross Old Pedophiles! 🤮
He does. He was probably chosen for his soft “professor” looks and demeanor while you can only physically see the rotten insides through the bronchial sonars, colonoscopy and listener’s Eustachian tubes.
It’s more than creepy crawlies, truly disturbing, hairs standing up on the back of the neck feeling, shiver
GAWD... THAT LITTLE MOSES EVEN MAKES ME FEEL CREEPY AND HE IS NOT NORMAL
No shit Speaker Penis is a slithering snake crawling up the Great Orange Dope’s ass
He's just such a sleazy mfckr.
He’s a sleaze bag
Right now, Mike's checking his son's online porn and vice versa.
Always..even before I knew him to be the sycophant that he is -everytime he spoke it felt like the old 70's car guy with the white belt and white shoes and light blue polyester pants and a combover. Slick...always trying to put one over on ya.
The smooooth calculated voice of Christian manipulator
no question judas johnson is another religious pedophile
His Christianity is so fake, and he has a porn sharing app with his son.
I’m good on seeing what little Mike is and I trust millions do too. He is so tiny he only does his propaganda with FOX FFS
Two words: basement dungeon.
Da Weasel
Micro Johnson As I often refer to him.
Like if you were within 10 feet of him you would feel the need to take a shower.
Let’s face it the whole thing is broken. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndh...
Mine freaks out whenever I see his smarmy face…and I absolutely refuse to listen to him…
No I felt it the first time I saw him on the news! A shiver went down my spine!
So creepy.
Creep factor analysis = 10 on the Richter scale.
What bothers me more than him being a creep is that his predilections are so tightly wrapped that we might never know what they all are. He just walks around creepy all the time, but no one knows the root of it.
Mike Johnson has more 'Skeletons in his Closet' than the Grateful Dead www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzvk...
He's like a super perv. Women know.
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He definitely does. Most MAGA men do.
Yeah... he smirks and giggles when he's hurting people (like passing the BBB).
Ditto JD Vance
RIGHT! He is a creepy hide behind the Bible man that probably likes men. A porn app? If that’s not creepy!
BREAKING: wow who are the congressmen running Louisiana!? JFC they need the national guard ASAP!!!
Mike Johnson is what a person who believes God gave him “dominion” over you and everyone else looks like.
Seriously.😳
Agree 💯
Believe me Mike Johnson is in every page of those Epstein files so is Trump
Follow me to see it’s not.
That creepy religious phoney fuck set off the alarm when the pedophile first spoke Why the fuck Jeffries voted for the jerk Twice is fucken stupid
… and his baby-voiced wife …
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Smary to the max.
Getting alerts when your son is horny is so #Republican #Trumpstein #Pedophiles
30 year career working with Court Committed Sex Offenders. He rates Extremely High on Creep-O- Meter.
Another weirdo.🤪
Why on earth did they reel Tim Walz in on that one? It was landing really well! He should have leaned in harder.
I always just want to smack that smirky fuckface.
It’s always TLC o’clock with that little faux-Christian, pro-fiction toadie.
In fact it rang bells I never knew I had
Remember when you were a kid and you bought home a group of friends. When your grandpa was visiting and your grandpa said there something wrong with that kid. Where did you find him? That kid was Mike Johnson material. Broken from the start.
So they're saying on Grindr (allegedly).
Wow. Nailed it.
Generic genealogy on Mikey would definitely show a few of these in his ancestral lineage.
There is something intensely disturbing about Johnson - it comes off him in waves!🤮🤮
Right, my God he's actually the creepiest of all!!!
He’s the perfect sniveling little creep that would support the guy who wants to date his daughter.
Flags, bells, whistles, sirens and NOW a bit of a hum.
Can we all agree that when/if (it's a mighty big if) the Trump years are catalogued by Ryan Murphy in #AHS, Johnson will be played with great gusto by Michael Emerson?
Pedos protecting pedos
Why is he always trying to Jim Halpert at the camera, hiding a smirk as if America is Dwight and this is classic episode of the office where Jim pranks Dwight?
He definitely had some weird shit in his secret basement.
You mean the 18 yo kid he adopted when he was 21? 😂
Oh yeah from the very beginning.
No Words
He and Stephen Miller make JD Vance seem like… Nope. I can’t. They’re all so fucking creepy.
Mike's Johnson is the grossest POS ever to draw breath. He is almost worse than Oranges.
Sometimes it is, in fact, very easy & accurate to judge the book by its cover.
He gives me Fred Waterford vibes.
A B S O F U C K I N G L U T E L Y 🚨EVERY 🚨TYPE 🚨OF 🚨ALARM 🚨GOES 🚨ON 🚨OVER 🚨FUCKING 🚨LOAD
A deep dive into this creeps past is desperately needed. 🧐😠
I’ve been saying that the guy is a freak behind closed doors
Damaged beyond repair. #PEDOMIKEJOHNSON
He does.
He’s a fucking psychopath.
There are many in the Kult, he is not the only one
Central casting for straight-to-DVD supervillain movies. His ability to stand out in that crowd, is... something.
He is who he is. He is a creepy man. I’m sure there is a bunch of skeletons in his closet. You could see just looking at them.
I don't know precisely what skeletons are in that closet, but I'd bet it ain't empty.
Jack, he sets off every alarm.
Mine has already been broken by his boss
Word! 🎯🎯🎯
He makes my skin crawl 🤮😳
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I'm in Louisiana, and he friggin terrifies me. I'm disabled and diabetic and I'm afraid he's going to kill me.
A legitimate fear. I hope you outlive him
Mine’s working fine. MJ is giving me major gay vibes. He should embrace who he is. Instead, he turns his self loathing on everyone else.
MAGA is a death cult led by a pedophile rapist. ICE is the new Gestapo. Miller is the new Joseph Goebbels, and RFK Jr is the new Dr Mengele. You now live in Nazi America. The question is what are you going to do about it?
He is so freaking creepy! He gives me child rapist vibes.
That smiling smirk while he’s gushing out lie after lie is so disgusting
Sorry. My creep alarm is broken. Too much input from Stephen Miller.
Is evasive/hiding tactics are so ingrained there is all kinds of mental and emotional disease there that he finds very entertaining
Google The Missing Years From Mike Johnson’s Biography. His close associates who molested boys at a Christian school in Louisiana. After two deans were charged, he became the third dean. The molesters were the ones that groomed him. He currently lives in DC with a “pastor”.
Doc, ole Mikey wears the face of a guy you NEVER allow to change your baby daughter’s diaper. Johnson has the look of someone who wants to do this with a little too much passion.
He is creepy like chuckie the doll creepy
Don’t forget the nausea alarm.. Mike is creepy and slimy 🤢
Amen
Fucking pious twink freak
I mean, yeah, his first and last names are both nicknames for shlong. What did you expect?
My alarm caught fire and burned up over Steve Miller.
He gives me Little Boy Diddler vibes.
My dad would use “sheepish” to describe him. I’d add on a few other.
Keebler and elf being two of those.
From the moment I first saw "just a picture" of him my fight or flight response instantly kicked in. I've never had that response to someone's picture before. He truly is evil incarnate hiding behind a thin religious veneer.
Right? He's incredibly creepy.
Please don't take this wrong. But I know 8n my heart revised a closeted gay man. Too bad he feels he can't live his truth.
He’s Eddie Haskell all grown up.
Eddie was a jerk, but not a perv. This guy is slimy.😳
Henceforth known as Trump's Little Johnson.
Since before the couch
He is a creepy little fuck
Sets off my faggot alarm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZ...
The loudest alarm: He will soon be our VP.
Thank you! My skin crawls every time Mike Johnson comes up.
Guess who's 2 heart attacks away from being POTUS
He is the creepiest creep
Evil Elfie
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over/under on number of dead hookers? I'm thinking more than one
Does the guy live at Epstein's Island 2.0? It's not like he has any documented assets of record in the US mainland.
My creep alarm has melted down from the whole Looney Tunes act going on in Washington. We are living in probably the most dangerous times of our lives & just look how the US is being led: a drunken FOX personality as SecDef; a 14 year heroin addict with brain worm running Americas health; and Trump
the word DEVIANT comes to mind. I'd like to....can't say, damn it.
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The closet kills.
Little sleazy prick.
He looks just like the eye glass wearing perverted bible bangers that helped me decide I wanted to have nothing to do with religion when I was around 8 yrs old.
You nailed it! Yes!
He absolutely does 💯 I scroll by posts that have his Pic, just too evil and creepy to look at....
One of the most recent Newsom press office tweets read: “Mike, addicted to Porn, Johnson” lol
Omg, I’ve got to go see that! Savage.
It’s priceless. Hahahahaha
😂 Savage.
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Look at these project 2025 freaks they are inbred or something. Maybe if they came out of the closet like Thiel Peter their hypocrisy wouldn't show so easily. VOTE.
He’s dead behind the eyes.
Mephistopheles
ChatGPT, draw me a weasel in human form
Everything about this man is creepy and dangerous. Like something Steven King created.
Mike Johnson smells like goat. He is a satanic warning to mankind.
He is not able to have Authenticity.
major creep alarm! that fuck!ng smug face.....I just want to punch him in the face so I don't have to look at it anymore!
Fuckin A.
Wow, can Dump really pick um. Out of some 218 GOP house sycophants, he found the weaselest, sniveling, fake christian, hypocritical, lying, shameless, mouse of a human to protect his slimy orange ass.
I had to put new batteries in my smarm alarm.
From Day 1, I was horribly creeped out by Mike Johnson. Born Again, Howdy Doody, Puppet, Fascist, Lap Dog Toady that has no place in our government...
When I first heard that him and his son are signed up to an app that gives alerts when the other is jacking off I knew he was a FREAK.
A closeted gay man unable to leave his hateful cult.
Malignant dwarf with hairsprayed helmet hair. That smirk alone, the sly half-grin practically dares people to commit a misdemeanor.
Really. But I wouldn't waste a sandwich on him. It would have to be a rock.👍
Absolutely 💯 %.
Exactly!!!
His Christianity is so fake, and he has a porn sharing app with his son.
Yeah, their mutual porn monitoring is the number one creepy thing. Has he done something new?
When Mike was 27, he “adopted” a black son, then after he had his biological children, he basically acted like this never happened. If you read more about it, it’s extremely creepy.
Well his excuse for the porn sharing is his "Christianity" and his Christianity is obviously fake based on his behavior so you really have to wonder.
He is Christian by name only to hide who really is
Definitely has a dungeon with children in cages vibe.
Agree! Creeper vibes to the max!
There’s too many Republicans who do that to count.
I saw the purity ring documentary. It told me what I needed to know
That's the look that the serial murderer couple gives you just after inviting you to dinner.
N Creepy
TRUTH!
Yep
He's not in my lane!!
Johnson is not alone in setting my GOP or creep alarm.
Did anyone check to see if Mike is on the Epstein List?
I totally agree! When he comes on my skin hairs stand up!
My stomach turns.🤢
I would put money on Lil Mike trying to have sex with a cat when he was a teenager.
Epstein.
Agreed
He triggered my creep alarm from the very beginning. I'm rarely wrong.
Where is his adopted son?
100%
i totally agee
Without using any real profanity, he is at the very least very ignorant, and he and his leader would try to deport Jesus, who they would consider an immigrant, Jesus being a Hebrew
He's the definition of ICK.
I'm an empath and intuitive and WHEWWWWW: sirens blaring on that guy, all.the.time.
YUP!🎯
Just so want to slap that face over and over.
He gives off “I’ve got people locked in my basement” vibes
So this
That’s true of the entire administration. They ALL have cold crazy eyes.
Mike Johnson is deep in the closet and thinks no one can see it. No straight man has hair that perfect.
Amen
Truth!!
I bet Trump has Kompromat on that fkr too
Just the public info on Moses Mike is scathing enough, so imagine how bad the secrets must be. Fundamentalist Christians are known for their weird kinks & criminal nature which is why Johnson is where he is now.
These Republicans sure have such sick, creepy members, don't they.
It's past time to put that elf back on the shelf.
By shelf, you mean garbage disposal, right?
I have a dirt nap list and he’s high on it
Yea, but that doesn't rhyme. We can put Trump's proposal in the garbage disposal.
Stunning to hear him talk about how the crime in Chicago is out of control, when his own State is way woefully worse. Nazi propagandist
His own state is way worse than Chicago. They never talk about his state because it’s useless except for New Orleans. Nobody does shit in that state.
His Christianity is so fake, and he has a porn sharing app with his son. He is deflecting from the crimes he has probably personally committed.
He also has weird and creepy relationship with a ward he adopted (but not legally) when he was in his early 20s and the kid was like 10 or something. When he needs to defelct from racism he sometimes brings out pics of his Black "son" he at the very least brainwashed into his controlling religion.
Yes he does, along with JD Vance and trump and Stephen Miller
“So Mike, do you masturbate while looking at your son’s penis, or only while thinking about your son’s penis?”
Two things can be true at the same time.
It's been over since worshipping a criminal rapist and comparing himself with Moses.
Makes one wonder where these people came from, they are almost like tailor made creeps from the bowels of hell. I'll give Trump credit, he's got a magic hand at finding the most vile human beings possible, like wtf?
He’s a magnet for depravity
Is there really a porn monitoring app?