Finally a plan to return English to what it was always supposed to be: French.

They're called the Royal Family and the late Queen was a very committed cousin to her husband.

it's weird how "hyper british" just means "copying the french a little more" (alt text maybe?)

Bleedover from Zach spending time learning French.

Bleed over from England being intimately intertwined with France for most of its history

RETOVR

#Alt4you Text reading: Handwritten line: I order longer when I eouncter a younger grocer. Corrected with red pen to: I ourd-re loung-re when I enocoun-untre a youungre groucere Caption: New orthography proposal: hyper-british spelling (extra hyphens so it works correctly with screen readers)

"how to make spelling jokes work with screen readers" does sound like a particular challenge There's no phonetic reading that wouldn't on some level miss or distort the joke. I don't think we have to consider it "ableist" for some humor to be medium-specific. That's taking a good idea too far.

I had to learn this so pokémon names would be rendered correctly and by Arceus I'm going to use it!

Fun facts: - British spelling emerged when the English stole all the vowels from Wales in the 13th century. - Americans boycotted imported "U" after the Boston "T" Party and it stuck. - Canada's domestic "A" supply is so large Canadians can inexpensively put them on the end of sentences.

Our [us] movie theater has a big sign which says "[town name] Towne Centre Cinema" which we always spell as "[town name]e Towne Centre Cinemae"

Reminds me of Rouxls Kaard from Deltarune deltarune.fandom.com/wiki/Rouxls_...

You should be sent to gaol. 😉

Gah-ol?!

It is the traditional British spelling of "jail".

It was a joke

Careful. Once you resolve the last parenthetical, you're left with deconstructed Britain - Angles, Saxons, Celts, Romans, and ex-colonials from the Subcontinent.