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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social

I do not believe that the Roman Catholic Church recognizes the doctrine of "too many minutes of bells".

may 8, 2025, 4:46 pm • 93 10

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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social

Mo' bells, mo' smells

may 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beanstalk @beanstalksagain.bsky.social

We are just lucky that all the air is not entirely incense right now

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Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social

That’s a heresy.

may 8, 2025, 6:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Erik “WHERE’S MY SANDWICH” Michaelsen @eriknmichaelsen.bsky.social

Well, there is a doctrine of: “The Kazoos of Methuselah”, which I believe, comes after the ringing of the bells, but before the: “The Xylophone of St. Matthew”, and “Holy Drum Solo of St. Bonham”.

may 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social

100% Correct. We invented "more cowbell."

may 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 44 4 • view
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rebound @tehrebound.bsky.social

We've got a collective fever. And the only prescription. Is more church bells.

may 8, 2025, 4:51 pm • 6 0 • view
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Sean McKeown @sifuabs.bsky.social

Hark how the bells So many bells MORE FUCKING BELLS

may 8, 2025, 4:52 pm • 4 0 • view