I love how everyone just accepts it and moves 😭 "Make way!!" Lol

bard life

youtube.com/shorts/2GmjG.... White privilege (for ducks): When your owner is white, life is easier. That's what I've noticed; the darker you are, the more ruthless you are to others that are darker than you are. Think of how Italians, Hispanics, and Dominicans treat blacks vs Irish people.

Thanks for the so very needed laugh!

Glad to help with the laugh. 😁

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Cool!

This is maga t-rump nutters.

Lol. Happy people. Happy geese. Try that with our Canada Goose!! It would look much different! I hear blood curdling screams! 😆😆😆

I agree! I’ve been chased around parks all my life. And it’s hard to dodge the green poop!

If it is at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis Tennessee, they do that every day. They get a new group of ducks every couple months and every day they walk from their pond to their indoor pond at the Peabody. I would love to see it in person.

Uhm, they're geese and it's Valkenburg in the Netherlands. This is the Peabody Hotel duck march. youtu.be/O7ofs31f6Co?...

This immediately brought to my mind the famous Peabody Ducks in Memphis! Every morning they are taken from the roof of the famous Peabody Hotel down the elevator, where they happily march to their fountain in the lobby! www.tiktok.com/@ambers862/v...

That was my first thought too.

Same here

That was probably my favorite part of a family trip to Memphis years ago - my dad wanted to see Mud Island - the ducks were soooo much better!

Best parade ever

I needed this today,TY❤️🥰

The Saints! Why can't this be my job?!!?

Pied Piper of geese?

Parading in the parade in style.🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

This is literally what we were put on this earth to do

The world needs more of this than...well...

That’s the ONLY kind of goose stepping that we like! From real geese!! Love 💗

You're right because life is all about seriousness, that's why you can seen they all achieved one goal in return ❤️

This is the geese parade in Valkenburg, The Netherlands. And as a bonus answer, have an article about "Best Goose and Duck Parades in Europe" 😁 trendingtravel.org/best-goose-a...

How did I live this long (more than 6 decades) and I've NEVER seen a goose parade before?

😂 ... it was all building up to this very moment.

This has made my day.

That there are enough water foul related parades of such quality as to prompt an article to rank them is just.... so wonderful.

😁😁😁

A very heartfelt thank you for both of these answers.

You're so very welcome! 🦆

If anyone needed a reason to move to Europe, this is it

[chuckles]

😊

Love this! Animals are such amazing beings.

Too bad we grew thumbs.

It's a parade that happens 3 times a day in Munich Germany during nice weather. Sometimes the geese even sing along.

Maybe trump can get them for his next parade; certainly seem more than interested in “marching”🤔

Hahaha

Amazing 🤩

Still more impressive than Trump's birthday parade.

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Same thought🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump is a British word for a bum burp.

Was about to say the same thing 🤣

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LOL! 👍👍👍🤣👍👍👍

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Uh-oh. They’re goose-stepping!

We like to do whimsical things in Zuid-Limburg

Normal in Denmark.

Eh, not that normal in Denmark. But yes, we do have daily parades ranging from marching bands to few-people-bands….

That is so great

@ixaros-dad.bsky.social 🧡

Used to do this all over Europe and the UK. Geese and turkeys too. My niece now has ducks marching into her garden in Norfolk to use her pond and marches them out in a row too, to a bigger one! penandpension.com/2018/12/12/t...

We need more bizarre like this in our lives.

"Oh, I lead a goose parade on Sundays, what do you do?"

Very bizarre, and absolutely excellent!

Of course it is the Netherlands. Sometimes I go to sleep at night and hope I wake up living in the Netherlands. One can dream!

On this timeline... 90 years ago, not so much.

Yep.

Don’t! It looks more fun than it actually is! Except for the geese ;)

You should read this book, Katarina

💙Thank you! I will check it out. We've been watching a lot of YT videos by a channel called Not Just Bikes and it is interesting the way the Netherlands approaches cities, towns and infrastructure.

That can nether happen, but we can all hope.

Same

These are two Fae Persons on a stroll with their gaggle of pet geese.

They don't even look real... they are PERFECTLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY😉💙🌊👍🏻

Make way! Everyone please make way!

What kind of magic made those gooses not attack everything around them?

"Why are we following this stoopid hooman?" "Too keep the rest of them from eating us." "OH!"

Agree. 👍

Notice how often videos of animals make us happy???

Animals are trained to be comedy actors from early years

Well, it's geese marching in their own parade. What's the problem?

The older people use to say “You better get your ducks in a row” now this metaphor has come to fruition.🤣

Gotta love the Dutch...

The goose parade Netherlands. www.youtube.com/shorts/hWRqk...

Thank you so much for this information about this post It was driving me crazy trying to figure it out

It had to be the Dutch😂

(Thank you)

Here I was thinking the Canadians had finally activated their elite crack flying squad in light of America’s threats to their sovereignty

We're going to have to pay for that twerp for decades.

It's a fun parade but it worries me that they are all "goosestepping"!

Goddamn Goose Steppers...

Valkenburg, Netherlands.

That was my second guess, first being Germany 😅 The Rathaus am Marienplatz area was wildly entertaining every day I was in Munich as an exchange student

Munich is always good value - for example the Krampuslauf (Krampus run) is a great event in the run-up to Christmas.

Krampuslauf is a scary Christmas goblin right? If he’s running - so is every kid or goose in his way!

To be fair, the Krampuses don't so much run as amble along, jingle their clanking, dissonant bells... and yes, pretend to beat all the children.

You've seen 'run of the bulls, now you've seen 'march of the geese'.

There is so much to regret about living in America in 2025, but the last thing I needed in my life and mind was further regret, that we don't even have proper goose parades.

Winning post of the hour!

You won the entire DAY as far as I'm concerned.

Now that’s a parade.

Does ducks are huge

That would be the Helsingør Duck Parade in Denmark trendingtravel.org/best-goose-a...

Oh, now them being repeatedly voted the happiest nation in Europe is making sense (that and you know a functional government, and delicious pastries).

It just makes me happy to watch.

Delightful! Thanks👍

Reminds me of the I think ducks marched thru the hotel lobby every day.

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I’m Dutch and this is all over Facebook as ‘typical Dutch.’ But I’ve never heard of this in real life. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It happens daily in Valkenburg.

No, that's not true. It's theater. They (the geese and the drum major) can be hired for parties and festivals. Perhaps they've performed in Valkenburg once or twice. But it's certainly not a daily occurrence. (I've been to Valkenburg many times, but haven't seen any of this.) 🙂

Then the article I read (can't find it again, although apparently the AI did because it says it's daily) was wrong.

This is their website: www.ganzenfanfare.nl/Index_EN.html I saw they’ve been to Valkenburg at New Years Eve.

I believe you. I just saw an article that was wrong.

I am Dutch and this is typical Dutch because we are very good at abusing farm animals. Cows, pigs, chickens, goats, ducks; you name it - we do it better and on a bigger scale than anyone else. In this case: Leave those geese alone. They are not yours to abuse for entertainment. Vile humans.

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How adorable.

Sweetest parade I've ever seen!❤️

Trump lacks qualities most people look up to. He has no class, charm, coolness, credibility, compassion, wit, warmth, wisdom, subtlety, sensitivity, self awareness, humility, honor or grace. That’s why he’s always been jealous of President Obama bc he had ALL of them

A 'Pied Piper' moment...

😂😂😂👌🏻

Where we goin?

PETA rn

Oh the flurry and scurry this bit of fun would cause in parts of America! We really need to embrace more innocent silliness.

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What the rest of the world does under sane leadership 🧌👍👏❤️❤️

Goose #5 hella vibing

Valkenburg goose parade in the netherlands

Awesome!!!

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I want to live in a place where this is a regular occurrence. 😊

We all need days when we have nothing better to do than stuff like this.

Love this!

No way that is real.

This is in Coevorden in the Netherlands. It's called "Ganzenmarkt" (Goose Market), a local festival. And it has a "goose parade" So yeah, this is real! :)

A bit of searching and it is apparently a daily event in Valkenburg in The Netherlands. Lots of videos on the web about it, different costumes but I guess the same geese so they learn to match in step.

Also in Coevorden in the Netherlands. it's Called Ganzenmarkt (Goose Market), a local festival. With goose parades!

Is the hotel in Memphis? They do some amazing duck parade like this every day. I was there 30 years ago.

Don't think they march them down the street, just from the roof to the lobby. I've seen it, too - lots of fun, especially for the kids!

Ahh yes - that’s right Memories

Great! Where took it place?

In the Netherlands!

Reminds me of this 🥺

Goose stepping.

Oh dear, why am I think MAGAts right now….🤷‍♀️

Looks like the Republican ducks waddling after the orange clown

The geese I can believe but the one in the red skirt? Definitely AI.

Still better drill than the US Army marching at tRumpfs birthday parade. 🙄😆

Yeah its a fighting army if you want a fascist parade army maybe try Moscow or Pyongyang. I know the kind of army I prefer to have.

www.youtube.com/shorts/JhGmE...

Yeah, the 82nd Airborne, with their superb drill and military bearing is obviously, according to you, not part of a 'fighting army.' www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v4O...

There was nothing wrong with their drill either

The review was accorded the respect it deserved. Hooah

Because they didn't even try to placate the orange fuhrer.

Smart mother, ushering her child away from the pied piper at the start of the video.

wtf !

Saw this yesterday, accidentally lost it (hit refresh and couldn't find it again) and found it due to new friend's repost Huzzah! Hubby got to see it, too!

Memphis Check out this video from this search, peabody ducks video g.co/kgs/QUbYMdY

Every day, they march from their penthouse elevator to the lobby fountain in the morning and back again in the evening

Thank you, in a world that is full of hate we need more matching bird bands

I have once seen them randomly in the Dutch theme park Efteling. Was laughing my ass off at how awesome the geese were 😍😂

They’re attempting to create one of the top 10 most Europey shorts on social media for 2025.

Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

Those geese are huge!

I DEMAND MORE GOOSE PARADES!

That's so awesome!

it's a parade!!

Is this where the term "goose stepping"originated?

If I had known that this was a career choice, I would have enrolled in the goose-leader program a long time ago.

It's never too late to make your dreams come true ✨

Career choice indeed - this is what universal healthcare can generate.

Right? Nobody ever tells you about the really great careers.

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I should have gone and worked for an ice cream degree Like Ben and Jerry

Chris Ballard does, in the book "The Butterfly Hunter: Adventures of People Who Found Their True Calling Way Off the Beaten Path"

sounds interesting might give it a try 🫡

It’s called an invading army.

They are all synchronized too

Why do I think that must be in the Nederlands

The marching of the ducks. 😊

I know, without any doubt whatsoever, this is and will be the best thing I have seen or will see all week.

PAPERS PLEASE. I AM WITH ICE. DO YOU HAVE A PROPER PERMIT FOR THIS DEMONSTRATION?

Thank gooseness they aren’t in Amuuuurica, or it would be cooked goose for sure.

Thats only in places with migrants from haiti, like Springfield, Ohio. Americans wouldnt do that to their local park pets

Springfield embrace their Haiti immigrants. Hard works & grateful what more white breads should realize & feel!

But its not reapectful to eat the geese from the park and citizens pets

Once their done with the immigrants - they will move on to you

GREAT meme. Where's little Davey and his s; slingshot when you really need him? terrytrueman.com

They don’t look American!

Where is this? Who has a goose parade?

Amazing 🤩

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That's pretty wonderful

They sure have their ducks in a row!

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The best ever.

Finally, a goose stepping video I won’t be ashamed to share!!

What!!?!!!! I love this!!!!!!!

maybe they're marching them off to the foie gras festival

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The geese were stepping in unison!

Other countries have the most fun!

Safe

I love this!

Joy. You saw Joy.

There's no way I wouldn't have ended up in those Pide Piper's line. 🥰 " Oh when the ducks come marching in. 🦆"

That's so cute 😍

I love it!

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I hope this is real! 😍

The only socially acceptable way to goose step.

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It's called slow geese.

Clearly the Saints are marching in. Silly goose.

😆 best answer

This nourishes the soul and makes me realise that no matter how crap the world is, people and animals will always be able to make a little tear of joy stumble down your cheek! 🥰

#MarchingBand gets into some people's souls. 😁

@goose-band.bsky.social ❤️

They have to work on their goosesteps! Pun intended - this is cute! 🤭

The only goosestep I can support in good conscience...

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So wonderfully weird. 🦆 🦆

😭

Much prefer this to the original Pied Piper fairy tale.

Just heard they got tariffed,and now they’re off to war

One of the best videos that I have ever seen! 😍

Get your ducks in a row!

Thanks!

It's the Geeseparade in Valkenburg, Netherlands. Here's the original TikTok.

Not something like this?

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Gary Larson is a freaking genius.

If often wondered what he retired FROM. His job looked like enormous fun to me.

Goose Parade in Valkenburg: A Unique Dutch Tradition The Netherlands, particularly the town of Valkenburg, is known for its goose parades.

The only goose stepping that I’m comfortable with.

lol. Love it. Looks like your normal, everyday goose parade lol.

😊

Those two are living their best lives with their honking velociraptors.

Nothing beats this. EVER. 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Made me smile. Made my 93 year- old mother laugh. Truly, it was the best thing, ever. Grateful to you.

BEST THING *I’VE* SEEN ALL DAY, too - on or off *social media*! NEEDED THAT! Thank you! 🩷🩷🩷

Hard to be cranky watching that... #haveitonautoplay

Lol! Why, it's the infamous Geese Parade of course!

It’s a goose parade!!

Me when I goose-step

😁 and of course it's the Netherlands 🇳🇱 💛🌷

And of course most Dutch people now nothing about it. 😆 (I see this often on FB represented as ‘typical Dutch.’ But I’ve never heard of it in real life!)

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social if Virginia Tech doesn't do this to enter sandman this year, are they even trying?

A moment of peace 😀

Excellent!!!! 😂 "When the saints go marching in."

Ok, this is the best thing i have ever seen

Look at the children watching!😊

Omg!!! Too cute!!!

Belgium or the Netherlands 👍

Germany

Nope, Dutch words on the shops. Like in the end. #Slager (Butcher)

Then a shared tradition as it’s commonplace in Germany.

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It looks like "The Peabody Ducks March"

This was the last thing I expected to see scrolling through here. Didn’t ask for it, but I’m glad I got it

Efteling 😁

I will never not like this video!

Waddles with wattles.

So awesome. Thanks for sharing. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

made me smile !

On the way to next Trump cabinet meeting.

Superb!

This is the only time it is acceptable to waddle while you march.

My first thought was .. gotta be Scotland.

The Goose March in the Netherlands.

I agree. What fun!

I love it

The Goon Space Guild in EVE Echoes AKA (Toilet EVE) was Gooseflock Featheration, and we were dedicated to running chuds and Nazis out of the game. So a goose remains my spirit animal. Honk!

This reminds me of the red carpet duck walk in the Peabody hotel Memphis TN.

whaaat?? :)

It's Euro fun with ancient fables, I love it.

Maybe, just maybe, north American geese would chill out a bit if we threw them a parade every now and then? Idk, might work

I love me some Pied Piper action.

Goose stepping.

The good kind!

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Love it.