I knew it, they are not from earth.

You bet

The first rule of turtle fight club is .. come on, say it.

Oh! Thats freaky! What are they planning, do you suppose?

To take over the world!

That might take the turtles ... a long, slow while.

“I move for a vote of no confidence!”

The two-legged, self-important, easily-misled, monsters are self-imploding, we need a plan to clean up their mess.

This feels like a public viewing more than a meeting 😂😂

The two in the middle are Flo & Eddie. #iykyk

Fascinating

Did Tolkien ever write about when the turtles finally decided to defend democracy and push back against fascism? "We march at dawn! We'll be there by sunset!"

Yes we did!🤗

Vulcans call it Pon Farr

soldier turtles they are in formation

Dems meeting to discuss resistance?

So basically it’s another monday for them, gearing up for midterms or pushing back on the agenda 😊

Look at the two in the middle. That's not a meeting. That's turtle Bonnie Blue.

I always need a turtle meeting - slow but highly productive

Are you a turtle?

Maybe a wedding?

AI has ruined everything

This isn't a meeting. It's a SUMMONING 🪄

Gamera, Friend to All Children! My favorite Godzilla character!

ninja meeting

From my walk yesterday

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEU...

www.YouTube.com/watchv=6ztmHcQTYHo&list=RD6ztmHcQTYHo&start_radio=1

Lol, I have that album. The result of a misspent youth with a Columbia Record of the month membership.

It's ok, we all had one at least for the introductory offer.

But did you cancel in time after receiving your 17 free albums??? 😂😂😂

Oh no. Before Music Millenium opened in Portland OR & I was old enough to drive to Portland & go there with friends, the selection I could find in small town Oregon was sparce. Columbia House filled a need. Music Millenium is still going strong; Columbia House is all gone.

That’s great to hear! 🎤🎵

Perfection!

I was today years old when I found out that there were not only Beatles and Monkeys, but also Turtles. Now I can’t help but wonder, what other animals were there that I missed? (‘83 here)

The animals, obviously a mixed species band.

Stray Cats

The Byrds, an influential folk rock group in the 1960s and 1970s.

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

I think... you might have won the internet this year!

NOTICE IT IS CIRCULAR NOT 'Headed' from the top How amazing to actually see this in real time [unless i am fooled by AI :-)

Are they dogging?

Planning to conquer the world.

That's really cool. I wonder what the turtles in the middle have done and what their sentence will be?

🎶🎵"So happy together!" 🎶

Genius!

That looks like fight club

It's training day at Donatello's Dojo

look at how symetrical that circle is! interesting.

The circle of life?

Damn, that looks serious.

Fight!

I'm assuming it's live porn but the 2 aren't mutually exclusive. Turtles go hard.

Uh, I think that's turtle bukaki

.......

Sex Ed class has changed!

I always knew turtles would plotting Against us.

If you jump right in the middle, a Korok pops out #yahaha

Just missing a wise rat.

😳

Maybe its a Wedding :) thanks nice pic

Time for the trust fall!

Whoa

I think you misspelled "mating"

I think they're getting a birds and bees demonstration. 🫣

Maybe they are plotting Rumps demise...one can hope

It wouldn’t be the first time that Turtle saved all of mankind. Ref: Anishinaabe creation story.

Interesting! Now I'll have to read more. Thanks 👍🏽

I think we stumbled upon the Green Light District of EverPond!

First rule is you never talk about it.

Damn! A turtle conspiracy!

Cool!

💕💕💕

I know a gang bang when I see one.

Turtle train. Choo choo.

Have you heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics that appeared a few years before the animated series (1987-1996) this were mature content that has bloody or brutal violence came out in 1984 originally in black & white but later in color and had some panels in the 1990 live-action movie.

Of course! The turtles met them in their multiverse episode, too. Which came out yearsss before any other multiverse show or movie.

Holidays at Mitch McConnells house.

It looks like a ceremony.

I’ve never been to a turtles meeting. Lol

Never seen that before and don't think I'll ever see it again.

"We strike at midnight! The humans won't know what bit them!"

What exactly is happening here?!

The question is what are they planning?

I knew that this would happen, thanks Trump, Putin.. our Turtle Over-Lords are about to make their move

I'll take their leadership over what's we've got

Master 🙇🏼‍♀️

Then you must be there master lol 😂

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I knew that this would happen, thanks Trump, Putin.. our Turtle Over-Lords are about to make their move

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Now they just need someone to make them all itty bitty Eyes Wide Shut masks.

I want to know what they’re plotting! No, wait—just deport them ALL!

Ok, what's going on there?

Yes, they are gathering underwater to keep it secret to discuss ‘what the hell is going on in America?!🤣😂

If they're all learning ninja skills, we're screwed....

I know where they got the idea from.

You bet your sweet ass I am.

We all know what's about to happen...

This is crazy - the world is still amazing.

It’s a shell game. Ba dum tssch

That looks like a turtle-y Eyes Wide Shut moment you stumbled on there

turtle porn.. they're wifi is down i guess.

What in heaven's name do you think they were honoring?

Wow!

Wait wait wait…. Am I seeing this correctly?? 😯

To me it looks like they all emerged from a portal. It's a tortal portal.

That’s pretty good 😂

Turtle beltane ritual…in August🤭

It’s Beltane somewhere! Haha

That's what I saw. Consummating a marriage in front of the fam.

Hey! I see you New Mexico… I’m here too! Haha

Fits in with the Knights of the Round Table vibe. That's the king, having sex with your new wife while you sit in the cuck chair and watch, along with your extended family!

🤘🏻that so metal 🤣

Exactly.

I'm sure they're talking about us behind our collective backs...

♥️♥️♥️

What happens at fight club stays at fight club.

They're planning something!

So that's who's been making the crop circles! 🐢😱

Haha, assemble the council!

What are they plotting???

Wow, is it a square dance?

OMG! How cool! 😎

Man that’s ominous!

Haha! That isn’t a meeting.

Collectively those turtles have more intelligence than the entire Republican party

Wow! 🤩

What in the shell-optional snapper sex-party Turtle freakoff? … lol Think they know Diddy?

Wait...are they all watching the two in the middle get it on?

Having shell and tell.

❤️

They're like watching their new king and queen consummate their nuptials. 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣👍🏾. Beautiful 🤩

Turtles practicing their drum-line routine. 🐢🐢🐢

a humping exhibition?? A 'how-to' meeting you mean?

That is clearly a fae trap 😂.

Turtle seance!

What the…

Shocking if real!! But oh what an image for the imagination!

Making a new Pistachio commercial?

Looks like a turtle strip club

Turtle intervention?!

They made a perfect circle. ⭕️

A mixed martial arts bout - I wonder how much they had to shell out for tickets…🤔

Looks like a turtle wedding with witnesses

Junior high school turtles at a schoolyard scuffle.

It looks to me like its baby making time. His harem has arrived.

That can't possibly be good ..

WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING

A conclave 🐢

Behold, dog.

This looks like some kind of Eyes Wide Shut kinda shit.

lol I posted this too and was not ready for how many others did

Shells Wide Shut.

I love how people can instantaneously saw it. "I'll redeem him!" 🎭

Me need sleep cause me hallucinate weird grammar. Here's a tidbit : I caught my teacher short when we studied the movie at uni, because she wondered why the taxi was talking about "doody" and its psychoanalytic significance. (It's "off duty", mam)

Or it’s slang for shit

The taxi refuses Tom Cruise when he's running from his stalker at night ("Off duty"). But he has a New York accent, so it sounds like "off doody". No shitting involved. youtu.be/37yQ_Ut5ZqA?...

Lolol you said "doody" (ala Chandler Bing on Friends)

Yall talking shit?

I think you mean ‘dookie.’

Doody means the same.

OMG

thats perfect

Yep. My first take too

Hahahahaha that's exactly where my mind went too 🤣

Two men enter……

That’s some X-Files shit.

This has a real Casting Couch kinda vibe

It's a ritual, orgy, cult or something.

Thats not a meeting thats a fight club!

Maybe a different word that starts with F

I love you for this, but also grounded and theres no casting couch.

Even though I’ve broken the first and second rules?

They’re watching two of them have sex. 🤣😂🤣😂

If you can’t see that, you’re blind. 🤣😂🤣😂 there’s literally one on top of another! 🤣😂🤣😂

I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is a set up of little turtle statues arranged in a circle and the rest.

from TMNT onlyfans account

Quorum?

Turtle style for an audience?

So happy togetherrrr.

(I scrolled down to make sure nobody else had said it - and found that you had.)

The Ninjas Turtles are planning to save the world.

i read "a turtles meeting" 😄 youtu.be/9ZEURntrQOg?...

Wow. Interesting behavior there. Any terrapin / turtle expert that can explain this?

Counsel Meeting at 1...

Knights of the round turtle table I bring this meeting to order!

i like yours better than mine :)

I knew that this would happen, thanks Trump, Putin.. our Turtle Over-Lords are about to make their move

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Let's go ninja turtles!!

#POV: #Teenage #Mutant #Ninja #Turtles 🥷🐢 BEFORE they #Mutatated to save the world from evil in 2025. #TookYouGuysLongEnough #UnitedWeStand #WeAreTheFlood #50501Movement #50501Vets #50501+ #Indivisible

I believe that's a turtle bang

That gif has misspelled hors d'oeuvre... 🙄

Are they real? That is amazing. I knew turtles like to hang out together, I have never seen that many of the same size together. Also, Oregon turtles don't seem to have that tight circle forming ability.

Annual turtle reenactment of the Beat It music video.

Was that one of them humping a lady in a circle of sexual show and tell? Kinky bunch 😜

That’s no meeting, pretty sure it’s a turtle live porn show.

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What the hell??? Thats crazy and hilarious all at once

That's a turtle orgy if I ever did see one. And I'm seeing one...

Thats so cool!!! What were they up too?

Look in the middle. I don't mean to be crude, but one is on top of the other.

youtu.be/UIrG3yl8A2E?... This is the best!!

It is cute, AI or not. Love turtles!

Spooky 😮

Cute turtles

Turtle dogging. 😂

😳

How cute is this

THIS IS HOTTER THAN, WHAT MANY ARE SAYING IS THE HOTTEST, AMERICANS FAVORITE GOVERNOR GAVIN C NEWSOME. THANK YKU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

This is Turtle Thunderdome!!! 🤩

If they start chanting, I am so out of here!!

Discussing rent increase.

Wait, is that fake?

Wow. How did they do that???

They're plastic models.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I figured after awhile. I am so gullible.

I don't blame you, there's a lot to check for with viral images, especially with all the AI.

God, I hope they take over the world!

I know I’m not supposed to talk about it but…is that Turtle Fight Club?

Serious shit going down 🤣

Just shellin'

No way!!!

We need a leader in the center like they have..except I think the other 2 in the center might be repopulating..

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to bring together in matrimony, these two reptiles.

🥰

😳

Turtle Tribunal

A turtle orgy or a meeting of voyeurs?

The Turtle Trials

And it was all i needed today.

Bet at least one of them’s thinking “this could have been done in an email.”

SnapTurtleChat or TortoiseTextMessaging

Oh my gosh, I'm wondering what they are talking about! A riot against humans?

Wow!

Life of (Turtle) Brian?

They’re watching the mating. Kind of creepy that they’re just like humans.

That's kind of scary tbh... That circle is way too organized.

Um... What?

Excellent!!! I love turtles!

Listen carefully...can you hear it ?... Listen.... Fight.... fight ...fight ....fight.... fight.... fight.... fight...

Not real but lol Turtles at epstein island

They’re plotting against us

It's almost 2 Turtle Time.

This could have been an email

😂😂😂

😆😂🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Right? Love the two in the middle!

🤭

That's a fighting ring, for sure!

Unfortunately also no “ehhh-heee” turtle moans from the act ( teenage time, that video was quite the trend , how could one forget 😱😂😂), are they real hehe 🤔

Turtles all the way down.

These look fake

They are. The turtle council has been corrupt for millenia. This is purely a show trial.

Tha f!

They are selecting a new head turtle.

Toy turtles placed in a circle? Not one moved..... thats not very 'turtle like'

Damnit. They thought this Signal chat was secure.

The first rule of Turtle Fight Club is you don't mention Turtle Fight Club. The second rule is we don't video Turtle Fight Club.

I don't think they are fighting 🤭

Yup, that's what they tortoise.

It’s funny - we in the UK call turtles those that can lvie in water but tortoises are land living reptiles!

That's a fact. Tortoises are land dwellers.

I’ve had 3 as pets at different times during my childhood and teen years! Love them

Me too! I had a tortoise named Harley, and I had two classroom turtles named Tiny and Moe.

In Canada and the US too. A tortoise is a type of turtle All tortoises are turtles, not all turtles are tortoises. Merriam-Webster tortoise noun tor·​toise ˈtȯr-təs 1: any of a family (Testudinidae) of terrestrial turtles broadly : TURTLE

I recently went to the library and asked them for a book on turtles. The librarian asked "Hard cover?" I told her, "Yes, with green pointy heads."

See also: Mitch McConnell

Is that how turtles mate? Do turtles have live sex shows? They're very precise in their alignment, and seem very patient.

By the way, you couldn't draw a circle any better with a compass.

Just an all around hilarious post. First question got me laughing. Second question got me tearing up. Third sentence had me almost falling off my chair! 🤣🤣🤣

Has this ever been observed before?I can't find anything on this

Tortoise many things.

Sweet