Aww heck, I'm takin' my toys home! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You can almost hear him wheezing, “…my precious…my precious…!”

Damm Boi! He's THICCC...😆

He's getting his veggies in.

Jackpot! Don’t criticize, you’d do the same

No, STRONG beaver. You got this, beav!

well it's just collecting it's favourites ☺️

Hey maybe he hasn’t eaten in awhile or maybe he’s bringing food home for the family

A billionaire in the making…

Hungry beaver? Maybe has others to feed?

Those feet 🥰

Either that or it's the grocery shopping for the week

He’s not greedy, just considering likely price hikes

If your diet is mostly wood chips, you'd grab a stack of sweet sweet carrots and squashes, too!

He’s possibly taken more than his fair share 😂

😂💕

😁😁😁😁 love it !!!😁

Great band name

I will buy this little one a grocery bag this weekend!!!

Prepper!

thinks it can be helpful in the building of the dam

🤣🤣🤣

I can relate so much

Needs a shopping cart!

He need both veggies to make his soufflé.

Can someone get him a little groceries cart please is 2025 we’re not animals

Love it

He knows quality produce when he sees it!

Bober!

Greedy Beaver? That was the name of our wedding band.

Not greedy; generous.

Not greed lunch and dinner.

when you leave the wheelie cart at home when you go shopping.

copying humans!

Well fed, too.

He loves to eat. 😆

I just love this website. It always cheers me up even though sometimes there is a manly tear involved. (I’m from a generation that never actually cries, just gets allergies sometimes.)

Poor Lil guy is struggling and people just laugh 😳🥺 AND Beaver is pigeon toed as well! Humans are mean... 🥺🥺😢

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Isn't that a covetous capybara?

🤮Circus pet

I want it all!

I think the beaver is entirely reasonable.

Go, baby! 👍 I hope he made it all the way home with his stash! ❤️❤️❤️

Not greedy, he has a pile of kits back at the lodge to feed!

Oh yeah? You try doing construction work all day and eating only salad for dinner.

Omg me with my groceries 💯 every time next time I'll take less because it's just too heavy and then every time I end up like the 🦫 😍😂

Not greedy,smart

That’s me except I’d have a donut in my mouth and a whole cake in my hands.

🤣🤣🥕

Hungry kits waiting back at the den🙂

Some are! 😉

🙂 Maybe he has a lesson for us lol.

😐

Best laugh of the day! Thank you. I really needed that!

industrious

Would you like us to arrange delivery, sir? No, no. I'll take it with me.

Hungry beaver.....

His pause to look at the camera as if to say “You gonna just stand there gawkin’? Or are you here to help? No? Then eff off and get outta my way or I’ll knock you over! I got friends coming for dinner!”

Of course he could only mumble! What with a carrot in his gob!

Me at the buffet 😂

Not greedy. Fuzzy and thrifty.

Me using every possible way to make only trip from the car with all my groceries 🤣

yes!

🤣🤣🤣

Not greedy, he's gonna share ❤️

Priceless 😁

Look at the size of him! Didn't get that way by exercising restraint.

What a cute little chonk! 😂😂

He has to save up for winter rationing.

@yorkshireab.bsky.social to make you laugh

Not all heroes wear capes.

😂😂😂😍

It me....

That sure is a well fed beaver. 🤣

My ex had a greedy beaver

Too cute!

Not greedy. He simply understands economy of movement.

Don't judge. Maybe she's got a family to feed! ;)

What people aren't seeing here is that this beaver is thinking about the future. Planning a future meal. People tend to think of animals as dumb, unthinking creatures. They aren't as dumb as people think they are.

Just eat them, chonk…

That’s what she said.

You spelled "determined and time-efficient" wrong, sir. That there is the hero we all need.

My ex-girlfriend had one of those.

😂😂💗 I love it!! 👏🏽👏🏽

Well, winter WILL BE here, eventually.

LOL

"huff... urgh... OH MY GOURD THIS THING IS HEAVY STUPID GOURD!"

..bound and determined to take that loot with him.

Probably was told it’s 10p per plastic bag. Nope, I can manage !