No because they don’t talk
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Clearly.
aug 31, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
Dammit you’re right I mean when’s the last time we saw the Nittany Lion downing a comically large sandwich
aug 31, 2025, 12:13 am • 14 0 • view
this is your regularly scheduled reminder that the nittany lion’s scarf is inside his neck
aug 31, 2025, 12:14 am • 50 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
It’s not funny. Nittany lions only do that when they’re in extreme distress.
aug 31, 2025, 12:33 am • 18 0 • view
So always? Hm.
aug 31, 2025, 12:34 am • 7 0 • view
See? This is why we are friends.
aug 31, 2025, 12:35 am • 3 0 • view
no! no!!!!! I hate this! I want to go back in time!
aug 31, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
it’s always been like this!
aug 31, 2025, 12:34 am • 3 0 • view
but I didn't always know it and that was a much simpler time!!!
aug 31, 2025, 12:36 am • 2 0 • view
I have always wanted to make fun of that mascot but it’s SO bad that I suspect there’s a heartwarming century-old backstory that I’d inadvertently be mocking
aug 31, 2025, 12:39 am • 4 0 • view
There's also a decent chance there's an incredibly problematic century-old backstory you'd be mocking
aug 31, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
The Soldering Iron of Justice “Deep Thoughts” is what dun it to me
aug 31, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
they’re Penn State. You can and should make fun of them anyway
aug 31, 2025, 12:43 am • 18 2 • view
gotta say I'm preeettty sure you're on to something here.
aug 31, 2025, 12:44 am • 2 0 • view
Vincent Adultman-ass costume
aug 31, 2025, 4:16 am • 1 0 • view
And you should, because it is right and morally just to
aug 31, 2025, 12:44 am • 6 0 • view
If a Nittany Lion did that it would choke like it does whenever they are faced with an insurmountable challenge.
aug 31, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view