Every time someone has Spider-Man web some food to grab it and then eat it I think “well he’s eating that webbing isn’t he?” And get just a tiny bit annoyed. It doesn’t just come off toast! Peter wouldn’t waste that bite, either. Just a small stupid hill to sit and die on, alone.
Maybe he's got special condiment webshooters? I mean those plastic ketchup bottles can really toss out a stream. It might have been part of his inspiration for webshooters! And webfluid can't be too expensive to make all these years. Mustard could be a major component.
lol
You need to read today's Amazing Spider-Man #11, specifically Lee Gatlin's backup story.
It's called "Spider-Mayonnaise or Miracle Thwip?"
oh no
It's a strange bit of coincidence.
It really is, that's hysterical
It's an interesting issue too. I think I'm along for the ride on this run.
If I was bitten by a radioactive spider, I think I’d eat what I want. Who even cares anymore. Satan annulled my marriage. The wrappers on starburst count as fruit.
Lots of spiders eat their webs...
Sure but they also make their webs out their own butt not special chemical stuff they invented
Yeah that's a fair point. I don't keep up on Spiderman these days.
The Spider-Man 2 film has him web-grabbing a slice of pizza and then apparently delivering it with the rest of the pizza.
I was weirded out once by a particular panel of the McFarlane Spider-Man series in which he was hanging upside down with donuts stuck to the tips of his fingers. I mean... Yeah, I guess that WOULD WORK, but for some reason I *don't like it*.
I have some extremely weird news for you about this week's issue of Amazing Spider-Man.
...I both hope you're kidding and hope you aren't.
This is what happens to a Spider-Man when he eats way too much webbing.
I wonder if he thought of that and the webbing just tastes like garlic or something.
Still isn’t edible. It’s always sticky. He couldn’t.
Maybe it dissolves in saliva but no bad guy has discovered this yet.
hah
*awards self No-Prize*
Forever marshmallow.
He uses his food grade webbing
I will add my voice to yours in this matter. Spider-Man’s webbing is basically magic but we gotta have some kind of baseline expectations, and one of them should be that you could not grab a hot dog with it and then be able to eat that hot dog.
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