Who here has also had the presence of mind to wonder whether Superman’s penis is superpowered, too? Because JFC, there are few forces the vagina cannot withstand, but laser beam cum is probably one of them.
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aug 27, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view
I also think about if Superman's knees would just fucking kill you if he sidled up to someone a little too hard
aug 27, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
No I don’t think it’s laser it’s the velocity. Lois must be on top.
aug 27, 2025, 1:16 am • 1 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 12:04 am • 4 0 • view
This is the kind of philosophical thinking I know you will appreciate @thesociophi.bsky.social
aug 27, 2025, 12:06 am • 4 0 • view
LMFAO
aug 27, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
he uses a kryptonite kondom
aug 27, 2025, 12:32 am • 3 0 • view
"But that would kill him *sigh*"
aug 27, 2025, 1:15 am • 4 0 • view
Pulling out is a option.
aug 27, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah but the older you get the more lead time there is, so it might laser a little bit more before Superman’s really finished.
aug 27, 2025, 1:41 am • 1 0 • view
Imagine the dental bill
aug 26, 2025, 11:52 pm • 4 0 • view
Dear God. The copay would be astronomical
aug 27, 2025, 12:15 am • 3 0 • view
Parallel thought: Do Superhero insurance plans offer low copay dental?
aug 27, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view