After seeing a video circulating the internet where they are apparently showing him laying in rest I wouldn’t be surprised if he reappeared. The body look like a plastic shop front dummy.

so wild. every child left behind in that group. every. one.

Mental health and ignorance problem. Ugh.

His now widow would sadly have to go back to being #2 in that marriage.

Zombie games! How about some alligator tag, walkers?

Wow! This is off the rails crazy! All aboard the crazy train🚂🚂

"Religion poisons everything..." - Christopher Hitchens

And they live amongst us!

I keep saying we should give these people their own country…somewhere else! I told someone it would be the fastest collapse of any society on record as they cannibalize themselves in no time.

We've had years of practice to deal with the walking dead.

Are you kidding me?!

🙄..But I thought that they worship the Convicted Felon Pedophile as Jesus...there's more than one???😡

They are nuts.

They have guns, and they think their god is ok with them killing you. Let that sink in

They are...something

someone very close to me was mourning the eve of his death. Saying how horrible it was that libs were let’s say…non mournful. I then quoted some of his rhetoric about rape, empathy, execution &people of color and their eyes opened wide. They then said, fuck him! Some people don’t hear truth, EVER.

This person is not super maga but works with MAGAs from management down. They are inundated with far right lies everyday. I was surprised myself with their reaction. They must trust me. Other conversations have not went so well. We must provide truth when given the chance.

I really am happy for you that you have people around you who may disagree but can change their minds! A LOT of us don't have that.

Locked in the fox news bubble. They never hear anything that doesn't fit the narrative. But when you tell them that they NEVER believe it. They think they're too smart for that, have their own thoughts, etc. It's a coordinated mind fuck and they'll never realize it.

I posted a list of his awful statements and a guy I used to be friends with said he read the first one and knew it was all lies so he refused to read the rest. They’re hopeless.

That's their default. Attack the source. It's been programmed into them with shit like 'fake news'.

Something tells me Charlie isn’t coming back. Hell doesn’t have an early release program!

You have me cracking up. That's a good one.

Too bad Charlie didn’t know that sounded like the Devil. Talk about indoctrination

Ka$h said CK is going to Valhalla in televised statement. Apparently, that’s where Ka$h is going too. Who was that message directed to……white supremest nationalist because that’s where they want to spend their afterlife. Kirk grew up Catholic, but embraced by Evangelicals?

They are certifiable

Holy smokes, they are utterly broken. Comparing Chuck to Jesus? I will go get a drink vs getting mouthy. Grrr..

Your brain on religion.

Rest assured, if Charlie Kirk’s rises from the dead, I will prostrate myself at his feet. But that is NEVER going to happen.

You certainly do

That is just weird.

WTF is wrong with these very delusional people???

JFC 🙄

Look, I’m not going to say he didn’t make it into heaven, but if he’s there he’s having a very long conversation with a lot of kids, MLK, and Jesus is the intervention coach.

He is burning in hell.

Nah, he’s slowly starting to decompose into nothing. Even the embalming process can forestall that for only so long. It’s just human flesh, and there is no afterlife. Religion lies.

Then he is burning in (a) symbolic hell, but he's burning.

I won’t argue with the spirit of your statement. Some people do deserve a never ending, torturous existence.

Maybe there is some plot to pump hot gas into Charlie Kirk's dead ass until it comes out his mouth then have some kind of AI/speech robot/fleshlight to imitate his voice so he can resurrect and continue to inspire his idiotic followers.

FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!

Last one out the door turn out the lights please😭

They think Charlie is one of the resurrected martyrs from Revelation. LOL.

Christians are primed for martyr hero worship. It’s why Republicans love religion so much. Leaving religion was the best thing I ever did! I was never happy.

I had real faith with deep roots, found joy and peace in my faith but it was the hypocrisy inside and outside of the church by "Christians" that made me separate myself... Golden rule: treat others the way you want to be treated Sounds pretty Christ-like to me 💙

Me too.

Churchians vs Christians- big difference as far as I can see.

These people aren't 'Christians'. They're completely entrenched in an IDOLATROUS CULT.

Well, that would be concrete evidence that republicans are the zombies they appear to be.

OMG!

OMFG🫣

They better not let Brian Kilmeade see these comments. They sound deranged and we all know how he prefers to handle those types

EXCUSE me 🥴🤔 They seriously don't have a strong grasp on reality... but then again consider the their sources of information⁉️🤔🤷‍♀️😕 #releasethefiles that what he was constantly yelping about...... RELEASE THE UNREDACTED FILES⁉️😉🌊💙😏😾💙🌊💙🌊

Yet another Conservative Fairy Tale!

WOW! Just WOW!

JFC 😳 we’re watching cults stack like Russian dolls!

youtu.be/OTLxr1rUFVM?...

🤣🤣🤣 Omg there's another cult in there!

The corruption and perversion of Christianity is eye-watering.

we had our nervous breakdown on 9/11 and it has taken this long to be ordered into a straitjacket.......... the straps better be very tight because the patient is about to become violent

Not surprised. Last Friday betting sites still claiming 2% chance Charlie will run for government.

These folks are clinically insane. Besides, I thought Trump was their "messiah." They left Jesus behind a long time ago, now they just CINOs (Christian In Name Only). 👀

I have never heard that abbreviation before but I like it.. that’s perfect

It's a take on Trump's RINOs (Republicans In Name Only)

Ohhhh i understand now….🙋🏻

There’s a connection with religious psychosis and lead poisoning.

We all know how to deal with zombies by now

So now they worship trump & Kirk. In my religion this would be sacrilegious. Most places it would also be lunacy! But in trump’s america, it’s normal & encouraged. Reconfirming my fear that we might all have to jump ship…

This is hilarious . And sad .

What if just his gums are resurrected? I’ve read “The Monkey’s Paw”…

Fun fact: there is no god.

Crazy little shitheads everywhere…but, I think “they” know it and will be ready to take off their tin foiled hats soon. Enough.

put him back in and lock the box so he cant get out again

Put a spike through his head before he bites someone, as anyone who's seen any zombie films knows.

Ok, this is really going a bit too far. They're trying to imply Kirk is another Jesus Christ now?

That we do...

Please don’t conflate mental health issues with stupidity and/or bad character.

Don't demonize people with mental health issues by saying shit like this. #MAGA is willfully ignorant, not mentally ill. And the fact that it is a choice, a choice motivated by fear of losing unearned privilege, is what makes it's so despicable & pathetic.

That would be a mess.

I fear they've all gone off the deep end.

These people are insane!

Literally had a thought?

Exactly! 😆 It seems to be a new thing...

The MAGA Republican domestic terrorist death cult never passes up an opportunity to exploit and desecrate the Christian faith. Sick.

And we are the crazy ones? 😂

These people are seriously dumb. Goodness. Keep Jesus's name out of your sick mouth.

Don’t hold your breath

I’ll start believing in god. But he won’t. He’s dead and gone.

Digitally lobotomized MAGA morons.

Yes we do…

"One of [The Beast's] heads appeared to be fatally wounded, but his fatal wound was healed. The whole earth was amazed and followed the beast." (Revelation 13:3, HCSB)

Charlie ain't coming back so this doesn't apply

I'm only pointing out that if they're praying for his return, and believe he could return, they're painting the Trump administration and political apparatus as the beast. These so called Christians would willingly and gleefully take the mark of the beast if Donald J Trump told them to.

And I remain without shock at this new level of stupidity

Bunch of frigging Waco. If prayer worked there's no trump no miller no vance no kegsbteath no bondi. Fuck them all.

Is this the bargaining stage of grief?

It’s just too bizarre for words!! What has happened to this country??

🤮

Praise be, it's the rapture.

Thanks for that😶‍🌫️

I always had an idea, to fill sex dolls with helium, and release them, at some huge Christian event, and see what happens. 😀

I love that! Prohibitively expensive though.

Oh, indeed. I'd never be able to afford it. I forgot to say that there would be a very loud horn, blasting out too.

Oh, Gabriel’s horn? Yeah, that could get pricey! Maybe start a gofundme?

It would be funny, I think.

I'd chip in!

These fools are now rooting for a zombie apocalypse out loud. Wow.

What if we all get to be resurrected? We’d be back to where we started from, overcrowded with assholes nobody can stand

As the maggots believe he will.

So fucking brain dead or brainwashed

one of them misspelled "Lazarus" smh...

I noticed that too.

…also a serious spelling issue. “Lazerus”

Another Star Wars sequel

This is really fucked up shit. MAGAts have lost it.

It’s Lazarus, with an A.

i knew it…

Good grief! They are all f-ing nuts. 🤦‍♀️

Zombie Apocalypse lV

Fairly confident Jesus is not going to return just so he can do an encore with Kirk.

Funny that she thinks Lazarus was the one that rose after 3 days.

mfs can't even spell "Lazarus" right I can tell they never read the bible bc they still have a 4th grade reading level. but sure keep calling yourselves "christian" lmfao.

here fake christians this should help yall catch up with both your reading level AND the bible lore. hope the brown kid on the cover doesn't scare you too bad!

We have a serious issue with religious cults teaching people to obey (even unqualified) leadership without questioning intent.

It was a conspiracy that he was shot. He'll come out of hiding to run for President in 2028.

Someone needs to point out these folks to Brian Kilmeade.

One thing the Founding Fathers did not anticipate. The complete breakdown of mental health.

What would happen if Charlie Kirk rose from the grave? It would be the start of the zombie apocalypse. Make sure your chainsaw has gas.

Is it pronounced "laze-russ" or "laser-us"?

This just confirms that the core of maga is blind misdirected faith. They see these men as gods (literally), incapable of error, worthy of undying worship. How the hell did we get here!?!?

And if he did, and if he still demanded the release of all the Epstein files, would they finally do it? Just asking…

Lazarus? Dude, that’s 4 days. I believe they meant Jesus, and that’s courting blasphemy.

“Laserus”?!? Like with laser beams shooting from his eyes?!?

That's the one! 🤣

(snort) 🤣😂😂

Yeah we've had countless TV shows and movies for decades now to show us how to deal with zombies, kill shot to the head. Oooohhh...

Good grief.

I’m a fan of horror films, but that dialogue is really terrifying.

That became apparent the moment Trump was reelected!

I’m sorry but WTF is wrong with these delusional religious idiots? Resurrection? GTFOH with that religious claptrap

A lot..

It’s been more than three days since his death so I guess we’re all going to be ok

Jesus couldn’t count to 3 either. Good Friday to Easter Sunday?

They should hold out for him returning on one of four horses.

👌

This shit has to be bots, right?? Right?

... Trump would be very pissed and he ain't bending the knee to Charlie ...

The central aspect of MAGA is conspiratorial thinking. And what a Conspiracy theorist is doing is rejecting the experts and supplanting their own view of things. They reject things such as science and medicine and put in place their own beliefs and dogmas.

Vampires rise after a week as Steve Miller

Not only that It's blasphemy Charlie Kirk isn't going to rise from the dead ! No one is My late grandfather a Baptist minister would be appalled by the suggestion of anyone rising from the dead

This isn’t a mental health issue. It’s a widespread religious cult issue. It’s a fear issue. It’s the issue of a broken system that leaves the ill-educated and ignorant to be highly suggestible and therefore exploited.

Madness… it’s blasphemy to even think this way.

I begged Jesus to let the Bills win their first SuperBowl. Wide right. It didn't work three more times, and Jesus never got back to me, so I took a step back and realized that I was trying to talk to invisible people. And I moved on.

and gee whiz, how are those thoughts & resurrection prayers turning out, eh? reality is just handled well, at all by some

I've seen enough zombie movies, TV shows, and comic books. I got that one handled.

I guess someone's going to have to either get a stake or go for a headshot, because he'd either be a zombie or a vampire. Either way, he'd need to die a second time.

Honestly, are any of the MAGA crowd in their right minds?

Oh for FFS they beyond stupid. They should be in straight jackets.

They just wear little "t" necklaces

First off, Jesus was alive when he brought back Lazarus, so how on earth can he bring him back when he's been dead for thousands of years?

That sounds familiar. They said JFK, Jr. would rise from the grave and appear at Dealey Plaza.

#theocracy of hypocrisy and #Idiocracy

JFC!! I hope these are bots... Seriously tough..

Man, I should've started my own cult, these crazies will swallow anything and beg for more.

Do they not know that we have a deep understanding of how to take care of zombies?

😁😁😁

I love this 🤣

Double tap.

Where’s Rick Grimes when we so desperately need him???

🤣😆

Just going to further traumatize theirselves…

How to take care of Zombies — that was good! 😂

Omg!!! Pop 'em in the head!

Zombies eat brains so the GOP is safe

Good answer!

Double Tap ftw

Those guys are not an ordinary kind of nuts. They're off the wall fricking nuts.

Lazerus? Do they even read their bibles, or are they display models only.

“Lazerus”

What would the right do if Jesus Christ showed up in Congress?

They would send Ice after him then send him to whatever horrible country is the latest place for brown people who've been rounded up.

If they had any sense they would run like hell, because they practice the complete opposite of everything he preached.

Insanity

Ba dum Tsssss.

He and JFK Jr. are gonna show up any day now

MAGA Cultist are profoundly stupid.

Let's face the facts. The bad guys won. That orange shit-stain is going to rig and cheat every election he can't stop. RepubliKKKans have fully embraced pedophilia. And KKKirKKK was the distraction RepubliKKKans needed to get people to stop talking about Epstein. And now it's too late to fix it.

It’s only too late when everyone has given up, and that hasn’t happened. Keep your chin up!

And Vance claims that the majority of crazies are on the left. That is next level, serious mental health issues. MAGA are lunatics.

Going to be the first species to die out as a result of mental illness.

They write things like this and then don’t want to be insulted on their lack of intelligence

Holy cannoli

Serious understatement!

Kirk as a zombie? He could probably get into trump's cabinet. Bobby Brainworms could find him a job.

And Jesus wept.

Obviously Plan B, call in Fr. Malachi Martin. and Art Bell #EXORCIST

Beyond Serious - begins at the very top

It started with the craziness of Jim Crow that shit was ridiculously stupid… But somehow, it was the law of the land and a lot of white folks loved it . Although a century before black women were in their houses and their kids were sucking their tits .. The whole idea of racism is fucking mental.

Yep. I wonder if we would agree where they are.

I refuse to believe these people really exist. My brain can’t handle it at the moment…

I hope they all bet their life savings on it happening. 😏

Dumb bitch can’t even spell Lazarus.

I will be braiding a necklace of garlic for sure. Bonus, it works on Stephen Miller too.

JFC 🤦🏼

Yes, and 98% of them are in a Cult and think there is nothing wrong with pedophilia and rape depending upon who commits it.

🤣😅

Ya think?!?! Religious BS

What will the right do if he doesn’t.

Looney tunes

I would insert my hand into his wound because I am a big doubter.

laugh our asses off

What a bunch of fruit loops. Amazing they can function at all.

What would the left do if Kirk rose from the dead? Send him to the Whitehouse to feed.

This is what you get with poor education and no mental healthcare! I wish whatever drugs these morons are on, they would share!

collectively insane

Well, since he died on 9/10 it's now 9/15, the math ain't mathin'.

I’m wondering if they are giving odds?

It's always been there, we just see it more now.

It absolutely has. The internet simply took it mainstream.

O.M.G.😱😱😱😱😱😱

Wtf

Pffffffhahahahahahahagagss

There are some truly sick puppies out there carrying on about this hateful asshole. I dread the day Ann Coulter checks out... they'll try to make a saint out of her, too.

Religion the drug of choice.

Only for dummies that haven’t tried the good drugs yet.

Lol

Tyler’s attorney would immediately demand that all charges be dropped.

No kidding. I saw a video of some dude praying for Trump to save him. It’s like asking your abuser to ease up a bit on the abuse. 🤪

Daddy issues.

Religion was a mistake.

If there really is a God, may He throw some brains from the heavens on this poor, mentally withering nation. Or stones as long as He hits the mark.

What a bunch of nutcases!

They want a Satan soldier to come back to life? THIS has to be a joke..

And, speaking as a religious person, a serious blasphemy problem.

Indeed. My own take? They've been given-over to their willful Idolatry. They've created a 'god' in their own image that has no ears to hear nor eyes to see. A 'golden calf'. A tottering image.

Mouths have they, and speak not; Ears have they, and hear not; Hands have they, and handle not; Feet have they, and feetle^H^H^H^H^H^H walk not. Ps. 115 : 5 - 7.

YES.

😬

And these are probably the trolls feeding the issue

I believe the word you are looking for is "Blasphemy"

Religion is a helluva drug

And literally no idea of the processes used to embalm a corpse. Coming back would be suboptimal for new Lazarus.

This delusion doesn't stem from religion. It stems from mental illness.

In my experience it’s the standard MAGA Christian in my area.

The fact that they pick religion as their vehicle doesn't make religion the driver.

I agree, it’s why I specified “MAGA” Christian.

It's alarming that we have a significant number of people with this delusion.

Whoever wrote that is deranged and thinks the orange cheetoh is God and Kirk is Christ. MAGA is deranged beyond help

JFC

This is what religion does to people.

No words.

This is hilarious. And sad.

Cultists.

Republicans create world atrocities

lol. Thats not amental health problem. That is a stupid problem. These people are just straight up fucking stupid. And they vote. Remember that forever and always. Because if you dont want stupid, then you need to vote harder than stupid.