Good one !

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Bad idea, it might startle Trump awake and he’ll shit his pants! Again! 🤣

They all left to catch the early bird special at sizzler

I’ll watch the highlights tomorrow because I didn’t get a chance to protest today. I just hope my dreams come true.

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I think we should just let them sleep. Give social media a break. 😂

Wish is was that simple!

I paid for this charade on backs of vets And threw in all the funds for PBS A desultory crowd’s the bane of my parade. Tanks slowly rolled and creaked like Oz’s Tin Man Troops ambled like they’d swilled Pete Hegseth’s gin, man Not standing very proud, a stain on my parade.

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Hahahaha

Temu parade

I hope so. I would hate for people to be out there all night in the rain.

Maybe crank out YMCA

Let it be known thru the land that #nokingsday Gave us #sadtacoday And I am here for that

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Trump does not look like he is in the right mood to give his roaring speech coming up

Trump was sunsetting.

Santa better show up or I’m gonna be PO’d.

Here's the last float in his parade now...Ducks Without Fcuks For Trump.

This thread is hilarious 😂

OMG I’m officially naming this the post of the day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Especially the orange felon himself🤣

When Trump fills his diapers to overflowing, that’ll be the official end to the ceremony.

Lots of disinterested looking face in the VIP section.

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A boring parade plus no crowd equal a waste of money.

A birthday party at Chuck E Cheese would have been more fun and much cheaper.

This made me laugh so hard

Air horn blast

that’s hilarious! Or just leave them there and wait for the rain to snap them out of their comas.

They’re too tired

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Was it invitation only? I thought his MAGAs would all be there. I wonder if most of them went to the Peaceful Protests instead?

Looks to be less than January 6.

Hahahaha he deserves it

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Can’t wait to see Bimbo Barbie put a positive spin on this.

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Melania will crack a smile for the first time in years (a covert smirk at the failure of the event). The ensuing hubbub will rouse the smattering of attendees.

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Think of it this way in another year he'll be 80 years old 😬

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45 million for this. And 16 million more to fix the damage to the roads.

Did DOGE expire with Elmo??

They have to get their rest before the Hegseth after party event. That’ll be a banger.

I beat Trump wishes Hegseth would shut up about now. He has been talking his ear off.

You’re so bad, @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social

Woe to the person charged with changing his diaper and putting him down tonight. Hazard pay.

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Going to have to They scrapped the military jet flyover

You think this will get Hegseth fired? He’s in charge of tanks, isn’t he?

Is the parade over? Is there any way to tell? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Touché

they'll just flick the lights on and off and scream "LAST CALL!! LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL!!" and that'll perk them the hell up. well, hegseth anyway....

LOL

🤣🤣🤣. Is there a shot of Taco snoozing?

No one wants to wake up trump

Everyone looks bored to be there, even felon 47 looks like he was nodding off

Wouldn’t that be a miracle in more ways than one?

Nah, let 'em sleep. It's hard work humoring a man-baby for an entire birthday party. They need some rest.

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just $35m worth of fireworks 🎆

Buy some stock from Heinz, when he is told the number of No Kings vs. his Kim Jong Un cosplay! Is it easy to clean ketchup from those walls in the Oval Office?

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They’ll play Closing Time and hope they get the hint

I think it will probably take a canon going off !

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Are the 4 people watching it asleep?

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Millions of dollars just down the toilet.

Lol

They were just proving there aren't woke.

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i have been to better parties my elderly parents threw.

The 🍊Turd looks like he is going to cry.

I am wondering what is up with Pete next to him? He looks like “oh shit this is going to end badly for me” I figured he would’ve been smiling and having a good old time

Not sure a whistle is needed. Maybe they could go find a bagpipe player. That might do it

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That one had me in stitches 🤣

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Well, when you don't let the gays plan the parade.....🇨🇦

So true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Haaa.

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