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Chongo (Professional Dingus) @chongosky.bsky.social

The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”

aug 25, 2025, 11:45 pm • 776 185

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Elbow Deep in a Car @apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social

They do all sound like Fuzzy Lumpkins when they behave like that "Muh property!"

aug 26, 2025, 2:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social

Precisely. They see their children as extensions of themselves and take offense if their child’s ideas or identity are different than their own.

aug 26, 2025, 10:47 am • 1 0 • view
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junoevermore.bsky.social @junoevermore.bsky.social

You have absolutely nailed it. The idea of children as property is something it is taking us centuries to outgrow.

aug 26, 2025, 2:31 am • 18 0 • view
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Filigree 'Sunlight Melts ICE' @filigreemchana.bsky.social

'Don't mess with my victims.'

aug 26, 2025, 2:34 am • 9 1 • view
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Unbothered Skeets-n-Gigs. @luvunbothered.bsky.social

Truly.

aug 26, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laura Friedrich Merton 🇨🇦💪 @worldlady.bsky.social

Bullseye!🎯 including the dysfunctional indoctrination of their kids so they won’t realize they’re being used. They’ll think they’re being “good” or “holy” to submit. Can’t mess with the program.

aug 26, 2025, 11:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Laura Friedrich Merton 🇨🇦💪 @worldlady.bsky.social

And this is what homeschooling is all about. Hoarding their kids’ minds and lives and souls for themselves.

aug 26, 2025, 11:35 am • 1 0 • view
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don’t worry mr. cúthalion I saw your chanel poulaines @dorcuarthol.bsky.social

I’m trying to raise a republican voter! you’re interfering with my political strategy!

aug 26, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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WiserOdin @odin032402.bsky.social

and then they wonder why their children are putting them in retirement homes

aug 26, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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MadamMimm @madammimm.bsky.social

So many folks expecting their kids to pay for them once they get old, thinking 'they owe me'. Reality strikes back eventually.

aug 26, 2025, 12:11 am • 31 0 • view
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social

These fuckers are gonna pull the lever of filial responsibility and squash their kids and grandkids. Just wait. The laws are already on the books in nearly 20 states.

aug 26, 2025, 3:04 pm • 4 0 • view
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killjoy from arts @killjoy-art.bsky.social

"but what if my kid goes online and turns gay? supporting gay people stopped being part of my aesthetic five years ago!"

aug 26, 2025, 12:39 am • 15 0 • view
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social

Protect my future labor slaves and my fuck holes. -Capitalist pedophiles

aug 26, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Seamstress_of_Chaos @rmsjones.bsky.social

"Protect the children" & all that is just what Satanic Panic & the Troubled Teen industry morphed into. QAnon was right tho: the GOP government is trafficking & exploiting kids.

aug 26, 2025, 3:37 am • 7 0 • view
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Kimiki @kimifw.bsky.social

Trump has all the qualities of the Antichrist, and my father doesn't believe it because Revelations hasn't happened yet, even though he believed it about Obama.

aug 26, 2025, 6:28 am • 3 0 • view
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Seamstress_of_Chaos @rmsjones.bsky.social

Because the evangelical cult I was in shoved "Left Behind" Downy throat:

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aug 26, 2025, 1:56 pm • 5 0 • view
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taren93.bsky.social @taren93.bsky.social

They want their kids to be "normal".

aug 26, 2025, 12:16 am • 8 0 • view
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darude snowstorm @darudesnowstorm.bsky.social

Yep basically "don't you dare do anything that might weaken my control over them"

aug 26, 2025, 2:46 am • 8 1 • view
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Nerd #7132 @nerd7132.bsky.social

this is exactly it

aug 26, 2025, 5:54 am • 3 0 • view