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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

Anyone want to watch the live-stream of the best-dressed team of "astronauts" 11min ride into "space" today? Launching 14:30 UK (09:30 EST) from Texas, we can only hope that Katy Perry will be singing "you're going to hear me roar" as the rockets ignite 👀 🧪🛰️🔭 📽️🍿: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCXK...

Front cover of Elle Magazine with 6 amazingly glamorous women in black looking kick-arse awesome. The title reads The flight profile for New Shephard. The rocket launches on the left, rises in a parabola to a peak just about the Karman line, 100km about sea level. The rocket booster comes down first, and then the capsule falls back down to Earth landing 11 minutes after launch, slowed down by a nice cartoon parachute. Our fearless brave glamorous crew in spandex cat woman space suits. Very clearly photoshopped to look like they're posing on a rocket gantry in the desert, but hey it's what Blue Origin released, so I share it with you here.
apr 14, 2025, 9:56 am • 48 6

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Sandra @cerayesand.bsky.social

Absolutely not!

apr 15, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stella Jorette @stellajorette.bsky.social

Creeps me out on so many levels.

apr 17, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Bess @bettytomsdottir.bsky.social

In a word. No

apr 14, 2025, 5:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Harvey @harvey-normal.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2...

apr 14, 2025, 11:18 am • 3 0 • view
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pushkin99.bsky.social @pushkin99.bsky.social

What is this supposed to achieve, besides a monumental waste of money? I think I'll give it a miss. Simnel cake to bake.

apr 14, 2025, 9:58 am • 9 0 • view
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

OOoh I love Simnel cake! An excellent idea. And yes I'm very much in two minds on this one. I'm an excited kid when it comes to rocket launches, but turning space into the playground of the rich and famous achieves nothing for (wo)mankind. Sighs....

apr 14, 2025, 10:01 am • 10 0 • view
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Nial Yaldnif @crossgreenman.bsky.social

I’d be full of praise for this if it didn’t smack of billionaire hubris and masturbation material for the tangerine shit gibbon. I don’t see how it does anything for female emancipation, but I’m willing to be convinced otherwise.

apr 14, 2025, 10:09 am • 11 0 • view
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

I was amused to read that much of the "training" consisted of learning where the cameras are on board. 🤔

apr 14, 2025, 10:15 am • 6 0 • view
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Nial Yaldnif @crossgreenman.bsky.social

Really? How unsurprisingly predictable and disappointing. Please reassure me that some good science will still result, or is it just more StarLink?

apr 14, 2025, 10:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

Indirectly? Commercialisation of space travel should, in principle, bring down the cost for scientific missions. But with the tangerine cutting the NASA budget and giving 13.5B to Space-X, Blue Origin and ULA in Pentagon contracts, it doesn't feel like science is going to benefit any time soon ☹️

apr 14, 2025, 10:47 am • 3 0 • view
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Knud Jahnke @knudjahnke.bsky.social

But which "commerce" exactly is possible? Some huge fleet of telecommunication and navigation sats, which are threatening the access to space already. Very few material science missions, Earth observation. I think that's it. The rest is military, devastating the Moon for minerals, not good.

apr 14, 2025, 11:53 am • 2 0 • view
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eKoArt @ekoart.bsky.social

A crew of women going to "space" on Bezos' penis rocket? No thanks. I pass on all things Bezos these days. And Musk and Zuckerberg for that matter.

apr 14, 2025, 10:21 am • 4 0 • view
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John Hamilton @john-09.bsky.social

What, was Disneyland closed? Bloody ridiculous.

apr 15, 2025, 2:45 am • 3 0 • view
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Stef @steflex22.bsky.social

They went only 10 minutes as a space tourits, fully catered, pampered and paid for by Bezos, when generations of men did more under more precarious circumstances. I don't consider them astronauts.

apr 15, 2025, 1:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Daniel Read @danielread.bsky.social

Setting feminism back a decade or so, I fear.

apr 14, 2025, 11:30 am • 6 0 • view
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

I'm less pessimistic. This is a really brave thing that these incredibly powerful and successful women are about to do, traits typically not associated with women. If they want to wear lipstick and stilettos while they're doing it then I think, why not?

apr 14, 2025, 11:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Sandra @cerayesand.bsky.social

Brave, powerful, successful, traits typically not associated with women? Thats not what you meant is it?

apr 15, 2025, 12:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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L'Ood 🏜️ @lmc55g95.bsky.social

Brave is being a - 1) #mother raising children while working multiple jobs. 2) #soldier 3) #teacher 4) #librarian and so much more than wearing stilettos and lipstick for an 11 minute joy ride on a #bloatedbillionaire toy. 😕

apr 14, 2025, 3:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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L'Ood 🏜️ @lmc55g95.bsky.social

Thank you.

apr 14, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

Well said 👍

apr 14, 2025, 4:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Read @danielread.bsky.social

My comment was a bit too flippant.

apr 14, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Midwest Brian Eno @grant-at-galena.bsky.social

Does marrying a billionaire make you "successful?"

apr 14, 2025, 1:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

Ah Lauren Sanchez is more than just a fiancee. She's a helicopter pilot, NYT best selling author and also a journalist. Clearly bad taste in men mind 😉

apr 14, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Midwest Brian Eno @grant-at-galena.bsky.social

But she's not on the flight because of any of those.

apr 14, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

Fair!

apr 14, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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open19spaces.bsky.social @open19spaces.bsky.social

Ha ha ha ha 🤣 ego! No. Narcissistic egos ha ha ha ha hav who is Katy Perry guys. Gayle is Oprah’s buddy ! one Bezos girlfriend! Crazy. The country is falling apart and 6 women are taking a 11 minute ride from an inept billionaire!

apr 21, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Knud Jahnke @knudjahnke.bsky.social

My litmus test on whether anyone from the crew knows what they are doing is whether they are mainly recording glorified TikToks, they are making summersaults, or whether they are looking outside the window. First one, gah, second you can buy for 6k€ (parabola flight), only the 3rd is priceless.

apr 14, 2025, 11:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com

It's difficult to care about these flights. Was interesting when Branson 1st did it, but SpaceX and Blue Origin repeating it - for the shameless commercialism of it all - leaves me cold. Best moment so far to come from space tourism seems to be someone famous experiencing the Overview Effect.

apr 14, 2025, 10:54 am • 5 0 • view
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Steve Turtle 🇬🇧🇦🇺🌮 @steve7a3.bsky.social

I know. KP acting like she’s a pioneer “showing little girls everywhere they can also go to space”. Has she missed all the actual female astronauts 🙄 They are nothing but a publicity payload for Bezos. The technology is pretty awesome though so that’s a plus.

apr 14, 2025, 1:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social

💯 well said Sir!

apr 14, 2025, 10:58 am • 0 0 • view