I swear I went to a trashfuture live show about this exact product. If you get lucky and bring someone home, you have to set up an account for them before they can get in bed otherwise it won't work for them...
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Do AI users dream of electric blankets? 😄
aug 17, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 0 • view
I don’t understand, what happens if you just lie down on the bed without registering?
aug 17, 2025, 9:46 am • 45 0 • view
Does it spit you out?
aug 17, 2025, 12:06 pm • 16 0 • view
I was thinking it might transform into a Decepticon and murder you.
aug 17, 2025, 7:52 pm • 5 0 • view
wtf
aug 17, 2025, 9:01 am • 3 0 • view
Let’s be honest, no one who buys a product like this is taking anyone home
aug 17, 2025, 11:25 am • 279 2 • view
They could bring their moms...
aug 17, 2025, 4:24 pm • 18 0 • view
No they can't, because she's staying at my place tonight
aug 17, 2025, 9:38 pm • 55 0 • view
BURN!
aug 18, 2025, 3:41 am • 2 0 • view
aug 17, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
They're the same crowd who've been convinced by the regime that men who fuck men instead of fucking women are the reason why women who fuck men won't fuck you, a man who wants to fuck only women.
aug 19, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
ERROR: PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN
aug 17, 2025, 11:36 am • 12 0 • view
I swear I listened to this ep!!!
aug 17, 2025, 10:32 am • 4 0 • view
Ok I know who will help me remember, she came with me...@gabliotecaria.bsky.social was this company the one in the live recording we went to??
aug 17, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks like you're right that it was the live show, they also uploaded a recording of it. Great episode
aug 18, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
Are we still talking about the bed?
aug 17, 2025, 12:49 pm • 5 0 • view
what does it mean the bed "doesn't work for them"? like temperature on one side of the bed is not regulated?
aug 17, 2025, 10:37 am • 13 0 • view
correct
aug 17, 2025, 10:47 am • 6 0 • view
The bed gets jealous and possessive and rapidly cycles between scalding and deep freeze until they give up.
aug 17, 2025, 4:05 pm • 11 0 • view
Hey baby just stay in the mood while I install an authenticator app for MFA, awwwww yeeeahhh.
aug 17, 2025, 9:22 am • 31 0 • view
Why are all these usernames already taken?
aug 18, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh my GOD
aug 17, 2025, 8:32 am • 59 0 • view
The ultimate in "well you made your bed, now you lie in it"
aug 17, 2025, 8:34 am • 124 1 • view
Ahhhh lololol 😂😂😂 🙇
aug 17, 2025, 8:35 am • 7 0 • view