I’m Lost Without Restaurant

non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger

Same!

This is quality slop content

This one ended me bsky.app/profile/tuck...

It nearly broke me i was laughing so much.

You can’t get better than “without food we would have gone bankrupt”

Ahahahaha

Without food I’d be like someone in Gaza or Sudan

Translucent carrotoid

I’m sorry are we naming bands for our dream imaginary festival line up?

They disbanded in the 70s after a heated spat over the Mabinogion

AI slop bands are the best, the things you can play on the guitar when you have 3 or four hands and six fingers on each.

I mean that also works (naming things in the weird AI slop advert, technically)

Sloppapalooza

Nice to meet you, I’m Non-Euclidean Beef.

Thanks, food!

You should feed your alt text as a prompt to an AI image generator, recaption the result, rinse and repeat... 😀

I’m hambomination petals

I'm fucking a soft pretzel 😂

I'm 'what else can I say to describe these layers of meat?'

hahahaha

ceo,apple

I'm 'Ham or Red Onion, who knows?'

'I'm melted cheese or pus, who knows?'

I mean, I'm obviously Sweet and Savory Magic 😂

I'm bankrupt orange slime mould

Cheese drizzle

Delightful and delicious

Uncontainable

it comes from the sky and it never stops