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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social

So @gabliotecaria.bsky.social‬ just reminded me of Keir Starmer's deeply haunted cat.

Keir starmer signing some kind of document on a table with a white kitten in front of him on said table. The kitten is floofy and cute but its face looks like the face ofa kitten who has looked upon ancient horrors. It is a face that has Seen Things. It is a face of one who knows they are trapped, eternally damned and haunted by at least five evil ghosts.
aug 28, 2025, 4:24 pm • 150 18

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Ellin Stein @ellinst.bsky.social

Can I also just say, a dark blue suit next to a fluffy white cat is just asking for trouble.

aug 28, 2025, 5:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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PPK @ppkfs.bsky.social

"if you shit on my desk one more time, I'm fucking deporting you"

aug 28, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nick Smith @nicktheinventor.bsky.social

CAPTION: It's ok it doesn't apply to you, you're white.

aug 28, 2025, 5:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Peter Kidd @mssprovenance.bsky.social

No one has mentioned the ALT text yet ...

aug 28, 2025, 5:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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johnw60.bsky.social @johnw60.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/andr...

aug 28, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Robinson (no, not Garak) @andrewr.bsky.social

I thought you meant me for a minute!

aug 28, 2025, 5:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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David ‘Paisley Cobain’ Burrows, and you’re listening to NPR @sodamasochist.bsky.social

Kitten: Holy Rollerblading Jehoshaphat! My owner’s an unprincipled proto-fascist bag of shite! I’m never going to live this down!

aug 28, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Noreen Masud @noreenmasud.bsky.social

this has me hysterical omg

aug 28, 2025, 4:57 pm • 8 0 • view
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social

I keep looking at its poor little face

aug 28, 2025, 5:06 pm • 5 0 • view
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realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social

It looks like he just told it Rachel Reeve has quit, and he's appointing it Chancellor.

aug 28, 2025, 7:01 pm • 5 0 • view
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John @johnsw.bsky.social

Cats aren't a native species, so it's understandable that living with Enoch II would be a worry.

aug 28, 2025, 4:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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Peigi MacKillop @peigibheag.bsky.social

Im waiting for you to go to bed so i can rub myself over, over, over again over that dark suit.

aug 28, 2025, 4:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social

"He ate my siblings for breakfast!"

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aug 28, 2025, 5:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social

Starmer wants so much to be Blofeld.

aug 28, 2025, 5:09 pm • 5 1 • view
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Rebellious Roger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social

"No, I expect you to die, Mister Disabledperson" Yes, definitely some similarities there 👍

aug 29, 2025, 3:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Grace Sandford @gracesandford.bsky.social

It’s giving the ghost child from Muppet Christmas Carol!

aug 28, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gabby @gabliotecaria.bsky.social

Look, you were the one who shared it with me first AND IT'S HAUNTED ME SINCE

aug 28, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social

The oppression has returned to the imperial core.

aug 28, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Noam @noamtl.bsky.social

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aug 28, 2025, 4:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Simon Brackenborough @sbrackenborough.bsky.social

It does look as though it is emerging, ghost-like, out of his jacket

aug 28, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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smurfocide.bsky.social @smurfocide.bsky.social

Bond villain lookalike. Also, nice frames.

aug 28, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Ian Quelch @ianquelch.bsky.social

The ALT text? 🧑‍🍳💋

aug 28, 2025, 5:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social

❤️

aug 29, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view