“You changed the samples, didn’t you huh?” *ballroom crowd murmurs uneasily* “You SWITCHED THE SAMPLES after Lentz died.”
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🤣👏👏👏👏👏
sep 12, 2025, 9:18 am • 0 0 • view
Someone with a bionic arm? Cool
sep 12, 2025, 5:43 am • 1 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 5:47 am • 1 0 • view
Bionic arm...Bucky?
sep 12, 2025, 5:46 am • 8 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 5:49 am • 1 0 • view
ok, now I get the sequence reference. missing the original.
sep 12, 2025, 5:55 am • 0 0 • view
AI did it.
sep 12, 2025, 7:08 am • 0 0 • view
He escaped the authorities *even with* the extraordinary competence of TLJ’s US Marshal Gerard.
sep 12, 2025, 6:56 am • 0 0 • view
"Richard, Richard. I'm in the middle of something. Richard. Ladies and gentlemen, my friend, the good doctor isn't feeling well. Richard, let's discuss this..."
sep 12, 2025, 5:53 am • 6 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 10:27 am • 0 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 5:44 am • 6 0 • view
It was the one-armed man!
sep 12, 2025, 5:56 am • 0 0 • view
Anyways the law enforcement response in the first 24h appears to have been an absolute horde of FBI agents and cops trampling through a residential area that might have held important clues with no focus, harassing blameless people, and duplicating each other’s efforts sometimes six times over.
sep 12, 2025, 5:56 am • 494 82 • view
Trump has surrounded himself with incompetent people. If this idiot president doesn't croak soon, America is doomed. JD, as plan B, is a bigger disaster.
sep 12, 2025, 6:11 am • 2 0 • view
Plans B - Z are a cascading series of bigger disasters.
sep 12, 2025, 6:45 am • 1 0 • view
I still have faith Kash can influence, shitpost and Grok his way through his very first big boy investigation… or maybe not.
sep 12, 2025, 6:03 am • 3 0 • view
i am not a big deterrence theory type but i will say the outlook isn’t good
sep 12, 2025, 6:01 am • 21 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 10:59 am • 0 0 • view
🙄 not surprised. Transgender ppl need to be in hiding now bc they will be looking for anyone to scape goat & they're the preferred target.
sep 12, 2025, 6:00 am • 0 0 • view
Cops are already terrible at investigating crimes and now you throw in podcast host leading it. I would be surprised if they catch the guy at this point.
sep 12, 2025, 6:11 am • 1 0 • view
All the world's mafias and cartels and spies are watching and learning that this is a really good time to do that stuff you wanted to do and get away with it
sep 12, 2025, 6:02 am • 5 0 • view
But no one thought to close the airport?
sep 12, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view
I'm not going to give nyt the click but I do love that chicken coops made an appearance
sep 12, 2025, 10:55 am • 0 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 6:12 am • 3 0 • view
Lunch would be a marked improvement over the FBI under that wild-eyed moron
sep 12, 2025, 7:13 am • 2 0 • view
Even dead
sep 12, 2025, 7:13 am • 1 0 • view
Mother fucking autocorrect - LYNCH
sep 12, 2025, 7:14 am • 2 0 • view
Lunch with Lynch would be doubly delightful. =D
sep 12, 2025, 7:15 am • 3 0 • view
Oh my god 🤣 You're right and I thank you
sep 12, 2025, 7:32 am • 1 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 7:42 am • 2 0 • view
Holy shit you had that ready to go WITH the alt text Incredible. I bow down. 😁
sep 12, 2025, 7:44 am • 2 0 • view
Bluesky has really improved my image-captioning habits on my local copies.
sep 12, 2025, 7:49 am • 1 0 • view
😂 that bastard
sep 12, 2025, 11:50 am • 1 0 • view
Top. Men.
sep 12, 2025, 6:44 am • 3 0 • view
The NEW FBI
sep 12, 2025, 10:06 am • 2 0 • view
If I were the shooter I'd be in Borneo by now. Perfect storm of luck and incompetence gave him a buffer of time to make a break for it.
sep 12, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
The trampling of evidence makes me worried they’ll try to manufacture their own… I hope they are too uncoordinated to make that work.
sep 12, 2025, 6:11 am • 7 0 • view
I wouldn't be surprised if they created AI generated videos and presented them as real in this case.
sep 12, 2025, 7:25 am • 2 0 • view
I feel like the "bionic arm" is not getting enough attention.
sep 12, 2025, 7:02 am • 11 0 • view
I would like more information on this bionic arm.
sep 12, 2025, 7:40 am • 6 0 • view
Bucky gets blamed again.
sep 12, 2025, 10:03 am • 4 0 • view
When the clown show has fully infected the FBI, the domestic terrorists start plotting
sep 12, 2025, 6:30 am • 2 0 • view
It's not great if any semi-competent terror group is looking at all of this and getting ideas
sep 12, 2025, 6:00 am • 9 0 • view
What does NYT know that we don't? The killer is at large. Whether he is "on the run" is unknown.
sep 12, 2025, 5:58 am • 13 0 • view
don't be pulling "we" into this, this is a -you- thing. the NYT knows what idioms mean.
sep 12, 2025, 6:12 am • 4 0 • view
She's right
sep 12, 2025, 6:51 am • 1 0 • view
I’m old. I prefer “on the lam”.
sep 12, 2025, 6:16 am • 3 0 • view
So the idiom "on the run" could encompass "hanging out at home a mile away from campus", in your view. Naw.
sep 12, 2025, 6:17 am • 4 0 • view
you don't understand that phrases can have multiple meanings? jesus christ
sep 12, 2025, 7:22 am • 0 0 • view
Idioms take on independent meaning from their literal content over time. So originally, you’re right - it involved fleeing from active pursuit. Over time, it expanded to mean „avoiding law enforcement action“ which can be done literally fleeing or sitting around, hiding in plain sight.
sep 12, 2025, 7:45 am • 0 0 • view
I do not necessarily agree or disagree with what you are saying, but punctuation always belongs within parentheses. 💙
sep 12, 2025, 7:10 am • 0 0 • view
Now that you've been told about the metaphorical nature of idioms, are you going to draw a conclusion, or do you not have a pencil handy?
sep 12, 2025, 8:59 am • 0 0 • view
New York Times is presenting as fact that the killer is in fact "on the run", and has not resumed life after a completed successful escape.
sep 12, 2025, 6:18 am • 7 0 • view
Yeah. If he hasn't been IDed he really can't be said to be "on the run" as that implies pursuit. And umm they don't even know what direction to be pursuing in evidently.
sep 12, 2025, 7:08 am • 1 0 • view
he? and how do you know the real killer was a he Sara? exactly the kind of feint a disciplined, exacting assassin would want us to fall for!
sep 12, 2025, 7:06 am • 0 0 • view
😭😭🤬🤬🤬
sep 12, 2025, 11:49 am • 0 0 • view
Thinking how the manhunt for the Minnesota assassin was...not this.
sep 12, 2025, 5:59 am • 11 2 • view
Maybe it was good the feds didn't care
sep 12, 2025, 6:03 am • 1 0 • view
Oh absolutely
sep 12, 2025, 11:51 am • 0 0 • view
Makes me bitter, sadly.
sep 12, 2025, 6:04 am • 0 0 • view
Was not but also included the immediate response being a total disaster.
sep 12, 2025, 6:10 am • 12 0 • view
one armed bandits ->casinos->???
sep 12, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
“Someone who had removed an Anti-Kirk post online” It was Loomer!
sep 12, 2025, 10:59 am • 1 0 • view
Ah. The one-armed man. Professor Plum in the library with a candlestick.
sep 12, 2025, 5:42 am • 15 0 • view
Were they looking for the Winter Soldier?
sep 12, 2025, 5:50 am • 0 0 • view
mid-humerus
sep 12, 2025, 5:41 am • 2 0 • view
Wait I think I spotted this guy at a local diner?
sep 12, 2025, 6:50 am • 4 0 • view
no update on the chickens in the coop though, huh
sep 12, 2025, 6:09 am • 2 0 • view
They just kept fucking them.
sep 12, 2025, 6:10 am • 3 1 • view
sep 12, 2025, 12:29 pm • 0 0 • view
It's the one armed man!!
sep 12, 2025, 9:30 am • 0 0 • view
Fascinating (generational?) split in the responses. My only knowledge of this Bucky person is his cameo in Black Panther.
sep 12, 2025, 9:35 am • 1 0 • view
Nice ☝️
sep 12, 2025, 6:07 am • 0 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 5:58 am • 6 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 11:52 am • 0 0 • view
How many more people need to die for Trump? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
sep 12, 2025, 10:34 am • 1 0 • view
rotflmfao
sep 12, 2025, 6:54 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/b__lY0vMetw?...
sep 12, 2025, 10:58 am • 1 0 • view
Dackter Reechard Keembull
sep 12, 2025, 11:03 am • 2 0 • view
“What accent did that guy have?!!”
sep 12, 2025, 11:43 am • 2 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 5:41 am • 13 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 5:41 am • 17 0 • view
Proving that the internet still has some juice, this exists:
sep 12, 2025, 5:52 am • 22 2 • view
Incredible! 😂
sep 12, 2025, 6:19 am • 3 0 • view
Dang, someone is *dedicated* to the bit.
sep 12, 2025, 6:40 am • 0 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 6:04 am • 4 2 • view
sep 12, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
I saw what you did there...The Fugitive
sep 12, 2025, 12:06 pm • 0 0 • view
smh how could the guy from bionic commando do this
sep 12, 2025, 5:41 am • 7 0 • view
sep 12, 2025, 6:10 am • 5 0 • view
I’m starting to think the bionic arm did it.
sep 12, 2025, 5:51 am • 0 0 • view
It's looking terrible for law enforcement now but you have to wonder...what does the shooter do after this? Just return to his normal life like nothing happened? If he tries to flee they gave him a good head start but that would probably also give away his involvement.
sep 12, 2025, 6:02 am • 0 0 • view
If he's smart and wishes to resume normal life he's getting some pretty severe facial plastic surgery at a no questions asked clinic in Mexico at the moment.
sep 12, 2025, 7:10 am • 1 0 • view
But then they probably still identified you as the guy from work or the guy down the street who disappeared the day Charlie Kirk got shot. He needs a whole new identity...maybe it's easier than I'm thinking but seems like the odds are still against him.
sep 12, 2025, 7:37 am • 1 0 • view
If he is as smart as everyone thinks he is, he planned for all of that. Fake alibi, no one knows he did this. The only thing to give him away he can't control is maybe an ankle injury from jumping off the roof but that video hasn't been shared widely or mentioned much.
sep 12, 2025, 10:47 am • 2 0 • view
He would have to count on no one he knows recognizing the pictures and video of him. AFAIK there's really no precedent for someone committing an act like this (killing someone and having your image all over TV) and getting away at least in modern times.
sep 12, 2025, 10:58 am • 0 0 • view
So they think the Winter Soldier did it?
sep 12, 2025, 5:59 am • 1 0 • view
The one-armed man did it.
sep 12, 2025, 5:43 am • 6 0 • view
With his arm tied behind his back!
sep 12, 2025, 6:05 am • 1 0 • view
Yupper
sep 12, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view
This is what happens when they're forced to use AI, isn't it?
sep 12, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
We have the technology.
sep 12, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
“someone with a bionic arm” have they cased any rare pet stores yet
sep 12, 2025, 6:05 am • 2 0 • view
I forsee a 6 Million Dollar Bounty.
sep 12, 2025, 10:17 am • 2 0 • view