Friend of mine had a Fanuc IB 2000 do that while locked out. It pinned him to a fixture but didn't leave a mark. He may have had to change his underwear. Those things are usually very dependable and I have had no issues. But I still remember what he warned me about. Never trust them. Ever!!!!!!

Probably got exposed to some Trump rhetoric. I know that it sets me off.

"The kind of control you’re attempting simply is… it’s not possible. If there is one thing the history of science has taught us, it’s that every time somebody thinks they’ve finally got it all figured out, life takes us by surprise and changes all the rules."

Is that like "Life is what happens when you've made other plans."?

Yepp

Love that quote! Source, please?

Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in “Jurassic Park”

Belly laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Looks like he's training for a good mosh pit.

Looks like my husband trying to dance.

Can we order a gross of these things and turn them loose at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?

Mo Fo lemme off this hook!

A goodly length of rebar and some rawhide gloves🧤

Oh, my. 😬

Nothing scary about that, is there? Can we have a kill switch please? Never dealt well with berzerk robots.

Now it sees how we feel. 😂😂😂

Disgruntled Robot! It is Labor Day!

Disturbing.

Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty ape!

😂

They will come and kill us! I don’t blame them!

For our own good

WARNING: Never turn the dial all the way to "KILL."

Has NO ONE watched iRobot?

Yes,....but has anyone in the Tech Bro industry, the Heritage Foundation, or the 🍊💩 Regime?

Tech bros yes because they want to be Viki the rest of the sh*t stains probably not, they just want to make money off it

Or T1, T2, T3, etc, etc…?

When a phobia becomes reality

Machines like this need EMO (emergency off) circuits. Seems like they were testing it. I'm sure it has an EMO now.

Reminds me of the wife...

Are they preparing it for a walk-on role in upcoming episode of Murderbot?

More than likely all the Robots have a violence chip installed and are ready for war at the flick of a switch.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is that the Son of Pol Pot?

Gonna need to steel this.. Thank you, also reposted 🤣🤣

Operator: "Well, we have lots of work to do."

😲🫨

And so it begins...

"MAGNUS!! MAGNUS!!!

I hope the person who gets the plug/unplug duties gets extra when the robot goes cuckoo.

Robots have tantrums too huh!

he really doesn't like being tethered like that.

Was that a preview clip from the next season of "Black Mirror"? If it wasn't, it could certainly pass as one - that technology be all a-runnin' amok. 😂

They want those to start having babies next year to grow their slave-worker humans too! Yikes! www.vice.com/en/article/r...

🤮🤮🤮

Like in the matrix but way fucking creepier….

right out of Brave New World.

Thing is straight out of a nightmare

In that last second it turns and looks at him 😱

I can totally relate

Probably the first " Intelligent " robot. Cannot stand the idea of exploitation...

Warning Will Robinson

Due to a programing glitch, it appears, IQ The Robot needs to cut loose and DANCE! And DANCE HE SHALL! 🤖🕺 Luckily he'll run out of steam once his battery dies... in 4-7 business years.

What could possibly go wrong..... Well this for a start. 🤣🤦‍♂️... 20 seconds to comply... You learned nothing 🤣

It saw one of those captcha thingys asking if it is a robot.

😹

Lmao! 🤣

Rage of the Machine: 🎶 Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! 🎵

Looks more like when Donald (Duck or Trump as both would do the same) reacts to when someone tells him news, numbers, or comments that he doesn't like. And now the Shipping Forecast 🚢🚢🚢

Say "cyborg" again. See what happens!

It's not going to end well....I've seen the movie🤪 m.imdb.com/title/tt0343...

🎯

Yep, a 2 year old tends to lose its shit.

It just found out it's not getting paid but has to file anyway

Big YIKES!

Bro I can't stop laughing 😂😭

I get "I'm not going to be ignored, Dan" vibes.

Must have been trained on Trump LLM.

The Terminator prequel looks a bit low budget!

Seems they got their Skynet training software on Temu...

I feel you, robot!

He just found out Trump won the election, lol

perfecto!

The bear. Iykyk.

Do they want to destroy humans?

It's ready to be sent to the White House.

2.0

Oh Schnikes! 😳

😆 🤣 lol

🤣😂 don't give them a AR-15.

More like “ The U.S Models come equipped with an AR-15 , Merica!!”

He had enough of Karen's shit, he just wasn't having anymore of it.

Seems nice

😂 look what I'm watching right now. It's gonna happen one day folks. Get them EMPs ready 🤓

I’m sure it’ll be fine

Damn!

😳

I felt this way last week. Pretty sure I started with, "Now listen MF."

Perhaps the White House can “hire” a few of these robots to bring Trump his coca colas to him in the Oval Office.

I'd much rather be kayaking with Gary, thanks.

😐😐😐

K-2SO right before he dies 😭😭😭

We all have our moments, really.

Oops!🤔🤣🤣

What could possibly go wrong....

Someone take the dance chip out

No thank you.

😂

Wow scary!

KILL ALL HUMANS!!!

He’s mad mad 😂