Same, girl, same

Problem is you were told by Trump.

In one day

He’s always been a lier.

Probably by Trump. See Jedi mind trick?

He lies.

A nice distraction from the atrocities he's committing at home.

Yeh, but he doesn’t know what foreign is. He thinks California is foreign.

Who told you that?

That’s because he’s always been a massive piece of shit and a pathological

#metoo

You mean he acts like an imbecile on purpose? Huh

You got Trumped.

I heard that from someone! Oh wait…

Don the Dove, wasn’t it?

Don't you know? They are the "do as I say not as I do" people....

That was before his feelings got hurt last weekend.

*Creates wars because blood thirsty

No he said he’d “friend” foreign wars

Thought it was an Alt Right account, and his team took him literally

We were told he would lower gas prices. 🫠 This will triple it.

He’s a consummate liar!!

Oh my, Molly!... You were Misinformed!... Trump clearly INITIATES Foreign Wars!... He has NO Idea/Intellect/Diplomatic Savvy on how to "End Foreign Wars!"... 🤪

By whom? Trump?

Lots of people on reddit, both right wing and pretending to be on the left

...trump would end [ʷᶦᵗʰ] foreign wars....

You were lied to

The man will say anything to get elected, too bad 40% of this country was dumb enough to believe him.

Of the total population: a little over 22%. We need mandatory voting, so the largest proportion of adult voters, the non-voters, would have to stop enabling these losers.

I totaly agree.

totally

Himself

You and 150M others.

🙄

I think it was just hearsay. 😎

Trump is concentrating on causing hate and discontent within the US.

I was told he was 6'3" and 230 pounds.

The world was told a lot of things by republicans, the only thing you can count on is retaliation.

Well if he is the one who wins them, he finishes them... Always beware of the word of a liar, he will twist them to make them true

That's what happens when you order a fascist president from Temu.

🤣

What he didn’t say was how. I guess he thinks you can bomb to end war. That’s kind of like having sex to end a relationship.

Yeah but he’s a pathological liar. And a chicken.

ending the world will end all wars.

What Convicted Criminal Trump supporters do if he calls it Kool-Aid.

Head of iranian jews inside iran posted that a new Purim is coming They are planning to massacre the Persians in the next 3 days. Iranian government was mossad It closed the internet so the world won't see.

He said it himself and further promised he would end the Russia-Ukraine on day one. 🤥🤥👖🔥

Maybe he favours domestic

There’s a slight possibility they fibbed

I hope you didn't put any money into trump crypto. Or any of his schemes. Or that shoddy merch.

I’m sorry to tell you this but fascists lie.

Another campaign promise broken!

And you believed him??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣

I’m still waiting on the health plan 🤣

You were also told there is a god. How’s that worked out?

Everyone on this post, please contact your congress person.

We were told a lot of things.

I get your sarcasm, but why would any sane person believe anything Trump says? He says things to suit his perceived needs without concern to its veracity.

[Lionel Hutz voice] Oh, the printer got this all screwed up.

So good, I'm stealing this. Here's a puppy in exchange.

i came out ahead in that deal tbh

He meant start.

Yes he will, by blowing up the whole goddamn world.

Psssst . . . Trump lies. MAGA is gullible and ignorant.

Even he doesn’t know what he’s going to do.

Well, Molly, I was told we would all be so rich that we wouldn't believe it.

At least before our children die in a pointless war, they will be able to eat slightly cheaper eggs

that remains to be seen though doesn't it. Signs point toward higher food prices, unless one thinks taxes on trade and deportation of farm workers somehow grease the engine of food production

You are 100% right. And, even if eggs are cheaper now, it has nothing to do with trump. It's the easing of the bird flu.

Thanks, and I do agree 100% with your underlying point, even if somehow the President could bring down egg prices, that would hardly be a good reason to send kids off to die in war

Milton was told there would be so much winning...

The MAGA sheep bleated constantly that Trump would immediately end the Ukraine war, bring peace to the rest of the world, lower all prices, and force all other countries to pay us tariffs. So what are they bleating now that Trump has done the exact opposite on all counts?

No, he said he would "and" all foreign wars, common mistake

Rhetorical statement? We know.

And that some wars would only take 1 day for him to end. 🙄

I was told he was a virgin!!!!

If Iran had a nuclear bomb, it wouldn’t use it. Doing so would cause massive radioactive fallout, contaminating Iran’s own air, water, soil and more. The Gulf jet stream would carry the radiation back into Iran and its allies. It would be a suicidal act, and Iran’s leaders are fully aware of this.

He meant wars started by OTHERS...

Gosh do ya think you got lied to?

Every time he opens his mouth he lies.

He will, but first, just this last one and then we'll be done—scout's honor!

By who? Trump😂

I’m waiting for the “deal” with Bibi. We’ll help you with our bunker busters, if we get to keep the Iranian oil.

Don’t forget his comment from Trump 1.0. If we’ve got nuclear weapons, why don’t we use them? Maybe he thinks that will help end the war.

In 24 hours!

You think he might have lied?

More likely to start one!

Another Republican president another WMD.

They tend to use the same little scenarios all the time they can come up with something new

Another American president, another US govt that’s an imperial warmonger The rest of the world knows that Democrat or Republican doesn’t matter.

He can't even end the war with Melania

Going greatly, isn't it?

He said a lot of things. All lies.

He said exactly that! He will end foreign wars….. But he didn’t say he wouldn’t START foreign wars

He said this but of course Trump is an unrepentant liar and psychopathic narcissist.

maybe if more people were skeptical of what the felon, traitor, rapist says, we wouldn't be in the f'ing situation......well done journalism! y'all just covered him like he was credible in 1000 years, the history of America podcast will be like.....guess what? the NYT just printed his b.s.

If Obama was given a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump must have one too. Or else ... WW III?

I was told by young men they were voting for Trump because Kamala would bring back the draft for WAR. I told him he was an idiot back then. LMAO

By who ..trump 😂😂😂😂😂

with nukes

Tell him.

You were lied to

He’s letting Bibi dictate our Foreign Policy and I want to know why.

$$$

Not just told, but PROMISED! #TrumpLiesAlways

When Trump conquers the entire world, there can be no more "foreign" wars.

I was told Trump would provide a great alternative to Obamacare.

The people trump watches on Fox are saying we should go to war with Iran. That’s how he does foreign policy.

I was told he was smart because his Uncle went to MIT I was told he's 225lbs by a quack I was told he was a successful businessman that bankrupted 4 casinos

I was told if Trump were Pres., there’d be no wars. Period. Full stop.

Ha ha ha / all lies

Like most things, he lied

Jeez, it was a joke, you people are all so serious.

republicans lied

You were lied to

He never said he wouldn’t *start* any foreign wars…. Also, he never said he wouldn’t instigate a domestic/civil war either. But yet here we are…

🧵What are you saying? Are you patriotic, or are you a communist pedophile?! Explain yourself‼️

I was sure he’d gin more up.

Oh Molly.. don’t believe everything you read on the internet…😎

As soon as he wins the many trade wars. About 2 weeks.

C'mon, Molly. As a former high school English teacher, I remind you to use the active voice anytime the subject of the action is known. heh

I know! What a joke.

BiBi is playing him & the felon falls for it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, you were. But that was a fucking lie.

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He lied again

Who told you that ???

And Whiskey Pete said he would quit drinking.

He lied, he always lies. He's the greatest at lying, you know. Like no liar ever before. 🙄

According to a report, #trump has already approved attack plans – but he wants to wait to see whether Iran abandons its nuclear program. Meanwhile, Israel and Iran continued their mutual attacks, and explosions were heard in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem on Thursday morning www.spiegel.de/ausland/isra...

Apparently, he was going to do a lot!

He takes advice, like he takes his employees from FOX

So were we all.

Also 90 deals in 90 days, infrastructure week begins on Tuesday, [fill in the blank] wouldn’t have invaded [fill in the blank] if he’d been president, …

His other boss ,BN,won't let him .

Same as Afghanistan except now instead of 40m people living in an impenetrable land, it’s 90m people living in an impenetrable land And these aren’t peasants, they’re core Persian Empire, educated, technical & well able to resist Nothing brings a people together better than declaring war on them

In 24 hrs right? He’d clean up Chicago, where I live, in like 1 day, he knows a guy.

It’s “Alternative war ending”, dontcha know.

Yes well that fat orange scumbag is full of empty promises.

I wasn't fooled.

He's going to do it right after infrastructure week.

💥

And Mexico is going to pay for the beautiful infrastructure at levels, some say, we have never seen before.

Molly you know that the Felon has not told a truth his entire life. Stop believing what he says it will change when Miller corrects him. lol jk. We are in so much trouble.

Sure and you believed his bullshit lies!

IT LIED LIAR first a military parade and now "IT" wants to play war www.theguardian.com/us-news/vide...

Baby girl, you were lied to. We all were. But some of us knew they were lies. More than one third of us chose to ignore it & the Election. I am so sorry.😞

Easy now, just buy a Trump cell phone🤣

America should be fighting for Israel as we are the greatest ally of all Americans. You should look in the mirror and question your thoughts.

Always true to his word. Drumpf ended Ukraine war, Israel/Palestine war and brought down prices, all in first 24hrs after taking office. 😳😜

Look what he did to stop the war in Ukraine, oh wait, he's still working on that, needs another 2 weeks....

right after making eggs cheap and building a wall and replacing Obamacare and releasing his tax returns and andandand

Trump has no principles, morals or ethics. The only thing he is for is HIMSELF getting $$$$ and attention. That's it!!!

Molly, Molly, Molly… you know better than most, trump lies. He’s the agent provocateur domestically and in foreign affairs. He meant no one would be able to hold him accountable for the foreign wars.

..and some people believed him.

That's what I heard him say!!

Did the same person who told you that, by any chance, offer a plan on how to achieve that?

No, just the concepts of a plan.

And show us his taxes

Trump lies, A LOT

Oh. They meant start, not end.

Everything that Donald J.Trump has done so far is totally, Violent.

The fact everyone keeps talking about DT not the people pulling his strings is wild y’all. The man can’t form a coherent sentence, yet pundits, the media and even Dem lawmakers keep fixating on him, as if he’s the evil genius behind everything that’s happening. Y’all are blind!

Breaking: All of Trump’s “promises”

Because it takes him 60 days + a week of hemming and hawling + 2 weeks of "we'll see." Then what? See, no war for the US.

YOU"VE BEEN LIED TO>>> CONSTANTLY>>> DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN MONETIZING YOU"RE MOTHER"S DEATH!!!

Dump couldn’t end foreign wars if they stopped on their own but he sure as hell would take credit for it

Remember that scene in Jurassic Park (for some reason I think it was JP2: Dinos Take LA) where the two bad guys just stood stock still in front of the T-Rex thinking that its vision was movement based? Like them, you have been misinformed.

Also...

tRUMP should not fight a war on two fronts as history has shown that will lead to the fall of the Empire so he should end the war in California first.

Hopefully satirical as you're not a weak minded sycophant.

In a day!

Yes, he did.

I was told Santa Claus flew on a sleigh pulled by reindeer, one with a neon red nose, and came to my, and every child's house in the world in ONE night!

You heard “no more foreign wars” but he was saying “No? More foreign wars!”

That’s a follow. Huge fan of the Oxford comma and all punctuation.

He clearly was misunderstood. He meant to say "YOOOOO! More wars!!" And everyone missed it when he whispered *Woot woot military industrial complex goes brrrr*

Punctuation makes a difference

Hahaha! Like he was going to bring down grocery prices and end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours? Liars lie.

LOL. You were also told he didn't sexually assault E. Jean Carroll and that the Trump Foundation was a legit charity.

He doesn't know what foreign means, I mean dear Lord he's still trying to figure out how to make his toy soldiers march in proper formation!

I was told trump is a vile man in 1980. Still Correct.

And start domestic ones…😵‍💫

I was told he would not get re-elected.

And you believed him?

I was told Hegseth wouldn't drink

Nobel Peace Prizw? My ass!😳

T is Bigly Liar Tyrant👎

This one Israel started, so I guess he could end it?

He’ll start one to end one then take credit for it.

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And I'm sure that you believed it about as much as it should have been believed!

Instead he’s starting them.

All Republicans: "Well Jesus H tried to end all foreign wars too, and look what happened to him!!"

Those people are wrong & dumb on purpose.

He would if he were president. He's a robot now. I got that from QAnon. Anyone can make up things. That's what Trump and his followers do.

All the ones Biden and Obama started. Oh, wait…

End, start. It’s six of one to MAGA.

MAGA: “Fake news!”