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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

I just ate a really delicious gelato. That was Nutella flavored. Yes my cholesterol is 300..

jul 10, 2025, 12:08 am • 1,023 18

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Dave @carlsbaddave.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣

jul 10, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Annie Dz... @anniedz.bsky.social

Well, if that's your only vice, it's not a bad one! 😋

jul 10, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
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joedrawing3 @joedrawing3.bsky.social

It may be 300, but there's a drug for that, no doubt.

jul 10, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Notwittergirl @notwittergirl.bsky.social

I gave it up for Lent. Then decided to go the whole year. I crave it all the time.

jul 10, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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fullofqi.bsky.social @fullofqi.bsky.social

If your cholesterol is really high, try citrus bergamot with red rice yeast; my numbers dropped 46 points within a month.

jul 10, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
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BT @grandmabecky.bsky.social

YOLO

jul 10, 2025, 12:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Auntie Begonia @slackermom66.bsky.social

We only live once.

jul 10, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
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schactrolee-75.bsky.social @schactrolee-75.bsky.social

Eat cholesterol busting porridge

jul 10, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nana @nanasmith.bsky.social

I’m sure that’s better than Trumps true cholesterol level.

jul 10, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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279732.bsky.social @279732.bsky.social

That's a great flavor! You must let us know what you think of this. bsky.app/profile/ronl...

jul 10, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
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mitxelena14.bsky.social @mitxelena14.bsky.social

I believe we are in the season of Eat Your Feelings.

jul 10, 2025, 3:31 am • 3 0 • view
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ArmyMomJenn @armymomjenn.bsky.social

It’s 11:11 and I just ate a half dozen buffalo wings. Pretty sure that’s a sign from angels telling me I made the right decision. 😂

jul 10, 2025, 3:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Miki @midwestmiki.bsky.social

Calorie worthy.

jul 10, 2025, 3:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Sass @skajk.bsky.social

Life is short - enjoy 🍦

jul 10, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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ldrberi.bsky.social @ldrberi.bsky.social

I did not know such a thing existed, I will now consume many bowls of oatmeal to prep my cholesterol levels.

jul 10, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Burgaw Bill @burgawbill.bsky.social

Mine is 911.

jul 10, 2025, 7:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Leigh Silverton, Ph.D. psychologist-writer @leighsilverton.bsky.social

I know how that is. My condolences. My downfall is Mac and Cheese.

jul 10, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
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n25s.bsky.social @n25s.bsky.social

Dear Molly, my cholesterol has come down to 250 with more meds. And last week I had a heart attack. Now I have a stent. Please take care of yourself. You’re worth it.

jul 10, 2025, 12:56 am • 1 0 • view
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ginny1956.bsky.social @ginny1956.bsky.social

Omg!

jul 10, 2025, 11:54 am • 0 0 • view
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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social

They have pills for that👍 It's great.

jul 10, 2025, 4:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Erick A. @erickabad.com

300! You’re kidding right?

jul 10, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Scott Christy @scott-christy.bsky.social

Is that high?

jul 10, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
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dwoods24.bsky.social @dwoods24.bsky.social

I just learned that gelato has less fat than ice cream so EAT UP!

jul 10, 2025, 12:35 am • 4 0 • view
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Katie Oliver @katieoliver.bsky.social

Just back from a walk where I passed on moosetrack ice cream for which I have regret.

jul 10, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Deborah Frank @deborahfrank.bsky.social

I made no bake cookies today, they didn’t turn out well, won’t firm up. If memory serves me right, the last time I was told, it was like 278ish.

jul 10, 2025, 4:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Arizona Birder @liberalazbirder.bsky.social

Thank you for sharing. 🥰🍨

jul 10, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Scaypgrayce @scaypgrayce.bsky.social

I’m a huge Nutella fan; however, have you tried . . . bit more expensive, but in a league of its own.

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jul 10, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Lingua Franca @triplozero.bsky.social

On the plus side, hazelnuts help reduce cholesterol.

jul 10, 2025, 1:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Kris Weinschenker @krisweinschenker.bsky.social

I don't have any problems with my cholesterol, even though my doctor has me on atorvostatin

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Miss Dfies @missdfies.bsky.social

Not to brag, but I bet my blood pressure is higher than yours

jul 10, 2025, 12:35 am • 3 1 • view
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Wish You Were Here🇨🇦 @animalhouse24.bsky.social

jul 10, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Elizabeth Tigardian 🫘 @elizkay.bsky.social

I don't even care right now. If life as we know it is ending I'm going to be SO PISSED if I didn't eat the cheesecake. Live now.

jul 10, 2025, 12:19 am • 7 0 • view
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The Reverend Belleony Anne Cheese @oldstuff.bsky.social

Yes. Eat the cheesecake. Yes.

jul 10, 2025, 12:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Debbie McNulty @dmcnulty70.bsky.social

Sounds amazing!

jul 10, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Jim Silver @jimlsilver.bsky.social

You're supposed to have it checked after fasting, not after consuming a quart of Gelato. So you'll be fine in ten days or so.

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social

Anita?

jul 10, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

In aol time warner center

jul 10, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social

Ah, haven't been to that one.

jul 10, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Brian Nash @loletadude.bsky.social

When I was drinking heavily in the nineties I hit 343. You are fine.😀

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edjohnson21.bsky.social @edjohnson21.bsky.social

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Victoria 📚 @its-its.bsky.social

My heart suffers, but my mouth lives in bliss. I chose mouth every time.

jul 10, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
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cmcurran75.bsky.social @cmcurran75.bsky.social

In Greece I had kinder Bueno flavored Gelato and lt was life changing. Also it was lunch and dinner for the next two days

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sat50.bsky.social @sat50.bsky.social

My mom's was over 300 with meds and was 85 lbs. She lived to be 93. Cholesterol has not been sufficiently studied for it's effect on women. Subjects have been overwhelmingly male forever. Bon Appetit.

jul 10, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
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rationalpear.bsky.social @rationalpear.bsky.social

it has been sufficiently study to demonstrate that high cholesterol in woman late in life correlates with lower all cause mortality. it’s been observed many many times.

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sat50.bsky.social @sat50.bsky.social

You mean the study with high LDL and longer survival? I just read that. Great! www.jwatch.org/na50908/2020...

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rationalpear.bsky.social @rationalpear.bsky.social

can’t access but yeah. the function of cholesterol seems to be very different depending on age and sex. the strongest evidence that statins reduce risk is in middle aged men after a previous heart attack. most other groups. it’s a very slight benefit.

jul 10, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Wait, what?! @whyisthat.bsky.social

I want to believe you. My doctor though will need more convincing to let my numbers go.

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sat50.bsky.social @sat50.bsky.social

Mine, too. However, I experience side effects for all the drugs for cholesterol that I have tried. So, she and I have settled on less fat, more exercise. If you don't have related diseases, cholesterol may not be an issue for you.

jul 10, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Wait, what?! @whyisthat.bsky.social

Thank you for your comment. Will be talking to her when I dee her about dropping it.

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Wait, what?! @whyisthat.bsky.social

I'm waiting for my blood test request from my doctor. Hoping it and my diet has reduced it to, "range within" levels and can stop taking it. Used to be higher but, "was the least of my problems" for a long time. Love the notes doctor's write in your file. But will follow her anywhere. She saved me.

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rationalpear.bsky.social @rationalpear.bsky.social

important point. a lot (most?) of the statin trials don’t accurately report side effects. they eliminate participants from the trial that have immediate adverse reactions. they don’t get counted. plus, benefits are reported as relative risk. if you risk is 1/1000 and it get’s reduced 10%. worth it?

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rationalpear.bsky.social @rationalpear.bsky.social

i’ll see if i can find it. but if a 60-70 yo women otherwise healthy and no evidence of vascular disease? it’s crazy to start statins. they did it with my mom. luckily my mom doesn’t like drugs or seeing docs so she stopped taking cuz she thought they made her tired.

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Wait, what?! @whyisthat.bsky.social

It forces me to eat when I'm not hungry but don't want to be sick. Will definitely talk to her when I see her. Thank you for your comment. 💙

jul 12, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maryanne Chisholm 🌊 💙 @maryannechisholm.bsky.social

Ooohhh!!

jul 10, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
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John Guay @johnfguay.bsky.social

Ok once and a while

jul 10, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Kate @lessafetoday08.bsky.social

Well thank you for telling me. I just had a grape popsicle because my kids ate all the other ones.😡It was awful.

jul 10, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Jules @julmm.bsky.social

that sound so yum

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quilterjude.bsky.social @quilterjude.bsky.social

I love you Molly!

jul 10, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Canadian Jen 🇨🇦 @jenniferargue.bsky.social

This post had me dipping a banana in nutella.

jul 10, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Mary Theresa McCombe @mtmccombe.bsky.social

Come to the Hamptons, Molly, and join me for a bowl of what I just finished. Home-made vanilla bean ice cream smothered in chocolate balsamic soaked fresh sliced strawberries. I’m in gluttony heaven.

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terrier4me.bsky.social @terrier4me.bsky.social

If you love gelato, you’ve got to try the new Trader Joe’s Pistachio/Sweet Cream. It’s imported from Italy!

jul 10, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social

But your social battery is now full

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Carmen D. @hraka13.bsky.social

😳

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Whatthehell @moronthislater.bsky.social

300 is good.

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Lyn @llllyn.bsky.social

So, now run around the block 5 times! You can do it!🚶‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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rationalpear.bsky.social @rationalpear.bsky.social

that would affect your triglycerides depending on your level of insulin resisted, not cholesterol. but yeah. it’s a joke. just thought a would do a bit of health ed.

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michigangirl.bsky.social @michigangirl.bsky.social

Oooh! Sounds great. Maybe try making your own with one frozen banana, and some Nutella? A little less cholesterol maybe! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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SK @ny-gal10.bsky.social

Not advocating for high cholesterol, but sometimes it’s worth it..the soul needs a pick me up every now and then!

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kindguy-vt.bsky.social @kindguy-vt.bsky.social

Good for you Molly! Peace through Gelato. All good.

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HRPac @hrpac.bsky.social

Sounds like the good kind of cholesterol

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stefflee.bsky.social @stefflee.bsky.social

My granddaughter has Nutella every stinking morning either on bagel or waffles, she would probably love it, thanks for letting us know they make ice cream 😀

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TrixxyIL @trixxyil.bsky.social

Offer is on a banana

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OLD DUFFER @antifavet.bsky.social

Gotta die sometime! 🤷‍♂️

jul 10, 2025, 12:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Teri Wildt @dauntlesst.bsky.social

Try van leeuwen ice cream…oh, my!

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Jana @janagrams.bsky.social

Cornbread and jam, oh sweet Jesus. Dangerous in my house.

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Teri Wildt @dauntlesst.bsky.social

Mine, too. I make ice cream cones—lasts a little bit longer.

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Jana @janagrams.bsky.social

Great tip! I hope I have the strength to avoid this scenario

jul 10, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ike1887 @ike1887.bsky.social

Lipitor is the word.

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debscheetzam.bsky.social @debscheetzam.bsky.social

But tomorrow you’ll be fine.

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CMaguire @cmaguire3.bsky.social

www.heartuk.org.uk/step-4-eat-a...

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CMaguire @cmaguire3.bsky.social

Benecol

A tub of Benecol Buttery Spread
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🪷 Blue Spirit 🐲 @xzuko.bsky.social

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RP @george73.bsky.social

The key is not the total cholesterol but the LDL.

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Donna Stern @dvsmemphis.bsky.social

Sounds wonderful.

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totallyswedish.bsky.social @totallyswedish.bsky.social

My cholesterol was way above 300 too.I would eat just greens, no oil, salt sugar, nothing except straight vegan for a year, but the cholesterol level didn’t go below 235. Enjoy the gelato 🍨.

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Jace @rapturedemon.bsky.social

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stavadi.bsky.social @stavadi.bsky.social

Enjoy every single bite! ♥️

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Laurie H @brklyn1984.bsky.social

So worth it! It must have been so delicious! 😋

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Truth Axe Loves The Perfect Beautiful Maps 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰 @truthaxe.bsky.social

Lfgoooo

jul 10, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Tudie Silverbush @tudiesilverbush.bsky.social

Well, as long as it was a treat and only happens occasionally… 😜

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robinjedwards.bsky.social @robinjedwards.bsky.social

I’m old enough to remember a pose like this used to be ALL of Twitter.

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Liam1313 @liam1313.bsky.social

Gelato is good with this too... bsky.app/profile/shan...

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social

Gelato has less fat than ice cream, at least! —former gelato server

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Apollo Grey 🏳️‍🌈 @theapollogrey.bsky.social

I think it’s the Nutella.

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William Reece @williamreece.bsky.social

Gross. Gross. Yikes !

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The Reverend Belleony Anne Cheese @oldstuff.bsky.social

Nutella 🤢

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Not my real name 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 to 🇺🇸 @hughjacks-again.bsky.social

Totally worth it. Cheers.

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Lukavic @lukavic.bsky.social

So, it sounds as though you’re good to go for seconds then.😁

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Comen-tator @comen-tator.bsky.social

👌, I guess?

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Fuck this timeline @anonymousnow.bsky.social

Ooooo yum

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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social

Where did this happen?!

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designerontherun @designerontherun.bsky.social

Gelato has much less cream (fat) than ice-cream, my brain says eat more, tho my diabetic genes say noooooo!

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Howard Dean's awkward scream @gribblette.bsky.social

Honey. Please tell me you're joking.

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Peter Partler @partlerprattle.bsky.social

I recommend trying Nigella’s Nutella Cheesecake! www.nigella.com/recipes/nute...

jul 10, 2025, 1:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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gaylemearley @gmearley.bsky.social

yummy

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Ciel @cielwilliams.bsky.social

Am I the only one who has never tried Nutella?

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Katie @katie-did.bsky.social

But! It's nutella-flavored cholesterol so it's totally worth it

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donkeybright.bsky.social @donkeybright.bsky.social

we're all going to die anyway...

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The Reverend Belleony Anne Cheese @oldstuff.bsky.social

Joni Ernst approves this message.

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isaacbackwards @caasiredding.bsky.social

I love you, and more so that you’re reporting that.

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TrixxyIL @trixxyil.bsky.social

Sounds fantastic. We ate gelato every single day while traveling in Italy. Every day.

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Millie, or Mills if we’re friends @millie29.bsky.social

Take statins. Start now. You’re welcome.

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mar51.bsky.social @mar51.bsky.social

You gotta do what you have to do.

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Rebba.bsky.social @rebba.bsky.social

Hope you're eating enough apples.🍎 🫂

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