Found the KUT News reporting quite amusing 👇 “Before she was elected to the state Senate, Paxton often accompanied her husband on the campaign trail. She was known for her musical ability, singing a song she wrote with the lyrics, "I'm a pistol packin' mama and my husband sues Obama."”

Jesus told her to forgive Ken before. What made Him change His mind?

Took her long enough.

Jesus was super clear about divorce, which apparently is okay for the Paxtons, but didn't say a word about homosexuality, which Ken is kind of obsessed with. So interesting.

If you know a fundie christian, especially if that fundie christian's a man, you almost certainly know an adulterer, pedophile, or sex pest.

This will make him a lock for a Cabinet post.

family values

Good for her.

Oh another Republican “Christian” supporting an adjudicated rapist pedophille, and prayer to her god over her adulterous Republican “Christian” husband. The hypocrisy

There is at least one edition of the Bible which mandates adultery. Be funny if the Court goes with that one.

Wonder what his boyfriend’s name is!

Beat me to it!😉

Yeah duh

Ewwww. Someone else slept with this gross man…

Actually, if he cheated on her, he found at least two women willing to sleep with him. Go figure.

That’s what I’m thinking!! What exactly is some finding attractive about him? Looks or Moral Compass?

Ho's gonna ho. He was paying her rent and buying her shit. Wasn't cause he's such a catch.

God’s rules are sacrosanct until they inconvenience me

Bingo

Ken Paxton is as vile as trump. Sure took her a long time for her to reach her limits.

I don’t get it.

Too much man for one woman, Ken Paxton. His spin on this should be interesting.

Not surprising

Well that'll ensure he's elected Senator. MAGAts loooove adulterers.

Adultery, who would have guessed. A reminder: Adultery is in violation of commandment 6 in the 10 commandments.

See, a tale as old as time.

They are not very ‘Christian like’!!!

The only "Biblical" reason for divorce is infidelity...now we all know what you did, Ken! You had time to have an affair in between all the evil sh*t you've been up to?? Happy Divorce.

Ew. Ew ew ew. So ew.

But yet they view the word Jesus and God all the time. The Christians deserve these people

Paxton, corrupt and hideous pig that he is, was bound to cheat on Angela; it’s his degenerate nature. The only mystery is what woman is so desperate, self-degrading and discarded as to give herself to this physically and morally warped man?

So much for what god has brought together… Mark? Never heard of her.

that would be the “biblical” piece

Me, as a Dutch person, snickering because of the name of this website. And because Paxton is in some unruly waters. But GOP voters probably do not care.

I see you had to wait 13 minutes for that to be resolved. Ha ha. These people…..

That was my first guess.

I love how Ken seems to blame others and their countless attacks. Own up Ken. Own up.

As a CA retired divorce attorney after 30 years, this is why the GOP should not be in charge of Texas; all 50 states went to no fault divorce so women wouldn’t have to bare the litigation costs of proving adultery. The hypocrisy of the sexist, misogynistic adulterers like the president.

you know this won't matter to the MAGAt cultists. they voted for the fascist pig in the white house. they'll forgive kenny boy too.

It’s the SEVENTH COMMANDMENT and if either of them had looked at a wall, pretty much anywhere, in Texas, they would have known it!!

I assume he won the primary. Who is he running against?

Always nice to see the standard they demand, met. #sarcasm

There's a second woman willing to sleep with Ken Paxton?????

Ugh, barf.

It's got to be more than simple adultery.

Apparently God blessed him and his family with some side booty.

Pretty interesting

Repulsive & disgusting? ? That sounds like more than just cheating with cis-het women.

"To wot are you inferring to, Mr 'umphreys?" — Mrs Slocombe

I understood that reference

Reading between the lines, none of what Ken Paxton was up to bothered her enough until he challenged John Cornyn for the Texas Senate seat. This isn’t a case of Angela finding a conscience, this is a case of the NRSC visiting a state politician and having a convo about a brighter future for her…

What the hell does "biblical grounds" mean in divorce?

The phrase ‘biblical grounds for divorce’ means the other partner cheated. It’s drawn from one or two New Testament prooftexts.

Thank you!!!

There are no biblical grounds for divorce. Instead, the stupid book says that the adulteress has to be stoned to death and that the wife has to remain married. But the fundies re-interpret the texts as they see fit. It is literal for you, and metaphorical for them.

Thank you! And I agree with you. Their motto: SIN, REPENT, REPEAT.

I usually assume that the spouses of shitty pols deserve and abet everything their politician spouse does so long as they get to bask in the borrowed importance.

he's on Epstein's list!

Just -biblically- putting his johnson where he shouldn't have.

What took her so long?

They are both horrible people.

right. it wasn't the adultery, it was attacks by libs. these people lie about everything.

It’s Joe Biden’s fault.

I guess the adultery is ok.

Either he was on the Epstein list or found on Grindr

True. They aren't mutually exclusive

Too bad she didn't have this info in 2023.

Virulently homophobic men are often in denial of their own sexuality. I wonder just who Paxton was playing away with?

Wait till she hears what Elon is doing with Stephen Miller's wife.

Well, I guess I shouldn’t have read this 👇 far in the article because I looked for a video and found it. 🥺 youtu.be/58fL8UAr3xU?...

The actual song starts after the 2 minute mark.

Will it make me laugh, or is it just cringe?

I guess somebody had to be his wife. They seem made for each other.

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Walked in on him eating shellfish and wearing textiles woven from two different materials, fled the room weeping

And he got a haircut!

Oh that's champagne comedy right there! I doth my hat.

Doff

Any time a Christian couple are getting divorced "on Biblical grounds" and ask for "prayer and privacy", it means someone cheated. I'm just surprised he cheated with a woman.

Maybe an “immigrant”!? That would really trigger the republican biblical nonsense.

Is that confirmed?

It's my observation as a Christian and seeing plenty of Christian couples get divorced.

so the confirmation wasn't about infidelity but confirmation that it was woman...

Sorry, both were confirmed, according to the divorce documents.

Another sanctimonious, Bible-thumping Republican who can’t keep the Commandments.

Another Republican who wants to make everyone live by the 10 Commandments, but skip the part about stoning adulterers.

Skydaddy is laughing at the demise of that marriage!

No wonder they are so hot to post the 10 commandments everywhere. They have short memories for so many of them.

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does she mean ken wasn't getting biblical with her but with another woman? (i'm assuming it's a woman...with ken it could just as likely be a goat)

Sodom and Gomorrah much?

i'm always down for a little Gomorrah...as long as it's with water-based natural lube.

TMI

Angela stuck around through indictments and impeachments. She even put up with Ken’s wandering eye for 38 years, but I guess everyone has a breaking point… #KenPaxton #AngelaPaxton #Divorce #Adultery #

Wandering eye…..

Over 25 years of civil/crim/family law, and I've never seen any legal action taken on the basis of "Biblical grounds" -- not even divorce. Is that a legally defined statute in TX? If not, I suggest Mrs P get herself some better counsel.

So he likes the taste of penis?

Those affairs had to be with prostitutes, nobody in their right mind would sleep with that putrid pile of vulgarness.

How do you reckon those lowly paid female government workers got their promotions and plastic surgeries?

Like he said....prostitutes. 🙄

Yes. It was already fairly well known that he had affairs with staffers in his office and his wife stayed with him. This time he did something so foul that she is divorcing him. It's either prostitutes or men, and I'd go with prostitutes as the likely scenario.

Or male prostitutes

He may have even contracted an STD, though that's pure speculation.

I guess she could deal with him being a criminal, but cheating on her is one step too far.

Because the Bible probably says nothing about being married to a criminal or vile human being. It’s just God’s will. 🤷‍♂️

That's the Republicans way.

Killing folks is fine, I guess. But step out? Unconscionable.

It came out at trial he had a mistress. She continued to stay with him and NOW she has biblical grounds to leave??? Hmmm??

Maybe the mistress is now pregnant

Maybe its not a women

That was my 2nd thought! Not that there's anything wrong with that but it make all these Bible folks heads explode

Word on the street is he cheated but not with a women has been repeated several times. Bye bye Senate!

I think she could deal with infidelity but not w another man

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Or child?

was she the beard?

That reason WOULD be biblical. 😂

Another poster said in Texas the punishment (biblically speaking) for adultery is stoning😁 I think this is a fitting sentence since they are self proclaimed “Christians” that are very involved in their faiths, the holiest of true believers, I am sure they would agree & carried out immediately AMEN

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She is just as much a POS as he is. She is my State Senator, unfortunately. And I hate how articles talk about his acquittal and crap without mentioning his party got him off. Corruption runs deep in Texas

You know, Republican priorities 🤷🏻‍♀️

The hypocrisy

She couldn’t divorce him for any of his political fouls, that would bring them out in the open in validation. Religious grounds will keep the evangelicals happy and the heat off paxton.

Gotta be money involved. A lot of it strange is ok with these folks unless it’s costing her some money. Then, not ok.

"repulsive and disgusting" "biblical grounds" hmmm adultery isn't anything new for the GOP... Gotta wonder...with all the variations available what sorta freaky kink driven strange did ol' Ken have to have that straight people vomit on merely about hearing it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc4e...

Texas is a fault-divorce state. By the time this is over, we'll know the eye-color and shoe-size of the rando he may have sucked off in a truck-stop toilet stall.

It's got to be REAL bad if the NSRC is saying something, when they've not said a peep through all his other legal issues.

Gang Of Perverts are all about biblical punishments right?🤔😂👹

I love two things: coveting my neighbors ass and casting the first stone. And my neighbor is all out of ass.

Mutually contradicting things that fit perfectly with Christians.

😂😂😂

mods biblically crush his testicles

😂😂😂

Horrible people

The Texas two step.

Lord, who would willingly touch that?

With a stick perhaps? No, that’s disgusting too.

She sat thru and rallied support for Jim during his impeachment, where there was testimony from one of his mistresses. So sorry but lose me on the bullshit here. She is as obsessed with proximity to power as her soon to be former spouse’s proclivity to deny women bodily autonomy

The adultery was an open secret for *years*

He wasn’t Kenough

Hubris and power lead to this. Not always, but as Sadie Thompson said, "You men! You filthy dirty pigs!"

Hold up. *Two* people would want to sleep with Ken Paxton?

The other one is probably a dude

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Two *PEOPLE* want to sleep with that dude?

Paxton as corrupt as they come. He should be in jail, not AG of TX. Certainly not a Senator.

And his response blamed everything on the stress of political attacks. The total lack of accountability from MAGA men is unbelievable.

Can Texas offer $10,000 bounty for catching Ken Paxton cheating on his wife?

Poor Angela, she's kind of a slow learner.

He will add it to his CV to impress the orange guy

I KNEW IT!

Yet she would snatch that right from other women. We see you republican women and we’re taking notes.

So, she's divorcing him based on adultery...calls it Biblical reasons. But supports Trump. OK.

Crazy huh? And who are these incredibly stupid women who are willing to serve him sexually. Whats wrong with them? Gross!

Repubs like getting out of a fly trap!

Still doesn’t explain who he was caught buggering.

Was it with a grown-up, or was he another Epstein guest?

He's on the list, isn't he?

um, his adultery isn't a recent discovery. It came out in 2020 when his staff blew the whistle on him. According to 2 anonymous sources, they were told about it in 2018.

There’s gotta be more details coming than this, right? Mere adultery wouldn’t make the Texas gop issue the statement they blasted out unless it was in their own words, truly “repulsive and disgusting.”

Epsteinesque?

Well, she's a pistol packin' mama,her husband sues Obama. Is that all these people know how to do,sue.

Those great Christian values again

As the Texans turn. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for more!

Probably already moved in with his mistress.

Adultry was the reason that broke her marriage? I would have thought his lack of ethics and morals would have applied her long ago. 😂😂😂

Well, what you'd expect from a MAGA man...IJS

Does this mean he’s going on the wall…. Praise be!

Adultery? Yeah, he’s fucking everybody in Texas.

So a corrupt official also an adulterer? And running for senator? Sounds like Texas.

Ugh. Who or what would want that THING?!

This would have never happened if the Ten Commandments were plastered all over the state of Texas! Oh wait….

Is this all a ploy by his wife to boost his poll numbers ahead of his election? Republicans are going to love this guy!!

Ken Paxton ya hooer!!!

The usual zipper problem ..

If by “was known for” they mean “everyone called her a musi-criminal,” then yes she was known for that. Both of them are hot garbage and I hope they’re miserable.

The headline I want to see is that she revenge-fucked Cornyn just to cuck Ken. But she's no Joni Ernst.

If it had been anything more serious than unadultery I'm pretty sure she'd have shot him, "I'm a pistol packin' mama and my husband sues Obama."

A biblical divorce only allows the husband to divorce the wife if *she* has committed adultery. She is never allowed to leave her husband.

Not all hypocrites are Christians, but all Christians are hypocrites.

Hey meow, some of us are trying really hard to reclaim the "C-word" label. Granted I swear a lot on here so 🤷‍♂️

I mean technically in the Bible it doesn’t say a woman can’t divorce her husband. It’s got language about men abandoning their families. I could be wrong but I think she’s still good, if you believe in all that nonsense

You can in the case of adultery.

But, but, what happened to stoning?

Exactly.

Matthew 5:32 and 19:9 are pretty clear - only the husband can divorce the wife, and only if *she* has committed adultery. Wives are never allowed to divorce the husband, no matter *what* he does.

I don’t know about the New Testament but Jews have always allowed divorce though it has to be granted/agreed by the husband. There’s a cottage industry of mob like enforcers religious Jewish women can hire to “encourage” reluctant husbands to agree 😬

Culture vs scripture. Idk about Jewish texts but the Bible doesn’t forbid women leaving. Men implied it bc it serves them tho really men just made it all up as the Bible was compiled by a g7 of the 1% to align on revolution prevention propaganda. Guaranteeing each man a bangmaid was a part of it

Where does it say women can never divorce? Go on. We’ll wait

You're asking me to prove a negative. It's on you to find a place in the Christian scriptures that shows women can "biblically" divorce their husbands.

Thank you for acknowledging it doesn’t exist. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Typical Republican

Fuck’m both.

Is the recent discovery that he's running for Senate? Because the adultery has been known for years now.

I have my doubts. Simple adultery and giving your mistress a job seems too straight forward for a "biblical reasons" divorce.

He paid for her abortion

And that one got you a follow! Damn!! Wouldn’t be surprised ur if ur spot on. Worse yet, maybe he wouldn’t! An “illegitimate“ child might be worse to her.

Where are all the MAGAt "Christians" calling for his stoning?

How in the literal fuck is KEN PAXTON having more sex than me?

I’m guessing you have higher standards

Thank you. After reading @stefwilliams25.bsky.social s post I had the same horrible thought. Then I read your post, felt a little better!!!

Sad thing is, it won't matter in the election. They voted for him despite his financial misdeeds, and will vote for him despite his marital misdeeds. I live in Texas. They will vote for a slug over a democrat out in the rural areas.

Ken Paxton doesn't want a scandal while he's trying to oust Coryn. I think most of us already know what Paxton is: a lyin', cheatin' kind of dog.

Man I hate when criminals like paxton claim to be deeply religious...I guess he changed after the securities fraud, the bribes, and professional misconduct charges...I assume you can add adultery to his list of strong religious beliefs...

Somehow, it seems appropriate that Paxton is a Republican.

Dead girl or live boy???

She discovered his Grindr account? 🤔🤣

So he literally FA and she FO.

But I bet she votes for his sorry a$&

I'm not sure infidelity was the issue if this behavior has been known for a while now. She said recent discoveries caused her to choose biblical grounds for divorce. Definitely sounds more sinister. But maybe that's just me.

Apparently God had a huge influence on their decision to split.

Ahhhh god will guide her to the next penis

She has so much blazing talent that I don't know why she let that deadweight pull her down. I think she'll be OK. 'She was known for her musical ability, singing a song she wrote with the lyrics, "I'm a pistol packin' mama and my husband sues Obama."'

Biblical reasons? 10 to 1 she found his Grinder dating profile

Well, that's old news. UNLESS, it's a more recent affair after he agreed not to screw around!

New lyrics for her - "I'm a pistol packin' mama and my husband screws anotha" Guessing she won't be using that.

Weird how these arch conservatives are always lying in service of avoiding personal accountability. I'm sensing a theme.

No. She actually learned that he was, indeed, a Devil (a minion, not the chief guy).

“She was known for her musical ability, singing a song she wrote with the lyrics, "I'm a pistol packin' mama and my husband sues Obama." A generational talent, for sure.

Somehow I was expecting something more sinister.

Well, Angela Paxton knew long ago about his adultery, so “recent discoveries” evokes a mystery rife with possibilities.

That did seem odd. Maybe there is something that will be made public soon that she can no longer pretend not to know about his cheating.

Possible baby?

According to reports she moved out in July of last year, so something definitely changed.

Her husband has more kids maybe?

Ooooh. That's a good one. I like it a lot more than gay panic.

Maybe the money ran out….

Kind of a let down after all the hype

Wow. His record reads like the perfect resume for this administration.

I hear she’s a pistol packing mama, I guess she’s packing up her pistols

Their adultery, is that they're both fucking the citizens of Texas.

Oh. But I thought it was political attacks that did them in. You mean...it was his own shitty behavior? Shawking...

Shocked he was even married. Not shocked about the divorce.

That was a no brainer

He did he covet thy neighbor?

I’m surprised he is not in Trump’s cabinet.

YET

This is going to be interesting.

So, her husband being an openly corrupt criminal who should have been disbarred but was instead elected AG was not a bridge too far for her, but cheating on her was.

"She was known for her musical ability, singing a song she wrote with the lyrics, "I'm a pistol packin' mama and my husband sues Obama." 🙄😂

Omg adutry in ink wow !!!! Omg that was juicy.....

It boggles the mind that anyone would have sex with let alone marry the guy with one eye looking to the sky. Guy is fugly