"Im video taping this" lmfaoooo

Businesses in trump world can refuse service to LGBTQ. So returning the favor scum pedophile. No service for pedophilia. Fuck off dirtshits

Not sure that the constitutional law professor truly understands anti-discrimnation laws. Political views or beliefs generally are not a protected class re private business discrimination. Since he's in Mass., here is a summary of Mass. law. www.mass.gov/info-details...

And even in California, which has an expansive anti-discrimination law, it's unlikely that a private business refusing to serve Trump supporters is illegal. www.civilrightsca.com/blog/discrim...

The brilliant legal mind can only come up with “You couldn’t tell a black man to leave.”

Lost his marbles.

They don’t like you Alan. You are not welcome. Take a hint. Go get your pierogis in Central Texas. Oh, and thank you Martha’s Vineyard.

Hold on….”central Texas” is Austin, and we are a special gem from rest of Texas so it’s not central Texas you meant to say I’m sure. We have same thinking of Alan as Martha’s Vineyard

You’re right. Unfair. Austin is a beautiful place. So sorry.

We could write off his attitude as being a cranky old geezer (I'm one) but he's always been this way ... from early to middle age and insufferably now.

What an arrogant dick.

Did he keep his underwear on?

Why does he have to be such an asshole? America is tired of assholes. Enough. Vote out ALL Republicans FOREVER. They’re the party of assholes.

Dershowitz is performing for clown 45/47. Noise. He has lots to be worried about……he is compromised .

Trump won’t release the Epstein files even after Kash Patel deleted 258 pages lol Trump is all over that thing. Look at this thing. Look at the way the girls look they’re holding their hands. They’re scared to death look at Trump. He’s a pedo people wake up the 25th amendment. GOP cut him loose.

That image of the two girls holding hands makes me want to jump in the picture and rescue them. They looked scared to death where Trump and Maxwell look like they are picking team members.

He’s a straight up pedal you should’ve seen him on the letterman show on time he was trying to defend Mike Tyson because the pretty young girl came up to his room at one in the morning he said you know that’s important. He had a terrible defense that’s important. Trump is a flat out pedophile.

Another entitled snowflake triggered by the outside world.

How many times and in what contexts does this entitled Ahole's name appear in the #EpsteinFiles? Or did the Trump DOJ redact it along with names of other rich powerful #Epstein buddies?

Blackmails and favors

They dershowitzed him.

Thank you for that one bright spot today..

My God. Can he just enjoy the vendors and the beautiful day? Hmmm……lookin’ for something he can post I think.

MORE of this, please. Our country is facing a fascist coup. Every fascist needs to be confronted in every way at every moment. This does not stop until it's more painful for Republicans to keep Trump than cut him off.

Dersh using video to act more threatening. Just showing he really IS the POS everyone knows he is.

I want a nine hour remix of this.

What a small, small, little man. He thinks himself smarter than everyone else. It’s true what “they” say about being judged by the company one keeps.

What an asshole he is! I wouldn’t sell to him either!

Again, these are the people that want to refuse service to anyone they choose. Such snowflake hypocrites. 😒

The big smile he puts on his face when he’s actually angry and aggressive.

Cop should have asked him if he kept his underwear on the whole time he was trying to buy pierogies, because that's important information

This guy has been bellyaching for years about how he's being ostracized. Why doesn't he go some place where he fits in? Like hell.

no notes needed. He's a shameless opportunist, chazer and a real fonferer

Bastard getting treated like one

Didn't he want to get rid of DEI!

...Little Saint James Island ...

What a pathetic little man.

He’s saying it’s a public space and the cop is saying it’s private property. Dersh is demanding to meet the manager, guy should just have him trespassed. It would be awesome if this whiny entitled awful man was arrested.

Someone's ageing like vinegar at the vineyard.

Hey Allen, your choices and help in eroding the country has consequences you absolute tools!

Arrest him let him take it to court!

The epitome of white privilege

Doesn't this guy have anything better to do with his remaining years than to harass market vendors? How much more of a loser can he be.

Exactly.

Don’t be a Dick, Allen!

It’s so sad when wealthy, well connected to people are slightly inconvenienced.

≈ "Poor me, I'm on the wrong side of history and American sensibilities and people don't want to associate with me ... I want their Constitutional rights revoked".

Why would you want to stay, when it's obvious no one will serve you??

Lack of self-awareness, and a perverted sense of righteousness. Does he not read what people think of him?????

Entitlement and a will to make ppl pay for daring not to coddle your sense of entitlement. Like every other privileged white guy.

He knows political affiliation is not a protected class. Looking forward to him getting laughed out of court.

Dudes on Epstein’s list too…he is a prick

I wouldn’t serve him. I wouldn’t serve anyone that I knew to be a child rapist.

The business owners just hate you.. so leave.

LOSER!!

I'd have run him in for that outfit alone.

Ahh, so good

Did I hear correctly that three vendors refused service to him because he was Alan Dershowitz? I guess when the Supreme Court grants vendors the right to refuse service on religious grounds, it can be used in all kinds of ways...😋

This strong-and-athletic Hollywood-attractive officer's studied calm, his hands in his pockets, his reasoned conversation politely bartering with a curmudgeon at a family event, along with the other officer observing but keeping his distance and avoiding a scene, is training-video level work.

This is for allen

Some people simply lack the ability to take a hint.

Judging from the way he's dressed, some people also lack a mirror.

I'm kind of surprised his choice of shoe isn't the Kirkland Signature men's athletic shoe from Costco.

No, let the people he's losing his shit over go ahead and handle his food.

I've never seen a human with feet and legs but no calves

Is he wearing ‘Vineyard Chic’ 😂😬😵‍💫?

The hint being that he needs to move to West Palm Beach.

Their supreme court already ruled that it's legal.

Some people become lawyers because they like to argue and are generally unhappy, combative people. They're notorious for being arrogant and believing they're the smartest people in the room. Or field in this case. I imagine he's belonged to exclusive clubs these vendors couldn't enter.

He's just there to stir up trouble and get some attention. A parasite in society.

I’m shocked to find that the guy who is most famous for defending the American Nazi Party actually sucks.

Pro Tip: Write the hint with a Sharpie on the end of a baseball bat. Use as needed.

This treatment works both topically and as a suppository.

He’s a piece of shit!

Dershowitz is “the most hated” person on the island.

I'll let myself out...

The Vineyard hates him. Every summer he pulls some sh*t on the island to get attention.

Child molester.

😆

Whining underpants says he’s being discriminated against? What a loser

He actually thought pdfs are a protected class 🤣

Dersch; "I'm never denied service at massage spas."

Indignant doddering fool in terrible shorts thinks he is better than everyone else

Let’s not forget those jacked up socks. Men need to understand you only pull socks all the way up if it’s long pants. With shorts it’s like your knees are some type of ugly midriff.

Shorts makes him look more like .....

He won't sell me pierogis, call the Wahhhhmbulance. They have the right to refuse an a**hole.

MAGA is something else. They whine about cancel culture while attempting to cancel many universities, public broadcasting, etc.

Dershy threatens to sue a vendor who refuses pedophiles.

He isn't part of a protected class.

Boo hoo

Poor guy just wants some pierogi!

Boy Karens are gonna Karen like that.

I know some people call male Karens in public "Ken." I think I'm going to start calling them Dershbags.

Kallen?

Oooo good one.

It's Chad in Canada, especially since I live in a more conservative northern part of Canada and there are many Chads. Chud is a good alternative. "Don't be such a Chud."

This is such an amazing insult, especially in legal circles. Thank you for this gem.

I like Dershbag

Kevin

This is a man who did a whole big paper about lowering the age of consent to 14. 14!!! Fuckin pervert should be tossed from all society. He’s gross. Idc if he kept his underwear on- he’s gross and knows why peirogi man doesn’t want to sell to him.

utter schmuck

All is right on the Vineyard

I would refuse him too

From OJ to Epstein - what a POS!

Doucheowitz Harvard Law Professor my ass!

Couldn't happen to anyone more deserving 👏

No Shirt No Shoes No Scruples No Service

He knows the law and then he trots out a list and one of the items he talks about is ‘sexual preference’ he’s an ass.

I love that someone filmed the whole interaction

Right? Good sound too.

He called it a "video tape" fuckin lol

Alan, just walk away. Seriously dude. Read the room.

Now that Martha's Vineyard knows what kind of person Dershowitz is he's not one of them anymore. He is slow to realize that Martha's Vineyard is no longer "his place". I wonder if he should try his luck in a red state?

We reserve the right to refuse service to a dick head.

They really hate being judged by the content of their character rather than the color of their skin.

Hey Karma, I need more

Hey Dersh, put on your big boy pants, leave these vendors alone and pick up a box of these at Stop & Shop when you peddle your ass home.

call a Way-bulance for Dershowitz. Press time for pierogis?

Mrs. T's makes a half way decent frozen pierogi --- go to the store Alan. 😄😄😄

Dammit, you guys! Can’t you see I have my underwear on?

He is a moronic slob.

May this happen to him wherever he goes! 🙂🤞

I was hoping for a follow to the lemonade stand where they refuse to serve him, too.

No one likes you, Alan. And “the law” is not your opinion.

This, so much ....

Exactly...this! They are a crazy-making party. Entitlement defined.

Interesting. In other news I hear mushroom caskets are catching on and older folks like that guy might want to check them out.

Re watching this morning, still enjoying video. Mask is beginning to slide off.

Not surprised at all that he turns out to be a pretty bad lawyer. Would you hire this guy to be your voice?

Well he cover Epstein and was on that plane more times than many.

So bakeries can refuse to sell cakes to gay couples, wedding planners can refuse to plan gay marriages and pharmacists can refuse to fill prescriptions based on “moral objections.” But when it comes to vendors refusing service to republicans those moral objections are illegal? Hypocrisy, as usual.

Perhaps, more essentially, also refusing service to pedophiles and their “daily wonderful secrets”.

The vendors aren’t targeting republicans. They’re targeting ‘People on the Epstein list’ (not a protected group). Do you think they need special protection?

What more could they need than the Trump DOJ?

He's gonna sue them til they like him, I guess.

Nobody has an obligation to sell anything. We don’t even get to the part of not selling to him because he’s a Dershnozzle. Doesn’t matter.

What a schlemiel!

They won’t sell to Dershowitz because he supports child sex traffickers.

Grumpy old perv, whose made himself a nuisance to neighbors time and time again, just doesn't know when to STFU and stop being an arrogant pest.

Dershowitz is such a miserable human being. Imagine living inside that head, looking to pick a fight with everyone.

The Supreme Court says a vendor CAN refuse service if the vendor doesn't like a person's chosen lifestyle (i.e. Gay Wedding). If Allen D succeeded in forcing vendors to serve him, the practice of Amish Shunning would be at risk and Religious Freedom would go down the drain. A Gordian Not, perhaps?

And if they ever ruled in his favor, as a vendor I would absolutely invite him back to buy my pierogies... "Go ahead.. Eat them! I DARE YA!* (BBT)

I read that in Penny's voice! 😆🤣 👍 ---

😂👍 Well at least SOMEBODY gets it! And that's a follow from me! Cheers!

A quick review of your timeline suggests a follow back is in order my fellow co-owner of Canada. Also love your alias name Cocky Quirky Canuck 👍 (I'm also a hard-core BBT guy - no matter how much Sheldon denies it 😁) Cheers back to you friend! ---

Just another WASP lurking in a farmers market. This one is mad he doesn't get to sting

He had his panties on at least.....

He’s a public nuisance

I couldn't hear it too well, was he arguing it was public land? Most markets are run on private property. What a duncedouche.

Yes. Officer told him it was private property but prik ignored and declared otherwise.

At least he kept his underwear on. We hope.

“I’m not a Trump supporter.” Funny he feels the need to include that. ETTD

Everyone has a right to representation, but it doesn’t mean people will like you. Some of his clients: Mike Tyson, Patty Hearst, Leona Helmsley, Julian Assange, and Jim Bakker, Harry Reems , Claus von Bülow, O. J. Simpson, Donald Trump (1st impeachment), Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein

And, as of 2009, he had won 13 of the 15 murder and attempted murder cases he handled as a criminal appellate lawyer.

These are my people! Don't mess with New Englanders!

Local man demands to be served by people who hate pedophiles.

He is such a dick

This is an example of my issue with fame, and entitlement.

What an idiot... I love how these dumbass traitor loving trumptards cling to the Constitution when they feel their rights are being violated but they got no problem violating the rights of everyone else

They can say “no Alan Dershowitz allowed.”

Just wait until he meets St Peter.

this is hilarious and pathetic at the same time

He missed the sign that states: “No shirt, no shoes, no soul, no service.”

I guess he thought being a White man he should never be denied service but it’s OK for someone to refuse making a cake to a gay couple or selling a marriage license to others!

Hey Dershowitz,

🤣🤣🤣👍

Not for nothing, but who the hell buys pierogis at a street fair?

You mean a self contained dumpling you could eat with your hands if you wanted to? Sounds like perfect street fair food.

I guess you’ve never had a REAL PIEROGI. They should be sold everywhere, like coffee.

My aunt's family was from Poland & they made the most incredible pierogi! 😊 I love that stuff. 🥰

I bet they did!!!! Damn, I so want a plate full of cheese pierogis sautéed with golden onions with a big blob of sour cream in the middle!!! Curse you, Gina, with the Polish relatives!!! 😉

My mother's side was Hungarian and Russian. My grandmother made everything from scratch. She was a phenomenal cook.

We grew up on them, only the Jews call them kreplach. My grandmother made everything from scratch, including the dough. 😂

OMG!!!

It's an event and who gives a shit? 🤷‍♂️

He's a rube

He's a piece of shit. But pierogies from a vendor is like corn dogs at a county fair. Like I could enjoy deep fried Oreos from the kit I have at home, but they SO taste better from the vendor at the monster truck rally. No one knows why.

A minority doing the same would have been arrested or killed.

Allen Dershowitz, Go grill your own hotdogs!!

He can always move to Texas or Palm Beach, Florida.

Did Dersh say it was okay when a gay couple was refused a wedding cake? How about when the clerk would not do a marriage license for a gay couple?

I can’t imagine he is a pee doe

What a sad little man.

Anyone else would probably be face-planted by now and handcuffed 🥴

The cop was wonderful! He should get a raise for his patience. Dersh is irrelevant and a d*ck! 🤣🤣🤣

Captain Underpants is still complaining that nobody wants him around Martha's Vineyard, despite nearly a decade of begging to be included.

Those shorts are considerably longer than the ones he claims he had on at Epstein's teenage booth when he got his massage.

Allen Douchewitz?

He is suing the vendor. I hope he loses bad and is counter sued.

He's about one bad decision away from sharing a one-bedroom refrigerator box in the Bronx with Rudy Giuliani. #ETTD #Epstein

#drDersh made a career out of milking deposition material from candid lips. His recording questions is his expertly practiced form of interrogation. 'But, on date so and so, you SAID... So, which is it- were you lying then, or now?' He's desperate to force his way on people. Epstein's pal and lawyer

I seem to remember something about a bakery in colorado 🏳️‍🌈

The hypocrisy on the right is mind boggling.

Funny how they screamed for years and even went to court to get the rights to not sell to whom they don’t like, but now cry when the tables are turned and they are the ones being refused service. FAFO mutherfuckers.

you've helped make our day. Thank you.

He makes his humiliation so much more entertaining.

Kept your undies or not - you're still a creepy AF old man pedophile. GTFO of public, no one wants to see or hear you.

Not even sad trombone notes?

👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏

That's right, tell him to get Da Phuck on

Wow, this guy should be chief of police in a major city, not explaining to Dershowitz why vendors don't have to serve pierogis to fascists...

"Man, proud man, Drest in a little brief authority, Most ignorant of what he's most assured, His glassy essence, like an angry ape, Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven As make the angels weep." MM 2.2 Shakespeare. Dersh is the little man too full of himself.

Is this Alan Dershowitz the lawyer?

Very calm police. 👍

No pierogi for you!

Karma is a bee with an itch, Alan.

Sorry we don’t serve Pedos!

The pedo was turned away😢

Poor Dersh.

Now if everyone could just shun all of the MAGA political operatives we could turn this thing around.

Ohh the Shaden and the freude Two great tastes that taste great together

What a worthless douchebag … oh, my bad, Dershbag!

I truly think lots of us would now like to mail order progressive pirogues.

Sorry, Dersh. No tacos for you.

What a sorry ass!

His convo proves that he doesn’t need to be served.

Lol , does he need cheese with that whine?

They have the right to refuse.

The feeling of being entitled is still obvious with this one.

He is basically a man wearing a white hood walking into a black neighborhood . I’ve vacationed there , the people are kind tolerant and diverse but they don’t tolerate bigots . He’s trying to a martyr but he’s just being an asshole .

Delicious.

Brilliant.

Refuse service to Pedophiles and their friends. #savethechildren

He’s just mad he can’t visit Epstein island any more. Fuckin pedo.

How embarrassing. But I don't think he feels shame.

So now “being a Trump supporter” is a protected class, like race or religion (the two examples he cites to the cop)?

Well, to be fair the Republican Party of Pedophiles thinks they’re a religious cult that allows for the rape of children.

Technically they just redefine “child” so they don’t have to admit it’s child rape www.newsweek.com/jess-edwards...

Good god, can they become ever more disgusting?

Why do I have the urge to create an all grandma posse???????

Repulsive…

A girls skeleton is not finished growing for years after her first menses so she’s not exactly RIPE. And WHO is looking to marry a 14 year old boy besides a perverse Roman emperor or a closeted Repub. These pervs are not looking for a partner. They’re looking for an untouched compliant sex toy.

🤢🤮

The best thing I’ve seen in six months!!

He’s on The List!

Fucken Dershowitz, man. Didn't he have something resembling a brain once upon a time?

Why would he want to advertise and amplify this event? Alan Jerkoffowitz has been an azzhole for so long he can’t distinguish between right and wrong.

Sorry, what reason did they give for refusing him service? The sound wasn't clear.

Sorry, Man. “Asshole” isn’t a protected class.

Alan doesnt like the freedom to discriminate that his ilk created. Payback is a bitch.

FFS, bro, they’re all gonna spit in your food anyway. This is the best case scenario

Aw, you deleted the post with the typo before I could comment! 😜 Dersh deserves all the ignominy he receives.

Put out a sign No Dershowitz’s allowed!

So he is a professor of constitutional law!! Where in the constitution does it state that entities cannot refuse service?

If it would be even better if the cop arrested him, on the ground, knee in back, after a base coat of pepper spray. 🥰

O my, his white privelege fell flat as a pancake.

You’d think that someone who taught law at Harvard would know that those vendors have the right to refuse service.

My Ted talk on perogies vs. No perogies. Scenario. Your at a spa. A 14 year comes in to give you a massage. Wrong action. Stay but do not remove your underwear. = No perogies. Correct Acrion. Stand up and leave the room. Alert the authorities on the spa owners. = Free perogies.

I wouldn't sell to that creepy fossil either.

This brightened my day. People are not free from the consequences of their actions.

Trying to harass the tiniest businesses with no money. Nobody rich has a little summer market stand. He is truly a punk ass bitch!

I thoroughly enjoyed that.

It is my understanding that maga supporters are NOT a protected class and can be refused service for that reason. We'll see how this plays out.

Here's the big, tough NY famous lawyer waddling behind the police officer like a wounded duck holding up his Karen-phone and whining about his 'rights' b/c someone said "no" to him. Pathetic.

To be fair he’s white and male and he’s got no framework for how to live like the rest of us.

Waah. What a big entitled baby. Trying to force someone just out their minding their business to give him what he wants. He’s a bully and a blowhard. They seem to flock together.