What a joke

figures!

Clown show … one with dangerous consequences

By "oiled" you mean drunk?

Incompetent Trump staff: "Eight pages, that appear to have been produced by U.S. staff and left behind accidentally, shared precise locations and meeting times of the summit and phone numbers of U.S. government employees." 🤦‍♂️

clearly a cry for help

God help us all!

😡🤬

1I know it’s been done a million times but imagine if the Biden administration did this.

Why bother sending war plans to a journalist on Signal when you can just print off classified documents and leave them in a hotel room? "Back to basics: leaking the good old-fashioned way."

If this was Biden there would be weeks long coverage.

Is MAGA aware they voted for an indicted Pedo Rapist Felon for president yet?

Nope, they're not.

MAGA DUI, Disastrously Unqualified Incompetents!

I think a greased slide to H-E-double-toothpicks counts.

What a slop show.

Very sloppy.

Could not be more sloppy

Confidence in the U.S. government? A company of …..! Putin had ALL of the 4 ACES before he arrived. He outmastered him, as usual. He didn’t stand a chance. Baked Alaska.

Wow. Lunch “in honor” of the indicted war criminal - what a disaster.

Right…His Excellency?? Isn’t that a king? 🤣🤣🤣 Pedo47 is such a weak ass kisser

very dangerous

They used too much oil. Slipping all over the place.

It gets curiouser and curiouser. Independent press, do your thing ....

Amateurs.

Why they don’t show this level of incompetence with the Epstein file…. Nope, only war plan and international summit negotiations lines can be leaked.

Wonder if someone’s computer was hacked into and then printed the papers as a warning? Did they get other information as well? And isn’t the eagle part of Russia’s Coat of Arms?

They were left there on purpose to distract everyone, they dont make mistakes like that

This administration?

Dementia donny fell for the fake putin and didn't even know it...

JFC he’s going to bring us down one way or another

AWWW TRUMPIE HAD A WIDDLE GIFT FOR HIS POUTY PUTIE

Summit ?.. more like submit if you ask me.

So lunch was cancelled? Putin wasn't hanging around.

You have to laugh or you’ll cry

TLDR? trump gave putin a rim job right on schedule

Tossed Putin salad?

"Mr. President POO-tihn" 😅

Real?

Leaving Top secret docs in a public bathroom. Didn’t know Hegseth was there!

Probably Hegseth

Always incompetent.

Referring to Putin as “His Excellency” makes me want to puke.

But in his country he has earned it. He came up the hard way instead of buying it. He just kills his enemies. But he has professional assassins working for him. He also has an iron fist control of his country.

And in THIS country, he’s a war criminal and should have just been President Putin

In EVERY country he is a war criminal and should have been arrested!!! Same with BiBi, and there are people in the regime that need to be put on the list as well!

No shit! And rips apart Zelensky hmmmmmm

They didn't think His Most Awful War Criminal sounded dignified enough, I guess

☝️☝️🎯

Boy, laughing is worse than a tan suit!

What is your over/under on who did it?

The idiot grandson of some billionaire who was given a job in Trump’s inner circle.

Special Order 191

JD Vance makes sure everything's well oiled in the Trump administration. Just ask Satan.

Found what was deliberately left there 😂😂

No words, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

YESSSSSS

Quickest way to stop Trump is to force the release of the EPSEIN FILES. Trump is IN them. #PEDON #Pedodonnie NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL. If people keep up pressure on the EPSTEIN FILES then his cronies WILL turn on him. Even Tefdon can’t get away with being a PEDO. Rapist maybe 😔 bsky.app/profile/shyt...

Those pictures with Ivanka are disgusting. Wonder if anyone has ever asked her if Daddy molested her, he talked about it enough. #TrumpEpsteinFiles

There is a very disturbing video of when she was filmed & is showing her childhood ‘luxurious life’, & the interviewers/camera are shown around her bedroom & at her bed she freezes for a bit & looks very far away w/1000 yard stare- her demenor changes completely. At ~38 sec youtu.be/R6FZ5kj3FGo?...

*spelling error- clearly it’s ‘EPSTEIN’ ‘Philes’’ TRUMP=PEDOPREZ #PEDOPREZ #PEDODON #PEDONNIE Post SPONSORED by “Remember a 59 year old man was caught boasting about sexual assaults on women saying “You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything“ …& then was elected President

Every day is Amateur Hour

The most obvious example of the grift!

Even a broken clock reveals national secrets two times a day!

His administration certainly is the greatest. They're the greatest at being the worst.

Only the “best” people

Well soiled machine

☝️☝️🎯🏆

okay, that’s a good enough phrase I might use it myself at some point.

full of kaki

Ohhh, but Hilary’s emails…!!!

Isn't Mark Rubio head of the US State Department? He was on that AK trip. Hmmmmm.

These people are buffoons. Please donate to pbs. Unbelievable content and truly an American icon that we have the ability to protect from these goons.

foundation.pbs.org/ways-to-give/

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Only if that "machine" happens to be brakes!

Surprised they didn’t have tacos on the menu

South Park! new material for next week's episode. #southpark #impech #NoKings

Yes, please!!

What a bunch of losers.

Exactly!

Gotta wonder about the cancelled lunch!

Oh FFS! I’m surprised we haven’t been attacked yet. Well our Federal Justice System was hacked by the Russians ahead of the summit. That’s why they took no questions at the press conference

This is what happens when you hire your donor’s kid to make copies. The originals are left in the printer!

SECRETARY OF STATE RUBIO SHOULD BE FIRED FOR A HUGE BREAK IN SECURITY FOR THE SUMMIT IF THE WRONG PEOPLE GOT THIS THEY HAVE A WAY TO STRIKE AT PEOPLE IN THE SUMMIT!!!!

"The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including 'Mr. President POO-tihn.'" Demented Dumbass Donnie needed coaching because he can't remember how to say names, let alone what the names are.

National security and Trump. What a joke!

What a bunch of morons.

... the best people

But her emails?

"During the summit Friday, lunch was apparently cancelled," From what I understand, Putin doesn't eat if his people haven't prepared the meal.

YEP

Only the best people. Their ineptitude is almost as striking as their evil nature.

Were there Golden Showers????

Maybe… someone on the inside was trying to let some information out to the wider world.

Well maybe not all trumps staffers are committed to destroying democracy or their incompetent boobs.

So this printing occurred over a public network? Wow you'd think they would have setup a private network with their own printers Personally I think we need the Russian numbers and start making prank calls

Today’s question. Which of these dictators wears a diaper?

im gonna go with the one who tried to become batman but didnt know batman have copyrights. but .. i could be wrong.

Too generous with the bizkit.

cucumber

Trump didn't meet Putin, it was the weak chinned double. The body language is wrong and there was no holding onto things to stop the tremors. It was stupider than you thought. What a bunch of morons.

Tell me more.

Watch the videos, Putin needs to clutch at tables etc to stop a tremor, his face is barely mobile. Thus one pulls faces etc. It's Putin's double.

I was thinking I’d never seen Putin look so gleeful.

Government by greaseballs.

The morons left confidential documents in a hotel room?

Incompetent. At least the Nazis prided themselves on their efficiency. These fascists are more like the Keystone Kops.

Amateur!

Printers are notoriously insecure and used to gain access to networked computers. But if I had to bet, I’d say they emailed it to the front desk to print. It just feels more like an old rich person thing to do and all the people around him seem to have no competency beyond whatever he gives them.

Trash, all of it. And both of them, trash.

“Only the best people.” - My bet is the miscreant that left the prez’s schedule & plans in the copier is on Trump’s National Security team, maybe doing double duty for Marco Rubio. Any takers?

This administration is beyond incompetent

I wonder if his fax machine girl accidentally left it

It's straight out of an episode of Veep. Only the finest incompetent staff were employed....

Ohh well, learn lessons, move forward, err EPSTEIN..CHILDREN..TRUMP.

They’re just so damn incompetent

Better check the bathrooms too...

You can find the rapeublicans by their wide stance

🤣🤔😔

Omg. Were they on fax paper!? WTF century is this 🤡

No Putin is evil 👿 the very essence of it.

I know. Being evil does not make you incompetent or stupid...as the Nazis proved.

No but it helps.

well... about that Nazi thing..its a pretty big thing in Russia actually & Putin literally have a Stasi card.

Please don’t forget Pedophile. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

We won't forget! : )

Incompetent AND Incontinent.

Putin is a Psycho that's SCARY ☹️

Well, Trump is clearly scared of him.

I know a President who wasn’t. But, he doesn’t owe Russian banks a fortune either.

Looking “tough” doesn’t cut it. Your guy watched Putin invade and annex Crimea, sent Zelensky blankets instead Javelins, ignored his “Red line” in Syria, let Isis beheading Americans, and was afraid to utter the words “Islamic terrorists.”

Always suspected he was in “debt” ed which is nice

You HAVE to be kidding - this really happened? 🙄

In early psychology (19th–early 20th century), “idiot” was a clinical category describing people with profound intellectual disabilities (IQ below 25). This usage is now considered offensive and has been abandoned in favour of respectful, precise terminology. We now call them 'Fucking Idiots'

These people cannot not step on their own dicks

Whoo boy, do I feel safe in this country, with these leaders. 🤨

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Why didn't they just do this via Signal? It worked for Keg-breath, twice!

Remember the Epstein Files!

Or a well greased palm.

Signal-gate, Alaska-gate.....

It’s almost like they leak secrets on purpose.

Omg! The incompetence and sheer stupidity is so fucking gross!

A gift? Really?

The disgusting thing is, he just found out he got “played” while the rest of the world knew what was going to happen.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #EpsteinFiles

Highly secure classified docs for sale again!

Only the best people. The best. Bigly.

The incompetence and sycophancy are staggering.

A few days ago, an article in The Atlantic claimed that being inept was the one unforgivable sin Americans would not tolerate in their politicians. Serious question: Since when?

"POTUS to President Putin," the document states, "American Bald Eagle Desk Statue." 😂🤡

Do you blame him for trying to regift it? That eagle wanted him dead lol

Sloppy. Sloppy. Sloppy.

Biden's fault...

They are such a professional group, always covering every detail.

Neverending incompetence

Yes, completely, reliably incompetent!

There is no way to parody this administration. Whatever insane joke you'd write this admin will probably do something even more stupid before too long. I think people of the future will simply not believe what their history books will tell them, there is no way an admin can be this bad.

The rapist administration doing its best!

More like a well-oiled clown show. 🤡

or

So now Putin has an American Bald Eagle trophy he can display anytime he is feeling sassy. A well oiled machine indeed.

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BULL

I don't care what they were about, the fact they were just left behind on the copy machine is a total disgrace. Who ever was responsible for printing them needs to be fired. It's another big mistake in security.

This is what happens when you’re in a huge rush. You lose something, and it causes tremendous problems.

They requested only one bed in the room they shared Everybody knows that

Stupidity — it’s unfortunately an aspect of our current world that a considerable number of citizens of any country are stupid. However, only the USA invites the truly stupid to govern the nation — in every single gov’t department.

Clowns. 🤡

The incompetence never ceases to amaze. The public printer was a nice, on brand, touch.

Proving that they don't need Signal to get into trouble.

Amateur hour. The whole episode imploded, they were not prepared. Trump a deal maker? My arse. A fecking chancer. An extremely limited chancer.

😂🤣😅

LOL

Trump the asshole thinks he’s such an American hero.🤣

Dumpity and Friends are totally inept. Amateur Hour!!

Only the best people

The US has the means to put serious pressure on Russia, so why doesn’t Trump do it?! Trump is either too ignorant to do so or afraid of whatever incriminating information Putin might have on him, like he’s afraid to release the full client list of Epstein bc he’s in it. He’s digging his own grave.

Translation: "I am never going to do anything that upsets my bestest friend, Putie. He has a bunch of stuff on me, like the Epstein files, embezzlement, money laundering, videos, and other stuff that would be really bad. I will pretend to do presidential stuff and lie to all of you because maga". 🙄

My 5 y/o nephew is more competent than everyone in this administration.

The dumbest fucks in America ALL work for the White House

We are a clown show.

We are a shit show.

So fuckin embarrassing.

Shitty clowns abound.

Like a well-greased weasel.

Only the best people!

...that's leaking oil all over everything😂

So can we call this “Russiagate” ? lol. Sigh. Such incompetence

Which simply confirms that the rapist crime boss is a fanboy of the murdering crime boss... so 2025.

... the analog version of including the media on a Signal chat. Because they're such luddites.

You’re fucking kidding me. The incompetence is staggering.

*lubricated

Let the smear campaign begin with lies and speculation 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

You people literally say this about anything bad Trump does. You people are no different to Liberals at the end of the day.

We literally just got done watching it the last 4 yrs. If you didn't see the hypocrisy and bias the last 4yrs either not paying attention or drinking the blue koolaid

First of all I don't know what Bias has to do with this. Secondly, Hypocrisy has never been an effective argument since it's entirely one sided, as you pretend you have never acted hypocritically. Thirdly, your only argument is nobody should criticize Trump ever.

I criticize him all the time. So do many others that voted for him. You believe we follow blindly which is far from true. Just the assumptions from the left. TDS is real. I can't wait until he endorses oxygen and the Democrats put bags over their heads to protest 🤷🤦‍♂️

> I can't wait until he endorses oxygen and the Democrats put bags over their heads to protest 🤷🤦‍♂️ Literally nobody would do that.

I would make bets some would 🤣

You literally just believe memes are reality, don't you?

No but they make things simple for simple people

So you're a simpleton? That tracks tbh.

Name one time you agreed with Criticism against Trump.

He fucking tweets too damn much lol

Is that it? You don't think criticism of him failing to end the conflicts in Gaza and Ukraine aren't valid?

Nope. You people literally take him at his word "I'm going to stop it in 1 day" and then when he doesn't you say he didn't do it in 1 day. It's not his war. Like he has control of other people.

So why did he say day 1 then? Why does he keep setting unrealistic goals for himself that everyone knows he won't achieve? Even if we wanted to be charitable and assume it's within the first year, he STILL hasn't gotten anything to change with the conflicts. He doesn't know what he's doing.

There seems to be no bounds on the incompetence of the Trump Administration.

Ooh I like this word!!! Definitely appropriate for the current American autocracy

So the Obsama and Biden administrations?

Donald & I go back over a half-century &, e.g., you'll see me in his school yearbooks. I was a few yrs behind him and we were friends. I remain in contact with mutual classmates now in his inner circle in FL. Donald is a corrupt phony, loathes his MAGA base, & never will care about their hardships.

Kaka being a synonym for shit.

This should include within the definition "most incompetent" or - if you want add some pizzazz - "biggest fuck-ups."

Aaaarrrrghghgh - "... if you want TO add some pizzazz..." BlueSky, where's our "edit" button????

Kaki is right 💩

kleptokakistratic plutoligarchy

Expialadocious.

Eggsellent! ☝🏼

I tried pronouncing this, now my water bottle is floating.

Kleptokakistratic plutoligarchy expialidocious

Expi alodocious...

Getting big Pirates of Penzance vibes on this one

He is the kleptokakistratic plutocratic potentate.

Sprinkle some pathological governance on top for extra tangy flavor.

abbreviated, appropriately enough, kkk plutoligarchy

Easy for you to say.

😂🤣

😂

I tried to say it, but it hurts my tongue.

Just say “rule by fucking asshole morons.” Means the same thing.

Rule by a few rich, thieving fucking asshole morons.

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In simple terms-catastrophe.

they are full of kaki alright

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Remember the outrage (in the way back times--2016) by Republicans when Bill Clinton talked to Loretta Lynch on an airport tarmac?? Good times

Oooohhhh, to just have a tarmac convo again. The good ‘ol’ days for sure.

Irresponsible children.

This is the same gang that had no problem with top secret info being transmitted on Signal, and invited a journalist into that chat. "Sloppy" isn't a word I'd describe this bunch. They're dangerously careless and don't care about confidentiality in any way shape or form.

JFC they are sloppy

It was likely left on purpose, no?

Why would you assume that? Trumps administration has the best incompetent people. The most incompetent.

Would love those released to public so we know how irresponsible this crew is. Not an isolated incident.

Oil from Pete "Pass the Vodka" Hegseth's hair?

All that paperwork to get bent over?

Talk to @malcolmnance.bsky.social and @levparnas.bsky.social . Was it the real Pootin or one of his dopplegangers?

I would call it a clown show but I don't want to insult hard working clowns like that.

But it is a shit show 💩💩.

Exactly, I wish there were a better analogue that didn't malign people who are actually professional fools. They're nowhere near good enough for clown college.

The village is missing its idiot

As is plainly to see if one idiot is done away with in DC there’s plenty to take it’s place. To paraphrase P T Barnum there’s a new idiot born every day.

So many villages…

Idiots, plural

They have an idiot….

No it’s not the idiot is in Washington DC. Everyone knows that.

I wouldn’t exactly call New York City a village, but they are missing their homegrown idiot.

True- 🤭I actually had a really cool after school baby sitter in the 70s who went down to clown college & worked for Ringling Bros for a bit😅 Sheila drove a mustang 🤔

Maggots come to mind

"NPR reviewed photos of the documents taken by one of the guests, who NPR agreed not to identify because the guest said they feared retaliation." The person who found it fears retaliation. Let that sink in.

Wouldn't you? Joe Nobody could have found it and they'd have MAGA so far up their personal lives they'd never have peace again.

best to avoid windows and stairwells

Or any building over 2 stories

Fake news

so competent & concerned about our national security-this admin is a joke & so unserious about their roles-this is impeachable

Is there any state secret that Putin doesn't already know? He has our nuclear launch codes, doesn't he?

I'm surprised Trump didn't gift him Alaska.

We have zero idea what he gave him but his lips seem off

Dopes! Clown car criminal presidency.

Clown Show. We are toast.

Once again they continue to show us they should have just stayed on FOX instead of Cosplay as a competent member of the Administration! DT is the biggest joke of all!

This has got to be the most inept ad/ministration in the whole world, past and present.

Could someone have left behind purposely?

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity” Hanlon’s razor

Opportunities missed…

Where’s the link to the article?

Well, on happy side they left names of RU Intel members masquerading as biz types,who came w Mr. Poootin Including how to say their names?! Might be helpful to beleaguered analysis types, since it's clearly hampering intelligence to have so many RU enablers in Admin/ Congress? Allegedly. Allegedly.

Just screams "competence".

Only the best people . . .

😱🤔🤯

Is this an Onion headline?

we have the keystone cops of government

I'm not buying this anymore: From WW2 - - Once is coincidence - Twice is happenstance - Three times is enemy action

Putin’s already seen boxes of top-secret docs stored at Mar-a-Lardo — does it even matter any more? 😖

JFC

I tried to imagine this machine: it immediately caught fire & exploded.

This is yet another reminder that TRUMP IS ON EVERY FUCKING PAGE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Someone from State fired and got sent to prison for accidentally disclosing the location of Sec Clinton’s event…doh.

100% total sh!tshow

You forgot the “s” in “soiled”.

But where were they found? The SOP for temporary storage of confidential including top secret documents includes the bathroom next to the toilet. Hope everyone’s sitting down to pee! 🚽

It’s a certainty that Putin has a copy of the Epstein files.

Orange Pit has always cared less about security when it comes to Documents. His favorite hiding spot for classified documents is in his bathroom.

Well, I’m sure they had to hurry back for a tee time

I feel like any kindergarten teacher in the world using only their kindergartners, could produce a more polished and professional government.