And the guy is called Donalds... Coincidence? I think not.

Byron needs to get a grip. And a new social vision 😂

It’s one of those archaic places that one can’t believe is still around. Cholesterol City; no wonder there’s high obesity & heart disease if they eat there often.

This is the dumbest distraction yet.

The Bible's 5th Commandment clearly states: Honor your father and your mother and your manly corporate logos

Jesus: "Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me." Jesus's converts: "Make Cracker Barrel great again!" Jesus just announced he's converting to atheism.

In the parking lot of Cracker Barrel? Add this to the list of things I did not want to know.

Does making CB great again mean it’s going to start discriminating against gays again?

They all crawled out from under their goddamn rocks after trump was elected. They were all outcasts.They were all seen as the scum that they are. Now they're role models- they revel in their ignorance, hate, and love of casual violence, and they're never going back.

MAGA is a cult and here is another example. These people are beyond broken. It's just a chain restaurant, and although I love going there, the food and place is not all that.

Them meant Chris

Infill “ jism” and “ bubba” You know where

Kind of a weird name for a stripper, is he sure it wasn't Christy?

Right, Molly. We now see the presence of malicious snowflakes. And Byron Donalds forces one to add Intellectually Disadvantaged Individuals Operating Tribally to the list.

More fun than a Barrel of Crackers.

I gave my wife to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Good thing Byron doesn't have things like inflation and his constituents getting thrown off their healthcare or even the Epstein files to distract him from what's important.

Byron has been cracked open by a guy named Christy on a Cracker Barrel parking lot 🤣

Lord only knows what he’s been doing at the Golden Skillet

And IHOP is now also off the table! Ewwww!

#WhatAmericaNeedsToDoIsKeepChurchAndStateSeparate!

OMG 🤮

'I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot' Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

He is just dumb enough to be a US GOP member of Congress. But, keep him the fuck away from Tallahassee!

Why is it woke to change your brand again?

I don't know what this nut job is even babbling about, and it's most likely he doesn't either, but it seems like he wants to make Cracker Barrel do what the government tells them to do. Well that's the socialism they hate so much when it helps ordinary people, but are happy to use it for themselves.

Don Jr & Faux news are pushing this story. They want to take attention from the fact that Dumpy is wrecking our economy. Everyone is going to be suffering a lot more because of the Tariffs. MAGAnuts are going to bitch about it the loudest. They need to get their base riled up about other stuff.

That old white guy was guarding the barrel full of Epstein Files

I would like Byron Donalds to read James Baldwin, who wrote, "If you think you're White, I can't help you."

Wtf

Saying that you gave your life to Christ in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel is just about the most Florida thing I have ever heard.

No words. Wait, words: FUCKING STUPID.

And… and… and…

Omg, he peaked in high school with his cousin. Ain't that sweet?

cum on!

What are they upset more about, taking away the barrel or taking away the "cracker"

They're just pissed that they took the old cracker off the Cracker Barrel sign. They'd be happy again if he was back up there wearing a bedsheet and a hood.

I’m amazed at the things that can set MAGAITES OFF! Such trivial stuff! They are okay with innocent people going to jail but change a logo and we will go crazy

It depresses me that our democracy is being destroyed not by an evil genius, but by a moron.

Here's a simple solution for the snowflakes - if you don't like the changes at Cracker Barrel, don't go there.

For the party of small government, they sure stick their noses in everybody's business.

I would bet my Scottish/Welsh balls that Byron Donalds never said any sort of prayer in the Cracker Barrel parking lot. They're all so full of shit.

He probably screamed, "Oh God!" a few times while banging a part-time high school girl outside by the dumpster.

Or the local youth pastor took his cherry! Read between the “Cracker” barrel lines!

I don’t even understand why this is a big deal, or woke?? Fucking ignorant republicans.

In brief.

It’s so ridiculous. They have refreshed their logo and the updates in some locations look great. It was needed. Businesses have to evolve. He can still visit their parking lot.

“Don’t tread on my Cracker Barrel” is quite the hill to die on.

Jesus appeared on my pancake, his face imprinted like in the shroud, unfortunately I was too hungover and ate said pancake. ( the Jesus I believe in has a sense of humor and cares more about deeds)

So if you give your life to christ while puking over your toilet, are you never going to clean it or replace it? Wtf do the changes have to do with woke? I'm lost af on this one. Also...

All crackers matter.

Can we have a discussion about what a bunch of snowflakes the MAGAts are? They are so freakin’ fragile it’s just a moronic joke!!!

"Make Cracker Barrel Great Again" is quite possibly the most southern phrase in English-speaking history.

These people trot out the tired 'woke' as often as the smurf did the smurf thing right after the smurfing. It was so smurfie.

Wow. Super shiny object. Simply wow.

Byron, bubbala, that long haired blond ripped nippley dude may not have been Christ

I don’t understand their anger.

Companies rebrand all the time! They just love being outraged and feeling personally slighted.

The amount of dumb ya gotta be to care about this is staggering.

Cracker Barrel. That’s what I call the Oval Office now. Logos change. Racists don’t.

Gag me with a spoon.

🤣😂🤣

“Giving your life to Christ” is code for anal virginity.

"I once got busy in a burger king bathroom"

How does one give their life to Christ?? Commit suicide while praising Jesus? Pull down their pants, bend over and hope for the best? Pretend there is a magical eternity, eternal hope, optional torment, and a lifetime subscription to inexplicable suffering? Freaky shit. Really freaky.

Woke? WTF?

They're just changing their sign.

Their syrupy nostalgia makes me want to throw up. They're overall too young to look to the past with such longing.

I kind of want to hear the rest of that story

But we are the snowflakes. It’s hilarious

By "not very smart" apparently you mean "devastatingly stupid".

Remember the standup comedy onslaught that happened in the 80s? Thousands upon thousands of people tried to come up with better jokes than everyone else and none of them would have ever come close to the "Gave my life to Jesus in the parking lot of Cracker Barrel" level of comic genius. #gold

We have bigger problems in this country than cracker barrel

What was Christ doing in the parking lot of Cracker Barrel? Being a POC, was he refused service?

If you wanna save souls, go where the sinners are.

The next GOP retreat would be a good start.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's the MAGA paradox, assuming it was once great

Can you imagine being so thin-skinned that changing a logo makes you feel all icky? Are there no adults in MAGA? Yeah, the new logo is kind of plain and boring but SO WHAT? Removing a "cracker" sitting next to a barrel makes the logo woke? Seriously? Some people need to grow up.

I hope kept the receipt for “his life”.

By an odd coincidence Donalds also gave his virginity to Christi in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Byron Donalds old-timey scandals: drugs, racism, bank fraud and an aide who is an accused sex offender. But by all means let's yell about a corporate logo (that might be fake) medium.com/@ryan_anders...

Byron Donalds is another grifter campaignlegal.org/press-releas...

I think I understand now. The Chief Marketing Officer is - Sarah Moore. The CEO is - Julie Felss Masino. MAGA sniffs out the DEI wokeness in the Cracker Barrel executive suite. If they had been male, MAGA would be celebrating the new logo.

Another reminder that progress is not assured, and must be fought for every step of the way...

To be fair, the older you get, the harder it is to accept change. Sometimes,it's long overdue and in other cases,"if it ain't broke, don't fix it" comes to mind. Cracker Barrel's clientele is geriatric and dying off. Keep the country store, rocking chairs and chicken fried steak and they'll be fine.

what a winning combination

Have they eaten at a Cracker Barrel before? Doesn’t something have to be good before it’s worth getting mad over?

I’d call them snowflakes, but snowflakes are tougher than these people.

They should tell the MAGAs that they sent the Cracker Barrel guy an email asking him to describe four things he has done, and it turned out all he did was sit down and lean on a barrel.

Well, of course you worked at Cracker Barrel Byron Donald you probably felt at home.

It's not like they changed the logo into a Pride flag. Go ahead and boycott. No more chicken fried steak for you.

Is that the same guy that had the weird sex fantasies??

What has happened for the idiots to start calling Cracker Barrel woke? Which it is a good thing that of course crappy far right maga doesn't like being nice and empathetic.

It would be a day ending in Y if maga trash weren’t outraged by the most nonsensical fucking things on the planet.

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MAGA really but the cracker in Cracker Barrel ✅

what the hell is "woke" about simplifying their logo?

He’s shooting himself in the face. They all do.

“Woke rebrand”…I’m betting the farm that his home’s living room looks just like this…

They are extra triggered over a cracker not being next to a barrel. I've honestly never noticed the logo and have been there with relatives several times in the past.

Presume he is referring to doing a bunch of crackers in a barrel in the parking lot.

@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social look what you started

Were there CC cameras in those Cracker parking lots? Security must have seen some things I reckon.

They need as many culture wars as they can get. If it weren’t in the news people going to Cracker Barrel wouldn’t even notice.

The irony is that Byron Donalds was convicted of a felony at 20 years old, but his record was expunged because of a DEI program that he benefited from.

Could someone give Byron a mirror?

What rebranding? What’s changed?

They made the logo more simple and readable.

Those three traits are highly correlated. Probably should add in insecure. And they exhibit the Dunning-Kruger effect.

This is just so stupid it makes my head hurt.

Hence being maga.😅🤷🤦

a fucking LOGO.

He meant to say I gave my penis to my first girlfriend in the Cracker Barrel parking lot. Christ was nowhere around.

Their food sucks.

Jesus - 'Please keep me out of this, guys, I love the Mac and cheese there'

One thing I miss about having a twitter account is dropping stuff in the comments of people like Byron.

This is idiotic. Their food is terrible anyway.

So then the black guy is fighting for the logo that might or might not represent white supremacy over slaves cracking the whip? Oh well, so much for reading up on the history of the word cracker.

Another word I got to stop using Dam

Ya think?

Clearly that white guy sitting by the barrel is Jesus and that barrel used to be just a bucket of fish but you know, "Jesus" turned it into a barrel and if you can't see that you are unamerican and you don't want cracker barrel/this country to be great again buddy

What in the actual hell??

WTAF? Is that guy for real?

I find it funny that they can't take what they dished out.

gods most precious dumbest uwu babies

So the person got screwed in the back seat of a vehicle in the Cracker Barrel parking lot?

An experience Christopher has regretted through this day.

Exactly how is a sign with a name on it woke?

republicans are upset since they are all scum scraped from below the bottom of a barrel.. maybe they should open their own restaurant chain.. kkkracker kkkoral

OFFS. They're fucking idiots.

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All this fake woke stuff is propagated by snowflakes. It's a distraction from real issues.

No one cares what you have to say backer of The Convicted Felon and Rapist

How does one begin to understand a deep emotional attachment to a Cracker Barrel logo???

Bravo Cracker Barrel! 👏👏

I don’t see what difference the damn sign makes. It’s still Cracker Barrel.

I don't even understand HOW it's woke.

My God, these lugnuts all have their panties in a wad over a "woke" logo, seriously? We are back to woke everything. They are very sad people.

The “prayer” for salvation is a fairly modern bastardization of Christ’s teachings. Faith without works is dead. Love your neighbor as yourself. Do Justice, Love Mercy and walk HUMBLY with your God. NO WHERE in their Bible are some magic words to give a free pass to do evil & find favour w God.

"Gave my life to Christ" is what the kids are calling it nowadays.

I get it actually. Cracker Barrel is the epitome of MAGA, it's a faux experience designed to give them sense of an old time fantasy that never existed. None of the antiques on the walls are real and everything for sale is schlocky crap. MAGA Heaven.

All I can think about is that Chapelle Roan song 'Pink Pony Club' for some reason. Down at the Cracker Barrel lot--

It would have benefited him more, if byrondonalds had gave his soul to Christ and asked Him to save it from the Hell that he is now earning for himself!

I read his 2nd sentence on that post, and my imagination went wild..... do these idots read before they post such things? These are legal reps, not just any citizen.

There is no way “cracker” barrel could ever be woke. 🤣🤣🤣

they took the "cracker" out of the logo it's practically white genocide /s

"I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot." Is that what MAGA kids call blowies these days?

Never went to a Cracker Barrel …..Never will.

I'm done.....this is the same mf who ought to be in jail for illegal drug issues...fuck him and the rest of the enablers

If you decided anything important in a Cracker Barrel you probably need to reassess.

Exactly. Too stupid to know the consequences of their actions and words. This is so so frustrating. Good Lord people! Wake up!

*have ruined

Is it because the dude hanging out there on the barrel is orange? Am I missing the outrage?

Serious question: What indications are there that the rebrand is in any way motivated by wokeness? It looks to me like merely a New Coke own-goal.

I liked the old one but it's not as though they tried to introduce New Coke.

Christ is like, "Dude, could you please take your life back? I don't want it."

Byron gave his life to Trump. And everyone knows it.

Probably more like he lost his virginity in the parking lot

I think Maga have all gone crackers, and the new logo cracks me up 😝

Have never, will never support, in any way, shape or form. Gross.

I don’t get the fuss. And that is all the attention I’m giving it.

For chrissake 🥹🙄

That wasn't giving your life to christ, that was getting analled by a closet God botherer

Can someone, ANYONE, explain why it is “woke” ?????

What does that even mean?

It sounds like a lyric from a song by some country star who's MAGA.

They’re triggered because the man is disappearing from the logo. They relate to that man. They are that man.

This really is honest to goodness one of the dumbest things I've seen MAGA freak out about. And that's a long, long list.

They also didn't know anything about business... Like perhaps the company is trying to get more modern customers?

These people are the biggest fucking snowflake and is this dude saying he got baptized in a cracker barrel parking lot?!?! Lmfao

Collecting lives in the parking lot of a double entendre

This is obviously bot generated rage bait bullshit, so fucking stupid, it’s a god damn building sign

They put the CRACK in cracker barrel.

Whatabuncha whiney logo-phobes

WHAT?

I had to take 2 years of CCD classes and have a special mass to give my life to Christ. Catholic Confirmation. If I had only known i could do it in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel?!!

You're kidding, right? Such a sorry, life.

Oh for gods sake you moron what does a sign have to do with woke? What does a restaurant have to do with where you get reborn. What if they tear up the parking lot? Get over yourself.

In my house we have spent 30+ years surviving Type 1 Diabetes and surviving the daily CHALLENGES of true Autism. If you really think that Cracker Barrel changing their signage is a problem…be thankful that you get to be an idiot.

I can’t even

"oh god oh god..ooooooh God!!!" 😅

They got rid of the barrel, and the Cracker leaning on it. About bloody time.

byron, that wasn't jesus. it was some guy who paid you for oral.

Not very smart?!!! I've got electrical outlets in my house with higher IQ!!!

Omg did Byron Donalds just out himself.😂😂😂

I don’t understand how someone can give their life ? Deciding to dedicate their faith ok maybe the food was a religious experience 😂😂

Byron is a fake religious man!

Wait a minute! Any chance this guy was his youth pastor, who met him at Cracker Barrel? bsky.app/profile/fuck...

Oops @byrondonalds.bsky.social you slipped 💁🏻‍♀️You can’t keep your true self hidden forever; before long you’ll be exposed. You can’t hide behind a religious mask forever; sooner or later the mask will slip and your true face will be known. Proverbs 12 1-3