Biscuits and RED gravy? Just saying that makes me irrationally angry.

WHO PUTS PASTA GRAVY ON BISCUITS???

They say it’s “chorizo gravy” which, fuck you, fuck your mouth for saying such insanity, and fuck your family for not holding an intervention cause you thought up such a bullshit thing.

Wait, what? You mean like how Rhode Islanders call pasta sauce "gravy"? I took this to mean something like red-eye gravy but with chorizo. Now I'm curious. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-eye...

Yes. Red gravy goes on pasta. As any Sicilian American can tell you.

No wonder all y'all reacted like that to "red gravy." I don't know jack about their actual food but I'd bet it's closer to red-eye gravy than pasta sauce. Then again it is a Musk-owned joint so no telling what atrocities are committed or yet to be committed.

I think it’s red because chorizo is red?

Yes, that's ridiculous.

That’s a sin. For $15 I could buy the base ingredients from and cook some skillets worth from scratch (and it’d be a true orange yolk egg and good sausage/milk—or mushrooms/vegan milk depending on your preference)

I’m intrigued by the idea of biscuits and mushroom gravy- do you have a good recipe?

This is the one I’ve pulled from and tweaked from time to time: gratefulgrazer.com/mushroom-gra...

Yeah, I’m not usually an “I can make this cheaper at home!” guy—employees and rent cost money—but this looks like $2.00 in ingredients for a $15 entree.

By “base” I mean non-pantry staples

I'm sure the ghost kitchen nails the down home goodness.

this is like a Costco food court menu but not as good

It WISHES it could aspire to Costco

As a southern person, I'm shaking my head.

God just bring back Modern Eats