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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social

Can someone explain to me why middle children LOVE drinking dairy milk

may 24, 2025, 6:27 pm • 52 0

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Shib @afoljack.bsky.social

As a Brit this phrasing really confused me for a minute - thought you meant a melted one of these before I realised the literal meaning 🤣

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may 25, 2025, 6:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Adam @clunkclunk.com

Can confirm. Dad of three. Middle kid *needs* his post dinner milk. Other two kids still partake but no big deal if they skip it.

may 24, 2025, 7:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social

Don’t misconstrue what I’m saying. I’m not saying they’re the only ones who drink dairy milk. I’m saying they always have the passion to drink it

may 24, 2025, 6:27 pm • 27 0 • view
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bobert @hey-bobert.bsky.social

As a middle child, ew.

may 25, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
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brave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social

a loud, sputtering fart is the most efficient way to get a little attention.

may 24, 2025, 6:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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enjoiyourcactus.bsky.social @enjoiyourcactus.bsky.social

is there a thing of the eldest being staunchly against it cause that's me 💯 lol

may 24, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social

youngest child of two - gotta get that calcium in line so I can beat the shit out of my older brother. it worked. I'm a whole 6 inches taller now.

may 24, 2025, 9:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social

one of the lesser aired "milk - it does a body good" ads

may 25, 2025, 10:22 am • 1 0 • view
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broadflatnails.bsky.social @broadflatnails.bsky.social

Taste of cruelty

may 24, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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insomniac @phillyinsomniac.bsky.social

No but I can tell you why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

may 25, 2025, 5:13 am • 0 0 • view
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violeta @violetsalazar.bsky.social

This is wild cause it’s true in my case as well lol

may 24, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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christine 🇵🇸 @crycartband.bsky.social

they are criminals next question

may 24, 2025, 7:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social

💀

may 24, 2025, 8:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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christine 🇵🇸 @crycartband.bsky.social

youtube.com/shorts/fIhFT...

may 24, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Disaster @ambienceterra.bsky.social

They federal government markets whole milk to children as part of a campaign the subsidize the dairy industry

may 24, 2025, 7:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Telk42 @telk42.bsky.social

Now hold on.... That's not why I... Oh my god

may 24, 2025, 6:28 pm • 3 0 • view