Excessive? It was a pretty big sandwich. Imagine one hitting your bulletproof vest.
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aug 15, 2025, 4:15 am • 27 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 15, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
Well, was it a ham sandwich with plenty of oily mayo or was it a meatball sub with real beef? I think it matters.
aug 15, 2025, 4:13 am • 3 0 • view
Haha
aug 15, 2025, 3:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Armor piercing sandwich I bet.
aug 15, 2025, 4:22 am • 3 0 • view
If a foot-long hoagie ever got the chance, it would kill you and everyone you care about.
aug 15, 2025, 8:31 am • 4 0 • view
kevlar was NOT designed to stand up against a $5 footlong. i'm gonna go ahead and bet they never ran *those* tests.
aug 15, 2025, 5:38 am • 5 0 • view
That was no weak, paltry Subway. That was a righteous sub!
aug 15, 2025, 4:35 am • 1 0 • view