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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social

when you have a newborn your hierarchy of needs is 95% made up of various kinds of pillows in distinct shapes to accommodate every conceivable weird posture. i don’t even want food anymore. i just want fucked up looking pillows

oct 22, 2024, 4:09 pm • 1,211 63

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Killian Lucis 🔞 @saintdane2579.bsky.social

Reminds me of this video very much lol youtu.be/jc4gTSyFZTY?...

oct 22, 2024, 8:54 pm • 1 1 • view
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horse gordon freeman @jorse.enjoys.christmas

as a chronic pain tolerator i also relate to this. i need a pillow that can support every part of my body except for my left arm

oct 23, 2024, 6:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social

I think we dumped Amazon Prime when our midnight next-day pillow orders were finally behind us.

oct 22, 2024, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan Watson @wats.ink

“twin z pillow”
oct 22, 2024, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Woodhouse @woodhouse.on.computer

Can confirm. I’ve learned to love bizarre pillows in the past 3 months.

oct 22, 2024, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social

"Damn you, McNuggets, torture me not with your inscrutable, never-to-be-available-in-pillow-form shapes!"

oct 23, 2024, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Barbara Brennan @trampledamage.bsky.social

My kids are adults and this still strikes a chord! Oof! 😂

oct 22, 2024, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jessie @errantcavalier.bsky.social

tetrahedron pillow wanted

oct 22, 2024, 4:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Silly Goose Brigade @charliechaz.bsky.social

Babe get the tesseract pillow, we need to enter the pillow dimension or else my back will for real disintegrate

oct 22, 2024, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matt the Dad @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online

expert move: the c-shaped pillow is also great for resting your arms on while holding a video game controller. (when the baby is done with it, or with the baby if your baby is cool.)

oct 22, 2024, 4:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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dan-b0a.bsky.social @dan-b0a.bsky.social

The oldest, most worn out ones are always the old man go to’s.

oct 24, 2024, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Charlie Giovannetti @charliegio.bsky.social

When my kids were newborns my wife had a Boppy pillow that she absolutely loved using when nursing. Problem was, anytime she wasn't using it our 65 lb. dog like to curl himself up into/on it. 90% of the time when she wanted to use it we had to wrestle him off of it.

oct 22, 2024, 4:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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TJ Tomaso @cyan220.bsky.social

1) that is only for infant - don’t forget weird pillows that may be needed for adults (we called my wife’s pregnancy body pillow Floppy) 2) the Boppy has now become the oldest child’s preferred primary sleeping pillow

oct 22, 2024, 6:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andy Schwarz @andyhre.bsky.social

Maslow knew this but Reviewer #2 made him cut it from his paper.

oct 22, 2024, 4:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Urszula😺 @kochamgluten.bsky.social

Life changing pillows. Whale's mouth is actually a pocket!

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oct 22, 2024, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cumbarfer @cumbarfer.bsky.social

I ended up with shoulder bursitis from a tiny 8 pound baby and it was some of the worst pain I've ever felt on a consistent basis

nov 5, 2024, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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D. Salas @branchspell.bsky.social

*shifting two inches with great effort* this could work for me. I could be happy here.

oct 22, 2024, 4:10 pm • 20 0 • view
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Delvan Neville, Ph.D. @mustard.party

Well then let me introduce you to the Buttress www.thebuttresspillow.com

oct 22, 2024, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view