when you have a newborn your hierarchy of needs is 95% made up of various kinds of pillows in distinct shapes to accommodate every conceivable weird posture. i don’t even want food anymore. i just want fucked up looking pillows
when you have a newborn your hierarchy of needs is 95% made up of various kinds of pillows in distinct shapes to accommodate every conceivable weird posture. i don’t even want food anymore. i just want fucked up looking pillows
Reminds me of this video very much lol youtu.be/jc4gTSyFZTY?...
as a chronic pain tolerator i also relate to this. i need a pillow that can support every part of my body except for my left arm
I think we dumped Amazon Prime when our midnight next-day pillow orders were finally behind us.
Can confirm. I’ve learned to love bizarre pillows in the past 3 months.
"Damn you, McNuggets, torture me not with your inscrutable, never-to-be-available-in-pillow-form shapes!"
My kids are adults and this still strikes a chord! Oof! 😂
tetrahedron pillow wanted
Babe get the tesseract pillow, we need to enter the pillow dimension or else my back will for real disintegrate
expert move: the c-shaped pillow is also great for resting your arms on while holding a video game controller. (when the baby is done with it, or with the baby if your baby is cool.)
The oldest, most worn out ones are always the old man go to’s.
When my kids were newborns my wife had a Boppy pillow that she absolutely loved using when nursing. Problem was, anytime she wasn't using it our 65 lb. dog like to curl himself up into/on it. 90% of the time when she wanted to use it we had to wrestle him off of it.
1) that is only for infant - don’t forget weird pillows that may be needed for adults (we called my wife’s pregnancy body pillow Floppy) 2) the Boppy has now become the oldest child’s preferred primary sleeping pillow
Maslow knew this but Reviewer #2 made him cut it from his paper.
I ended up with shoulder bursitis from a tiny 8 pound baby and it was some of the worst pain I've ever felt on a consistent basis
*shifting two inches with great effort* this could work for me. I could be happy here.
Well then let me introduce you to the Buttress www.thebuttresspillow.com