Post by Jon Bois / Redsky

Guy who doesn't know how to use a phone calling someone else a loser

mar 26, 2025, 1:24 pm • 6 0 • view

They should just use Teams for Work!

mar 26, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view

Man I hate it when it gets sucked in

mar 26, 2025, 12:58 pm • 4 0 • view

I remember an old colleague constructing a job interview test that was literally just "can the applicant correctly read a 24hr clock" after bad experiences with previous people in the post. Thinking maybe these cabinet appointees need to be put through a similar wringer.

mar 26, 2025, 12:54 pm • 7 0 • view

He also thinks that's how sex works.

mar 26, 2025, 1:06 pm • 0 0 • view

But it showed his real name AND number! Nobody else's was "sucked in" to the reporters contact info

mar 26, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view

Which reading is better? 1. The NSA doesn't know how contacts on a phone works, something that has been pretty constant for more than 25 years. or 2. He honestly thinks people would buy this explanation?

mar 26, 2025, 2:31 pm • 2 0 • view

it's a reboot of Dumb & Dumber, except mean spirited.

mar 26, 2025, 12:48 pm • 1 0 • view

🤦🏻‍♀️

mar 26, 2025, 12:55 pm • 0 0 • view

Last week, a group I was part of was dealing with a sensitive personal matter about a former member. First ? Is this email group limited to the people who need to make this decision? None of us went to IVY League schools but we managed.

mar 26, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view

Sorry, federal based scholarships were the fifth thing cut by DOGE

mar 26, 2025, 1:07 pm • 2 0 • view

i always assumed that stuff like this was handled a) not on cell phones, or b) on special secure government cell phones. it turns out there was a secret third option where a guy no more tech literate than my dad can make a mistake that leaks sensitive military information to an opposition journalist

mar 26, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view

...and the Internet is a series of tubes...

mar 26, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view

Me thinks waltz protests too much! The longer the explanation-the phonier it sounds! This is not about Democrats and Republicans. This is above all politics! This is our National Security at risk!

mar 26, 2025, 5:20 pm • 2 2 • view

Thank you for reposting. Sending classified information over unsecured phones without verifying who is actually in on the call! One in Moscow during the call! One The Atlantic editor! Scares the bejesus outta me! Our National Security at risk!

mar 26, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view

In the meantime you should be issued a bubble gum phone

mar 26, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view

Suddenly Schumer looks savvy for sticking with the flip phone!

mar 26, 2025, 1:14 pm • 2 0 • view

This post didn't really land, sounds like you phoned it in

mar 26, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view

🤣

mar 29, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view

Sounds plausible…if you’re a dumb fucker like him.🙄🙄

mar 26, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view

“So anyway, that’s the story of how I got a settlement check from my time at Trump Phone University. Oh, and why our entire telecom system is compromised forever.”

mar 26, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view

Do the workers of the US department of defense not get work phones?

mar 26, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view

On whose dime? The taxpayer?? We are sending people to telephone school on the TAXPAYERS DIME???

mar 27, 2025, 12:11 pm • 1 0 • view

Well then who was he thinking he added then? What a schmuck. But only the best people who are just as dumb.

mar 26, 2025, 1:11 pm • 1 0 • view

"The Pete Hegseth Center for Cabinet Members Who Can't Use Phones Good - and who want to learn to do other stuff good too"

mar 26, 2025, 4:43 pm • 4 0 • view

Donald Trump saved from scandal again because his phone has just one app installed

mar 26, 2025, 1:18 pm • 0 0 • view

Does he really think that makes sense?

mar 27, 2025, 5:46 am • 0 0 • view

mar 26, 2025, 12:56 pm • 18 1 • view

Yep the tiny phone fairies fly it in on the sly. You know, they're tricky little bastards.

mar 27, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view

With what we know about how insecure our phones are actually, you'd think they'd follow the common sense rule and not use them for national security at all. I remember when President Obama was first in office. They took away his Blackberry and forbid the use of a lot of what we take for granted now.

mar 26, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view

Waltz really scrambling here to obscure the fact that he had Goldberg in his Signal contacts, which suggests that Waltz has been a confidential source for Goldberg in the past.

mar 26, 2025, 2:35 pm • 0 0 • view

I had to add an important contact to my phone the other day and I checked that the info was correct THREE TIMES.

mar 26, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 0 • view

"It...just gets sucked in. It gets sucked in."

mar 26, 2025, 2:28 pm • 3 0 • view

Oh fuck it! Just watch the clip

mar 26, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view

It’s called hacking. Walz was hacked and they don’t want to admit it bc it’s worse than not being able to use the telephone.

mar 26, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view

bold stance, Jon, but it really calls for consideration

mar 26, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view

These guys are only the best, aren't they? And, Tulsi Gabbard has the cajones to lie to Congress say there was no classified material. It's out there for everyone to see.

mar 26, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view

they can't even lie well. like, you get lying on lock by age 12. pathetic

mar 26, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view

Fist, American flag, rocket, man with brown skin, bomb, face with hands over eyes, American flag

mar 26, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view

I know an 11 yo that could teach the class...

mar 29, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view

there's a trump university joke in here but i can't quite dial it up

mar 26, 2025, 12:52 pm • 23 0 • view

It gets sucked in? We are not talking about the women in this cabinet and how they got their positions. We are asking about phones, you know like the ones the 2nd graders use and understand.

mar 26, 2025, 11:23 pm • 1 0 • view