i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show
Ilene Nathan, Locust Point map, proximity mines. I am unbeatable
bodie needs buffs i think. hope they make his spit move longer range next patch
All in the game yo
Slim Charles needs a buff. His hitbox is like, 45% larger than everyone else’s.
He DOES get a special advantage over Cheese, though.
Try being a fat Joe main in the current meta. Shits impossible
The problem is you’re playing Prop Joe as a Tank, not as the Strategist his kit is designed for.
Next round we’re playing Hamsterdam, WMDs, no Wallace.
The cheese stands alone, big head mode, all bubbles
Leaving Wallace out though... so many questions about that decision. Well, really just one.
the question of where he currently is at?
The dialogue tree is wide-ranging should you care to question Stringer Bell.
youtu.be/409Pjtq7jzY?...
don't nothing work around here like it should
Anyone else using Ziggy Sobotka? Hello? Anyone?
That duck ulti is savage
Mrs. Donnelly was always boss level...I've got a problem with Poot having a 90 aggression level rating just because of the Wallace sitch
You're right, the spirit of The Wire gets lost in the shuffle - literally, when we're dodging grenade launchers on Franklin. Stick to the canon, the game's just a loose tribute.
You gotta hit the bottle like McNulty to get the intended effect
Jon you should try the tie in 2d fighter. It’s pretty good but they screwed up with cuttys 1-2 combo being dash cancelable and ziggys level 2 duck super being technically infinite as long as he doesn’t hit the ground.
The Wire is a living document, dude. These kinds of adaptations and evolutions are what makes The Wire so great. And TWFPS still def better than season 2 😅
I understand trying to make the characters according to canon but my son keeps playing as Ziggy with his dick out this is inappropriate. He’s made 25 ducks drink themselves to death
Every day on here I get tricked
A man's gotta have a cheat code
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I keep playing as Snot Boogie and can never get past the craps game
I mean, not with that attitude.
Game the same, just got more fierce.
I think something is wrong with the Commander Valchek skin I purchased. He keeps yelling “Frank Sobotka” no matter what key I press. I’d @ David Simon but he blocked me for saying “Free Palestine.”
It all made sense til the end. Booooo
I’m gonna be charitable and just assume that you are not familiar with how David Simon has conducted himself online for the past 10+ years
Nope, I'm fairly up to date. And pretending he's your standard pro Israel tankie is beyond disingenuous.
You're not playing for real unless you're playing as Butchie.
I shed tears of joy when I made Wallace the heroin king of B'More.
oh you ain't seen season six? that's when shit gets WILD.
It world have made sense in the original plans for season seven
Yeah it may be old school but it really just can’t get better than The Wire’s SNES RPG
Getting smoked by Steve Earle just shouldn't even be an issue in a game like this
You may have deserved it. Were you late to school? Did you sell contraband candy bars to the younger kids? Don’t mess with Mrs D
We banned playing as Br Mouzone, he's so op. Getting decapitated by a razor sharp bow tie from 10 feet away is bullshit.
I stopped playing that crap when my friend used the nailgun glitch on Hamsterdam to clip inside Bunny Colvin’s squad car and spawn camp us. Shit’s diabolical
Saw that movie for the first time a year ago. Took me three scenes to figure it out. Voice manip was impressive.
i just think it's bullshit that you always play Dukie. pick a normal sized character you cheater
Who you got in the slappers only final? I got De’Londa Brice over Grace Sampson
You want it to be one way. But it’s the other way.
I can't get the fuzzy Dunlop pickup to work properly, what an I doing wrong?
Feels like Kima really suffers from the standardized hitboxes.
This is a social media post, Jon. The proper misspelling is "would of". 😥
The game is the game
Do a Wallace playthrough next
you want it to be one way, but it's the other way.
Welll, might've happened in the fifth season.
Multiplayer is rarely canon. Best to assume it isn’t unless @audacityofdespair.bsky.social explicitly states otherwise.
That’s called a ludonarrative dissonance and it’s society’s worst ill
Hop on Half-Life 1: Deathmatch Jon. I'm playing as Ada from RE2. No one can stop me.
Replacing the crouch button with a dedicated "sheeeeit" emote has basically made Clay Davis unplayable. Needs a big buff to be competitive imo
kenard is banned in competitive play, oddball-ass character
It is a great detail that when McNulty gets in a vehicle they add a lag to the controls to simulate how drunk he’d be behind a wheel. The details matter.
Somebody @ me when we get The Greek as playable character. Getting tired of alternating between Mayor Carcetti and Jay Landsman.
People are having a lot of fun riffing on this in the replies but I don't have enough video games knowledge to have a good one, so here's mine: "Omar comin"
Anyone been able to unlock the achievement for criminal conspiracy note-taking? It’s a bullshit stealth mission and I keep getting spotted.
Prez is OP
Dude has the klobb ass aim, I can't hit the broadside of my own squadcar with him
They just nerfed him in the last patch. Dude can’t even shoot no more.
I heard the developers are working on a John from Cincinnati Roguelike next.
I want you to put the word out there that we back online
OMG somebody please make this game 
The Kenard main on my team kept botching his special ability so we kicked him and he started DMming me asking me if I had a dick and telling me his brother weighs 200lbs and can play guitar solos
They need to fix the little hoppers, they can only shoot diagonally
If you're not playing as Ziggy's Duck, what are you even doing?
Anyone try to play on Scrapple mode yet?
Wtf, I was literally daydreaming about a Wire videogame earlier today
Has anybody got to Natural Po-lice level yet
I haven't played since they nerfed Eggy Mule's pistol.
Give her a few more years with Mr. Prezbo and it might!!!!!! I'm just joking
